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Just in time for Days of Unleavened Bread or Feast of Tabernacles gift giving!
Woo Hoo!
Get your children excited about their soon-coming adventures in Petra where they will have to endure 3 1/2 years of the Great Bwana Bob Theil bouncing and flailing as he trains them to be gods and goddesses! What a fun time for all!
Petra Marriott
Lego understands how significant the Great Bwana Bob Thiel is in church history and will soon be making a Lego version of the Petra Marriott so that children can replicate the soon-to-be sacred dwelling place of the Great Bwana Bob. Even though they will all be living in dirt-filled caves along with their parents, they will be in awe of the Great Bwana living in the 5-Star resort as maids keep him in the lifestyle he thinks he deserves since he is God's ONLY true prophet leading the ONLY true church.
Lego should come out with a series of the various "white elephant" auditoriums too, like Pasadena, Flurry , Pack and now coming COGWA!
ReplyDeleteWow! I want to stay at the Petra Marriott with all the uppity ups, not in the caves with all the low-class rabble.
ReplyDeleteIs the hope of a faith-based sojourn to Jordan's Petra a whole lot different than 5 million Catholics yearly making their pilgrimage to Fatima, Portugal...or the 500,000 Catholics who make pilgrimage to Holy Hill Basilica in Hubertus, Wisconsin each year? Or the 926,000 Muslims making the Hajj trip to the Saudi Kaaba in metro Mecca?
ReplyDeleteCatholicism and Islam are not the focus of this blog. Besides, WCG wasn't interested in making a "pilgrimage" to Petra and you know it.
DeleteI went to Imperial Schools in the 80's. Our fifth grade teacher, a minister, told us about peeing in the sand and then stepping in it. When it dries it will form a type of shoe, so that walking around the desert won't be so bad.
ReplyDeleteThe information sounds correct and true...but was it necessary to tell that to 11 year old children? Why did he think we would not have shoes?
ya, why make fun of a Jordan trip of faith if you're not gonna poke fun at the Portuguese faith trip or the Wisc. pilgrimage
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with camping by those neat Nabatean chiselled giant wall carvings
"ya, why make fun of a Jordan trip of faith if you're not gonna poke fun at the Portuguese faith trip or the Wisc. pilgrimage"
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell are you talking about? You never make any sense.
because it makes zero sense to pick at folks interested in Petra, smartie
ReplyDeleteso there are some comparisons where some get approved for faith, & some don't
Some COGWA congregations are having Lego nights now - even for grown-ups. So this isn't all that far-fetched.
ReplyDeleteApparently, someone jiggled the spoon when common sense was being poured into you. You still make no sense. No one is picking on anyone about Petra, well maybe other than Little Bobbie. Sorry you were so offended, snowflake.
ReplyDeleteGreetings 5:32, there are plenty of other popular faiths with much more error than many here will think COG has.
ReplyDeleteWhen we opt on the "Blogger" app & choose to identify only as "Anonymous", then it is hypocritical for you to assume any of my posts were posted by the one you just claimed is the one who "never makes any sense".
Have you joined those who spend all their days fighting with all their might against COG? What proof do y'all have that COG is wrong overall?
So says the anonymous one to anther anonymous person. Hypocrisy!
ReplyDeleteGhastly! Leave it to the ACOGs to co-opt, pollute and corrupt "The Brick Testament"! What will they do next? A Lego version of Basil Wolverton's Apocalypse? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteNO2HWA is a secret Garner Ted fan. Poking fun at the WCG's concept of Petra became Garner Ted's go to 'joke' subject.
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