Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

"Prophetic and Davidic Fuckery": Concept Certified and Approved by Gary :)

 


NO2HWA said...

Dennis wrote:
"Dave practices "Theological Fuckery' and is the basis for all his mistaken notions about the intent of scripture and his personal inclusion in them. It's simply inarguable an impossible for Dave to claim any kind of theological training save that which he has concocted in his beautiful mind."

Love this! This pretty much sums up what Pack, Thiel, Flurry, Weinland, Billingsley do

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Let us now consider the Prophetic and especially Davidic Fuckery, where Apostle David C Passover now easily sees wherever he sees the name "David" in the scriptures, it is referring very often referring to himself in these times. 

In a normal theological setting, this would be considered a deep-seated kind of theological narcissism, self-absorption, blasphemy and not a little bit of a deviant personality disorder, but with David C Passover, it's just who he is. And, of course, David C Pack has never created a normal theological setting in his life. 

In the real world of studied theological and Biblical studies, The Branch is the Messiah to the Jews and Jesus Christ to NT Christians.  Dave Pack? Not so much.

As well, Dave has to admit that it was not his god that revealed this to him, but flesh and blood. Mr Dale Shurter who was overseeing the agricultural aspects of the campus and produced his own drama for Dave.


Continuing...

According to Apostate David C Passover...

"It talks about him, I don't know, maybe about a dozen times. This man is referred to. There his name isn't found. (But) In chapter in chapter 55 it is and Psalm 89 and Hosea 3 and so forth....  It's awkward to cover this but...

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Psalm 89:3 You said, “I have made a covenant with my chosen one, I have sworn to David my servant,

Hosea 3:5   Afterward the children of Israel shall return and seek the Lord their God and David their king. They shall fear the Lord and His goodness in the latter days.
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"When you are in this world you have to have somebody on this throne and somebody who is directing sacrifices , who is a Levite.  And I know for a fact I'm descended from both

"I will raise him. Christ comes and (muddled word) and raises him. I will raise unto David... Now try to imagine this Branch is Christ. You're going to raise Christ unto David, the ancient King David?  WHAT? But if there was some human being who was the last King to sit on David's Throne in this world, it would make perfect sense. You would raise a man, servant...EVEN WITH THE SAME NAME.  But also hide from the world what you're doing. The last man to sit on David's throne was named David but he was a servant, and he was a man...."


Apostate David C Passover determines that he is "The Branch"
Part 3

If you want to wallow in more of Dave's foolish shepherding, this is part 2 of Dave Pack declaring himself to be "The Branch"


Apostle David C Passover's Full Series Now available in Hard Cover...
but only if you "send it in". 



Bonus Fuckery

"Now what I'm  going to cover at this point is awkward. I actually thought about skipping this material."

"John 15 and verse one. Every time I read the word "David" in scriptures it gets awkward. But it's my job to carry out this charge."











16 comments:

  1. um...should I thank you for this or not? 😀

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  2. The F...series in hard cover look dogeared!

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  3. Well, on a cursory reading, I see no untruths in that statement.

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  4. Senate Subcommittee On Fraud & ScamsTuesday, April 9, 2024 at 12:07:00 PM PDT

    El Packo is more "divide-ic" than Davidic. He has long ago set himself on autopilot regarding the separation of sheep & goats. Davy is his own autonomous livestock shepherd who long ago sided with the goats.

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  5. Dave has a doctorate in buffoonery.

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  6. NO2HWA

    Perhaps if Dennis used the term ‘Quackery’ that may have been more appropriate or kosher.
    However the point is made,lol.
    A women was said to have approached Winston Churchill and told him he was drunk.
    He replied I am and you are ugly.
    But tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
    Whatever our choice of words Armstrongism will still be ugly tomorrow…….

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  7. A woman said to Winston Churchill "if I was married to you, I would poison your cup of tea." Winston replied "Madam, if I was married to you, I would drink it."

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  8. Anon 8:24:00 PM PDT

    Great quote. And here are a few others among many of his gifts to us mortals.

