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Thursday, September 28, 2023
Fun Post Of The Day: Evans Ochieng Received Massages From 10 Congregations!
How cool is this?
Free massages from every congregation he visits!
There are perks to being a fake evangelist for the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu!
According to the admission of some in Kenya, most people there don`t fast ever, not even on the Day of Atonement. So, pastor dr Bob teaches them by ignoring their various sins, while they are having fun on the Day of Atonement and on other days.
It is just such a wonderful blessing to my heart to learn that someone in Africa is keeping the spirit of Garner Ted Armstrong alive!
Kudos to Bob Thiel for finally discovering the key to growth. What inspired leadership, and very reminiscent of HWA as he turned a blind eye to GTA's "spiritual" faults, and allowed him to continue to grow the work!
Yes, so true Really this post from Evans Ocheing, Massages from the 10 Congregations, and also Feasting on Atonement/ Sounds like a Bunch of Romans having a field Day
In a room full of silent monks copying monastic rules at their desks, one leapt up and cried, "Oh NOOO! I just rechecked the original. The word is supposed to be 'CeleBRATE,' with an R!"
I used to joke with my classmates at Embarrassing College that I'd come to Pasadena because I'd misread the scripture which said we were called to a life of suffering, and thought it had actually stated that we were called to a life of surfing!
The irony of that is that most of them were delighted with their hypothetical callings, and being called to a life of surfing would have been a life of suffering.
A Feast………on Atonement?
ReplyDeleteA day in which one is to ‘afflict’ oneself.
Just what is Booby boy teaching to ‘his’ followers over there?
Yes indeed this is the Fun Post Of The Day.
According to the admission of some in Kenya, most people there don`t fast ever, not even on the Day of Atonement. So, pastor dr Bob teaches them by ignoring their various sins, while they are having fun on the Day of Atonement and on other days.
Deleteman, Bob gives the non-fasters a passing grade...a stamp of approval
Deletebut to the 17 caucasians, ooh, you all are spoiled rich folk
It is just such a wonderful blessing to my heart to learn that someone in Africa is keeping the spirit of Garner Ted Armstrong alive!
ReplyDeleteKudos to Bob Thiel for finally discovering the key to growth. What inspired leadership, and very reminiscent of HWA as he turned a blind eye to GTA's "spiritual" faults, and allowed him to continue to grow the work!
Yes, so true Really this post from Evans Ocheing, Massages from the 10 Congregations, and also Feasting on Atonement/ Sounds like a Bunch of Romans having a field Day
ReplyDeleteAll those massages and feasting on a day of fasting- it's enough to make Cleveland Browns QB Deshuan Watson (just north of Wadsworth) jealous.
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Wadsworth, Giant Eagle, Spanky, MAGA, LGBTQWERTY, Glorious Campus, George Soros, Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, Bilderbergers, Illuminati, Hillary, Pizzagate, et al.
"I have received massages from 10 congregations this eveing"
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Makes perfect sense. Over the years, I have been asked in writing, "How long have you been a message therapist?"
:)
"Messages" should really be "massages?"
ReplyDeleteSomething similar happened in Catholicism.
In a room full of silent monks copying monastic rules at their desks, one leapt up and cried, "Oh NOOO! I just rechecked the original. The word is supposed to be 'CeleBRATE,' with an R!"
that discalced monk as a yout' didn't study his 3 R's well 'nuff...readin'/'ritin'/& 'rithmetic📜🕯️
Deleteotherwise he could've went to the singles dance & met a sweety 💃🕺
instead o' keepin' hisself bottled up 🚫
I used to joke with my classmates at Embarrassing College that I'd come to Pasadena because I'd misread the scripture which said we were called to a life of suffering, and thought it had actually stated that we were called to a life of surfing!
ReplyDeleteThe irony of that is that most of them were delighted with their hypothetical callings, and being called to a life of surfing would have been a life of suffering.
Yep! Guess the "ey" was muted to create the word "monk"!
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