Look! Lil'Stevie has been cured!
There is no need for Philadelphia Church of God members to fast for his healing as his Daddy King Gerald commanded recently. Lil'Stevie was in full swing as he broke the pińata graduation ball at the recent celebration for Herbert W Armstrong College graduates.
Imagine hanging a diploma on your wall at work that says you went to Herbert W Armstrong College. What a hoot!
I see Stevie hitting the Piñata.
ReplyDeleteDecades ago I remember that Piñata's were taboo for the church, as it was somehow symbolic of the Christ being beaten and hung on the cross , along with some kind of pagan connection.
Anybody else remember a similar edict?
About tithing : Even though Christ said that judgment and mercy and faith were of more concern to Him, He also said that everyone who OBEYS God would .... "not leave the other (tithing) undone" (Matthew 23:23 and Luke 11:42).
ReplyDeleteWhich has what to do with the post?
DeleteHey DCP/TC, What do horses and tulips have to do with preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ?
ReplyDeleteGuess he didn't trust them enough to blindfold him.
ReplyDeleteWonder how many graduates there were?
ReplyDeleteFuture ministry material perhaps, apart from the women, who will be of course at home, in the kitchen and raising the kids if they marry.
As to ‘True Christian’, tithing has nothing to do with this particular post here.
I think you have found a platform here at Banned and hence your posts, which are exceedingly boring, at times incoherent, lacking substance, entirely predictable and most easily debunked.
Such is freedom of expression that you are able to post here and express your opinions something that get you into trouble within Armstrongism unless it was the party line.
15 seniors
Delete14 seniors graduated at the 21st graduation ceremony. 14, after 21 years. The women are destined to be submissive helpmates to their kingly husbands. God forbid if any of them had a mind of their own and went on to get an education elsewhere.
ReplyDeletehttps://pcg.church/articles/6827/herbert-w-armstrong-college-holds-21st-commencement
RSK...it didn't so I deleted it. That's what I get for trying to approve messages on my phone while I am out having fun. Guess it is time to start deleting his posts again.
ReplyDeleteOh, he's just a minor annoyance. Though a bit of a thread derailer.
DeleteAnon @4:51. That's exactly right! And TC, I will keep trying until you see the light. You are not a Jew living under the Old Covenant. Besides, tithes in Old Testament Times DID NOT MEAN MONEY. The Jews were only commanded to give 1 out of every 10 of their livestock-and even then, that was only to be given to the Levitical priests. So bring Pack a goat next Sabbath and tell him "Here's your tithe Mr. Pack. Enjoy it, but I am a Christian living under the New COVENANT and there is no commandment to tithe for believers living now. Offerings, if you WANT to give them, but of YOUR own free will, not to appease Pack who won't even tell you where all the money goes in the first place!
ReplyDeleteI remember Flurry boasting about his graduates in one of his "Special Saturday Trumpet Live" abominations. If I recall correctly, he said there had been a grand total of 210 since they opened the school. I remember thinking it averaged out to less than 20 per year.
ReplyDeleteThose poor kids. God help them.
"I'm tired of all of you holding me back. I'm going to CLOWN COLLEGE!"
ReplyDeleteHomer Simpson
Dear Flurry, please post before and after x-ray pix as proof of healing, signed by a doctor and notarized. Sorry to be so cynical, its just that Armstrongism has such a long history of fake healings, and lies about healings.
ReplyDeleteguess who's gonna clean that mess? not Stevie. your asses may have graduated, but hunker down and start mopping.
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