    ‘We can count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities’.
    ‘I have never experienced indigestion from eating my own words’.
    ‘Nothing in life is as exhilarating as to be shot at without result’.
    ‘I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up at us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.’

    How the west needs another leader like him again, at least to cheer us all up,lol.

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  9. Ah, the Brits! There's another story, one about the acclaimed author of a dictionary. Our author was entering the carriage of duchess or some such royal. As he seated himself, the duchess expressed displeasure with her facial expressions, waved her hand in front of her nose snd exclaimed "Sir! Sir! You smell!"

    In his own unflappable manner, he smiled and responded, "No, Madam. YOU smell! I stink!'

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  10. Using David Pack's logic, I would be higher up than him, for my name is John. John is the apostle that Yahshua loved. He also was the last to survive, living out his days on the isle of Patmos while writing the book of Revelation.

    John is the one that is spoken of as being the disciple that Yahshua loved, even though it is written in the OT, David was the one whom Yahshua greatly loved. But are we to assume that Yahweh's love is based on our name? If this is the case what is the name 'Pack' associated with?

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    1. & is Yahweh's love based on Yahshua's name? is Yahshua's love based on Jesus's name? who really is on 1st

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  11. Not only are Armstrongists getting into prophecy these days! I had a customer say to me a few weeks ago, "These are the end times, and Satan is releasing so many demons to the Earth!"

    We had been discussing gender dysphoria, and the difficulties young parents must be experiencing if their children are attending public schools. It's no longer a matter of "Johnny doesn't like mayonnaise, so I don't like it either!"

    Anyway, the first response that popped into my head was, "Yes! I know! They are getting into our politicians!" I laughed to myself and wisely bit my tongue. Otherwise, he might have thought I was attacking the candidate most religious folk are backing.

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  12. And this quote from Winston Churchill: "Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions." Now if I could figure out how to do that with false apostles and false prophets........

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  13. Sweetblood 777:

    Dave,

    You have mentioned repeatedly that your last name, “Pack,” means “Passover.” I looked it up some years back, and indeed, coming through the Anglo-French, which includes the Hebrew, it does mean Passover. However, you claim that your name comes from your German heritage. In the Anglo-Saxon, which includes the German through old English, it has a very different meaning. I suspect that you are aware of that. I think that if you want to be totally honest, you should announce to the Church what your German name really means. I have copied and pasted it below:



    From Where Does The Surname Originate? meaning and history



    This surname is derived from the name of an ancestor. 'the son of Pack.' Probably it is a harder form of Patch, which see. Pakes is the genitive form; compare Jones, Williams, Collins, &c. (v. Paxon for further evidence).



    (Anglo-French) the French Paque = 1 One born during the Passover Festival or Eastertide [French pâque, Old French pasque, Latin pascha, Greek πάσχα; Hebrew pesakh, a passing-over] 2 a derivative from Teutonic: v. under (English) Paque (without a diminutive suff.) is now uncommon in France.



    (English) 1 the A. - Sax. pers. name Pœc(c)- [either from an Old Teutonic word seen in Old Norse pakki (m.) = Dutch pak = Ger. pack, a pack; or Old English pǽca, deceiver: cp. the place - name Packington] 2 metonymic for Packman, q.v.

    Pack Translations

    1. Pack, der ~ (BrutZeugGesindelSippschaftKanaillePlebsPöbelGelichterLumpengesindel)

    brooding, the ~ Noun

    brood, the ~ Noun

    sitting, the ~ Noun

    2. Pack, das ~ (LumpengesindelBrutPöbelGesindelSippschaftKanaille)

    scum, the ~ Noun

    riffraff, the ~ Noun

    ragtag, the ~ Noun

    rabble, the ~ Noun



    Wiktionary

    Pack noun

    1. abwertend: heruntergekommene, (teils kriminelle) Menschen; Gesindel

    Pack → rabble;



    Pack noun

    1. An obnoxious, or mean and offensive person vermin; → Gesindel; Pack;

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  14. Packery definition:

    The practice of obsessive/compulsive predictions concerning the Advent.

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  15. Dave would best be served by remembering what La Rochefoucald said:

    "We are so accustomed to disguising ourselves for others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves"

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