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Thursday, February 6, 2020

Doubly Blessed Prophet No Longer Cursed By Torn Curtains



God's work marches forward!!!!!!! But, no one seemed to notice so the prophet had to write about it.

Major Recording Study Change? 
My wife Joyce was able to find some reddish-pink curtains on Ebay (no, CCOG did not pay for this) to replace the more crimson colored ripped ones we had for decades that are normally shown behind me when we make sermon and sermonette videos in our house. 
While I thought that perhaps some would comment about the change, we noticed that colors do not always come out clear on YouTube for the videos (for example, I was wearing green suit, green shirt, and green tie with spots that Joyce thought were black-gray as it appeared on a recent video when we played it). 
That’s fine, and I really was not looking for comments, but thought I would mention this small change. Actually, the new curtains seem to slightly help with certain curtain closing problems we have had while recording in the past. 
And no, we do not really have a ‘recording studio,’ as we simply record the videos where we happen to be on any given Sabbath, which is normally here in the Five Cities region of California.


20 comments:

  1. Are these last two posts a joke.

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  2. Bob speaketh the truth on lighting and video.

    When WCG announced the make up change in the eighties, one of my explanations to girls was that even the World Tomorrow telecast presenters used make up to enhance and make for a more professional look.

    nck

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  3. Bob says: That’s fine, and I really was not looking for comments..."

    Uh oh... :)

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  4. Now Bob needs to work on topic, content and delivery...

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  5. A green suit, green shirt, and green tie with spots? Mr. Green Jeans? The color of money? It's not that easy being green. Just ask Kermit.

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  6. Our article "How to Make a Proper Profit Prophecy for the Wannabe Prophet" we pointed out to Bob the following:


    What else will you learn with our certification course?
    ‘How to make high quality Videos’


    Example of what not to do.
    Can you point out the distractions in this picture?
    We can’t stress enough the importance of having a high quality editing software in order to make green screen videos. With green screen technology you can avoid the embarrassment of crooked bookcases, outdated curtains, ugly wallpaper, or even a institutional look that can distract if not disgust those you are trying to reach out towards.
    -------------------------------------------

    While replacing the curtains are but a first step Bob, you need to commit yourelf to purchasing the software program which is needed to make high quality green screen videos.

    Mr. Thiel, if you really, really desire to graduate and become a certified prophet, follow the instruction the Painful Truth has made available. If money is a issue we have low interest loans available for our minority or financially challenged students.
    https://preview.tinyurl.com/get-certified

    -James

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    1. If it took him this long to address the curtains, I'm not holding my breath waiting for him to learn how to chroma key.

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  7. Many non-millennials still remember the yearly broadcast of the movie adaptation of L. Frank Baum's 1900 children's book, The Wizard of Oz.

    In one particularly memorable scene, Dorothy's dog Toto sneaks behind a curtain while she, the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man and the Scarecrow are being memorized by a massively enlarged, projected image of the wizard, who talks with an amplified, booming voice, light effects and smoke designed to create the aura of an actual wizard.

    Toto sniffs out a side chamber and tugs open a curtain that reveals a diminutive old man behind a curtain who's talking into a microphone while pulling levers and pressing buttons. Once exposed, the man jumps up and yells into the microphone, “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”

    Face forwarding to 2020, may I add... AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN IN FRONT OF THE CURTAIN EITHER!

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  8. "Actually, the new curtains seem to slightly help with certain curtain closing problems we have had while recording in the past".

    This has been the Achilles heal of all prophets past and present, so it is no surprise that the last prophet of God would be suffering the same curtain closing problems.

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  9. "Are these last two posts a joke." 11:56 PM

    Nope, it's for real...

    https://www.ccog.org/letter-to-the-brethren-february-6-2020/

    Hi Bob!

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  10. and I really was not looking for comments..

    He'll get comments, but no curtain calls...

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  11. Has anyone watched these videos from Dr. Keith Slough from Ambassador Christian College? https://youtu.be/KSN-vyX8bR8

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    1. It’s always money with these asshats like “Dr. Keith 3:32.. Go to the website scroll down and oh there’s a section on tithes and how to give money.

      Give me a break.

      Get a real job you feckless nobody. How about go to work instead of do a work.

      F you and your credentials. I’d rather watch Dr. Who than listen to a yahoo like you.

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  12. With just a little technology, Dr Bob could look as professional as the following:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfhOIe65LEk

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  13. Keith (3:32 PM), your attempt at self-promotion is as pathetic as are your attempts to visit Church of God congregations near Kannapolis for the covert purpose of recruiting supporters/attendees.

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  14. Anon February 7, 2020 at 3:32 PM

    Just terrible. Censors on. Self promotion not allowed.

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  15. Prophetic speculation- this just may be curtains for Dr Bob...

    Is that good or bad?

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  16. It's curtains for real!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNCEuc6Ifro

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  17. Why didn't he mention the Biblical significance of a "curtain" being torn?

    It happened when Jesus died (Matthew 27:51). There must be some symbolism for Dr. Thiel here... but what?

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  18. When is Cartoon Bob going to produce another animation, or has God closed those curtains too!

    Richard

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