Our very own Beto Bwana Bob was seen crying at the local Denny's today as news broke that the CERN Accelerator in Switzerland may need to shut down for a while due to the current energy crisis in Europe. Beto's dreams of coming nuclear war have been postponed yet again!
Beto Bob has been hyperventilating for several years now that the CERN Accelerator was a sure sign of Armageddon. Beto Bob foresees the CERN Accelerator being used as a tool to design fusion bombs to kill Americans and British Israelite peoples.
Instead of some rogue “mad scientist,” suppose that the European consortium behind CERN will decide that it needs to develop such weapons for defensive and possibly offensive purposes.
Then suppose that they, consistent with various biblical prophecies (cf. Isaiah 10:5-12; Daniel 11:39) decide to use it against the USA and/or its British-descended allies.
In May of 2009, Dan Brown’s movie, Angels & Demons, had antimatter captured from part of CERN ‘s Large Hadron Collider. Now it has happened because of the LHC:
In the movie, which I saw in Arroyo Grande (California), antimatter played an important role. In Angels & Demons. someone stole captured antimatter from CERN’s Large Hadron Collider on the behalf of one trying to be an antipope. Many considered antimatter only existing in science fiction and that the portrayal in the movie was impossible. Yet, the collection of anti-matter can now be considered to be a science fact–and can exist for significant amounts of time (it is my understanding that CERN stopped holding it after 17 minutes, not that 17 minutes is the limit to its existence).
Imagine being such a mind-boggling prophet, which was foreordained by God to rise up in the end times, that you need to get your "visions" from conspiracy-laden Dan Brown novels and a B-rated Hollywood movie. How truly pathetic! Garbage novels equal garbage theologians.
Now if the Large Hadron Collider does have military potential, which I have long indicated that it does, all should understand that it is likely that the Europeans and not the Americans will benefit from it.
Historically, humans have seen that large physics projects tend to produce military weaponry.
The Large Hadron Collider is helping Europe get to the point it will have the technology it will need to temporarily ‘rule’ the world. There have been interesting developments from it so far and more are expected.
Presuming we see certain prophetic events unfold, I expect that the USA will be conquered by the end of 2028. Or sooner.
I should send Beto Bob one of my latest creations: A T-shirt with a portrait of President Trump, captioned "Orange is the New Black!"
ReplyDeleteNah! He probably wouldn't "get" it anyway!
Perhaps it is 999! Bob is so stupid that he does not realize that one of his very own COG brethren has this information about 999 as being the Holy Spirit in action.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/meaning-of-numbers-in-bible/999.html
Thar he goes again on 2028......was it Hoeh who said the West will be through by 1972? Well now it's the Beto mantra: the U.S will be carbonate by 2028 (or something like that). I remember COg minister predicting bombs will drop on London, Liverpool, etc. What is it about these false prophet death wishes?
ReplyDeleteI am so glad this blog keeps highlighting the absurdities of Bob Theil. You have had a direct impact on stopping COG members from joining his cult.
ReplyDeleteSatan has never had a better accomplice in perverting God’s word than he has in Bob Thiel.
ReplyDeleteBob has single-handedly taken the COG movement backward more than anyone else ever has. Truly a despicable man.
ReplyDeleteHah! I just watched a British cop TV show in which their version of internal affairs charged a "bent copper" with perverting justice. And yet, perverting God's word is so much graver an offense! Funny thing is, Bob Thiel postures himself as being the ACOG version of internal affairs.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who makes a living selling vitamins and other supplements has a lack of critical thinking skills. His theology teaching is as untrustworthy as his medical advice.
ReplyDeleteI recall mainstream radio preachers years ago railing against a different Dan Brown book, The DaVinci Code.
ReplyDeleteCan't recall those preachers ever bringing up Angels and Demons.
Does that mean Mr. Thiel considers that other book acceptable?
PROPHET TONTO SPEAKS--- (vs wannabe Prophet Beto in the Prophet Showdown)
ReplyDeleteThere will be a new Monarch in England in the next 18 months, who will be crowned over the sacred "stone of scone" in Wesminster Abbey.
His first initial will be the letter "C" .
Hey, 4:57, have you tried hair vitamins? I take them, and my hair grows so fast that it's about 4 weeks from nice fresh haircut to full-fledged hippie!
ReplyDeleteI lost track of the number of "if, possibly, and maybe" used by our favorite little flower girl and fakest prophlet of all used in his brain fart of an article!!
ReplyDeleteHey, Bob, why is your god never sure of the words of wisdom he has you stutter and mutter, I mean speak? Maybe he isn't so sure of your prophlet status either!
Grow up, you arrogant little manchild! Stop playing church and filling your whopping <100 members brains with your filth. Why don't you become a real Christian and get a real Thd from a real school and maybe then God could use you. Hope springs eternal!
Well Tonto that is today as Queen Elizabeth II has just passed away and He's Now King Charles III
ReplyDeletePROPHET TONTO IS RIGHT!
ReplyDeleteCheck the timestamp on my previous post. Queen Elizabeth dies within two hours of my prediction.
TOP THAT BETO BOBBY!
I'm con-CERN-ed for Bob :)
ReplyDeletePROPHET TONTO IS RIGHT!
ReplyDeleteGood work, Tonto!
As anticipated, another golden opportunity for Bob and the other COGs to roll out more BI malarkey.
Related to CERN "weaponizing" the Higgs Boson, I remember a WCG fuss in the 1970s over the Neutron Bomb. As it was said to be more destructive of human tissue than other materials, it was claimed to fulfill lines in Revelation - "do not harm the land or sea or trees (Rev 7:3)" and "not to harm the grass or the trees ... only the people (Rev 9:4)".
Charles really lucked out. At best, he'll only have to put up with a couple years of the bullshit involved with being King. The biggest negative I've seen so far is that he's going to have to give up one of his supreme passions. He put substantial effort into the fight against climate change, an effort for which I admire him greatly. But he's already commented that his new responsibilities make it necessary to pass the batton on that to other capable individuals. Almost everything in life has a bittersweet element.
ReplyDeleteRemember when our parents/grandparents saw 666 in the Proctor & Gamble logo?
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