And yes brethren...
Homer, Bart, Marge and Lisa are true prophets
Atmost 3:7
DCD Version
“For the Net Work does nothing without revealing their secret to his servants the Simpsons".
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D'oh!!!
ReplyDeleteDooooooooooonuuuuuuuuuuuuuts.
I can't imagine Homer leading songs.
"Uh, er, uh... Led's turn in our hymnals to....to.....D'OH!"
Or Bart giving a Sermonnette...
"Turn your Bibles to Psalm 119. Don't have a cow man, I won't read the whole thing."
Or Lisa giving a sermon. Which wouldn't sound much different than taped sermons back in the day. ;)
Can you imagine if all of the Simpsons were Armstrongites?
Going to the Feast?
Passover shenanigans? Homer doing the footwashing?
Night to be REMEMBERED?
Homer having to keep Unleavened Bread?
Homer having to.. GASP... Fast on atonement? NO DONUTS?!!!?!!
Anyone in the COG Community do Homer impressions? ;)
More accurate than any COG leader today!
ReplyDeleteThe Simpsons already did an episode on HWA. “The Joy of the Sect” Season 9 episode 13 and “The Leader” lol
ReplyDeleteAnother caring article from Dave Pack's guardian angle.
ReplyDeletePoor Dr Bob, he's gonna end up with a persecution complex- I can hear the sermon now.
ReplyDelete'The Church of God has endured persecution throughout the centuries, and it continues today.
Here at the Continuing Church of God blah, blah, blah...'
@ SHT,
ReplyDeleteForget about Bart doing a sermonette, do you remember this little stunt he pulled?
In the Garden of Eden - Here is the YouTube link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDC1w1ydLI
Craig
Hello, there is not prophets this day. They finished Job and there are no newans, only fool ones
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ReplyDeleteHilarious, and when Bart said "Millhouse" I couldn't help but think "Waterhouse"
"Milhous" is a joke for the baby boomer generation. It is the middle name of President Richard Milhous Nixon.
ReplyDeleteSht,
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Homer keeping unleavened bread made me literally laugh out loud. D’oh!
So, after predicting a Trump presidency (amazing hit), there is the added prediction of the following president (a woman) having to deal with budget cuts/crisis (looking quite certain right now!)
ReplyDeleteWasn't there an episode of the Simpsons where Homer joins a religious cult? I would like to see that on this blog.
ReplyDeleteWith Banned giving him so much attention, Bob decided it's time for another sermon defending his claim to being a prophet.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how you see yourself Dennis. On Sep 7th, you wrote "It is not my purpose to offend, destroy faith or take one's crown." Yet, this post has no purpose other than to offend Bob Thiel.
ReplyDeleteEcclesiastes 12:14 - For God will bring every deed into judgment, including every hidden thing, whether it is good or evil.
Oh wait, you've got that atheist card which says that God doesn't apply to you.
We'll see. Not only do you (and Gary) offend people (not just Thiel) unjustly all the time, you outright lie about doing so (see your own quote above).
That is all.
12:46
ReplyDeleteGiven the outright liars now occupying the chief seats in multiple COG organizations, their demonic doctrines that destroy lives, and the blatant worship of money, just who is the liar here? Bob Thiel's track record has been one lie after another for many years now. God has absolutely NOTHING to do with Thiel's self-made empire.
Irrelevant response Gary. I was simply pointing out that Dennis contradicted his own assertion about no intention to "offend". Yet, his entire post was an intentional attempt to mock and offend someone.
ReplyDeleteWhether you or Dennis believes that someone is lying is irrelevant to my comment. Diehl says he has no intention to offend and then intentionally does so.
That is all.