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Friday, November 22, 2019

FINALLY! A COG Prophet Reveals The Hidden Mysteries Of The Bible!

Be ready to be amazed! Be ready to understand revealed hidden knowledge that no one has understood for almost 6,000 years! Be ready to understand the mysteries that have been deliberately kept from you!

Various COG leaders today think they are God's mouthpiece for revealed knowledge to the church and the world. In spite of the fact that every single one of them has dreamed up scenarios that even the Bible never imagined, they keep chugging along, spitting out one idiotic prophecy or teaching after another.

But the most amazing thing today, towards the end of the year 2019, we now have access to all the secret messages and hidden mysteries of the Bible through our one and only doubly blessed, self-appointed, and dreamy Bob Thiel!  Where would we all be without him?

Flurry, Pack, Weinland, and all the other COG prophets pale in comparison to God's highly favored prophet and Overseer, Bob Thiel. He and he alone is the true messenger of God sent to restore hidden knowledge and unlock the mysteries. Never mind the fact that hundreds of millions of Christians through the centuries have understood grace, faith and the kingdom of God. Untold numbers gave their lives for that understanding, but for some reason, only those in the Church of God have never grasped those meanings.

God’s plan is a mystery to most. Notice something that the Apostle Paul  wrote about that: 
25 Now to Him who is able to establish you according to my gospel and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery kept secret since the world began 26 but now made manifest, and by the prophetic Scriptures made known to all nations, according to the commandment of the everlasting God, for obedience to the faith —  27 to God, alone wise, be glory through Jesus Christ forever. Amen. (Romans 16:25-27) 
The Bible tells of the mystery which has been kept secret since the world began. The Bible also points to the mystery of the kingdom of God (Mark 4:11), the mystery of grace (Ephesians 3:1-5), the mystery of faith (1 Timothy 3:5), the mystery of the marriage relationship (Ephesians 5:32), mystery of lawlessness (2 Thessalonians 2:7), the mystery of the resurrection (1 Corinthians 15:51-54), the mystery of God both of the Father and Christ (Colossians 2:2), and even Mystery Babylon the Great (Revelation 17:5). 
Brethren, we are doing a work that helps manifest the prophetic scriptures and reveals various mysteries kept secret since the world began. 
Sincerely,
Bob Thiel 
Pastor and Overseer

6 comments:

  1. Uh oh. Spotted a typo. It's "The MISERY of God's Plan"

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  2. Actually there no longer is a mystery. Art Mokarrow wrote "God's Puzzle SOLVED!" Years ago so the mystery was unveiled at last then.

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  3. Colossians 1:27 says what the mystery is. And that is Christ in us! It says so right there! Oh sheesh.

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  4. Uh oh. Spotted a typo

    That's okay, Bob did foresee such problems, as he declared on page 2:

    Note: This is an UNFINISHED, STILL TO BE EDITED, DRAFT booklet expected to be completed in late 2019 or early 2020.

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  5. Thiel's "spiels" , touts, and hypes, are more suited for telemarketing boiler rooms reminiscent of "The Wolf of Wall Street", than for any us for legitimately seeking and contemplating God, our purpose and our destiny.

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  6. Bob Thiel wrote:
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    "...God’s plan is a mystery to most. Notice something that the Apostle Paul wrote about that:

    25 Now to Him who is able to establish you according to my gospel and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery kept secret since the world began 26 but now made manifest, and by the prophetic Scriptures made known to all nations, according to the commandment of the everlasting God, for obedience to the faith — 27 to God, alone wise, be glory through Jesus Christ forever. Amen. (Romans 16:25-27)…"
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    Notice what? Something Paul wrote about that: that what? The word "mystery," which only means "secret?" The phrase "God's plan?"

    If Bob Thiel wants us to focus and notice something about God's plan...well, the word "plan" isn't even mentioned in any of those verses! There is nothing to notice about any plan.

    But if it is a plan, is it a plan to save all humanity and destroy Satan and his angels?

    If it is a plan, is it a plan where Bob Thiel and his continuing man-made group is saved and the rest of us "go to hell" while Satan and his angels live forever?

    Really, which words of the Apostle Paul does Bob Thiel have in mind that really represents "God's plan?" What are we supposed to notice? Is Bob keeping it a secret?

    Perhaps Bob Thiel will yet clarify what it is that we specifically should notice about what Paul wrote in Romans 16, or perhaps Bob Thiel intended to really keep that particular mystery, or secret, only to himself and his group of followers??????????????????????

    Time will tell...

    John

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