Crackpot Prophet: God Is Using Recent Tornados To Correct Disobedient Sinners

 

Just like clockwork when there is tragedy somewhere in the world, particularly in so-called "British Israelite" countries, whether it be fires, earthquakes, wars, and even tornados, the fraudulent false prophets or false mediums of Armstrongism come out of the woodwork spreading their ignorant biblical interpretations. Their god is an angry god and is so angry that it wants to wipe out most of humanity. These fraudulent mediums of Christianity preach nothing but slop that isn't even worthy of feeding the pigs with.

This brings us to our Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel, the false medium of biblical interpretations. As everyone here in the States knows by now there have been several days of deadly and destructive tornados in the Midwest. For Church of God false prophets/diviners/mediums, this is a wet dream come true. It is a sure sign that their god is punishing the degenerate sinful people who refuse to heed their warnings or listen to their sermons.

The Great Bwana Mzungu Theil writes:

God teaches that because of disobedience He will scatter people and use a whirlwind:

8 Then the word of the Lord came to Zechariah, saying, 9 “Thus says the Lord of hosts:

‘Execute true justice,

Show mercy and compassion

Everyone to his brother.

10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless,

The alien or the poor.

Let none of you plan evil in his heart

Against his brother. 

 

11 But they refused to heed, shrugged their shoulders, and stopped their ears so that they could not hear. 12 Yes, they made their hearts like flint, refusing to hear the law and the words which the Lord of hosts had sent by His Spirit through the former prophets. Thus great wrath came from the Lord of hosts. 13 Therefore it happened, that just as He proclaimed and they would not hear, so they called out and I would not listen,” says the Lord of hosts. 14 “But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations which they had not known. Thus the land became desolate after them, so that no one passed through or returned; for they made the pleasant land desolate.” (Zechariah 7:8-14) 

 

21 A cyclone sweeps them up — gone!

Not a trace of them left, not even a footprint.

22 Catastrophes relentlessly pursue them;

they run this way and that, but there’s no place to hide —

23 Pummeled by the weather,

blown to kingdom come by the storm.’

(Job 27:21-23, THE MESSAGE: The Bible in Contemporary Language © 2002 by Eugene H. Peterson.) 

 

12 Woe to the multitude of many people, like the multitude of the roaring sea: and the tumult of crowds, like the noise of many waters.

13 Nations shall make a noise like the noise of waters overflowing, but he shall rebuke him, and he shall flee far off: and he shall be carried away as the dust of the mountains before the wind, and as a whirlwind before a tempest.

14 In the time of the evening, behold there shall be trouble: the morning shall come, and he shall not be: this is the portion of them that have wasted us, and the lot of them that spoiled us. (Isaiah 17:12-14, DRB) 

 

The following is telling of a time when at least some of the descendents of Ephraim (currently dominating lands such as the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand) will face a major destruction from a tornado:

15 Even though Ephraim ran wild,

the black sheep of the family.

“God’s tornado is on its way,

roaring out of the desert.

It will devastate the country,

leaving a trail of ruin and wreckage.

The cities will be gutted,

dear possessions gone for good.

16 Now Samaria has to face the charges

because she has rebelled against her God:

Her people will be killed, babies smashed on the rocks,

pregnant women ripped open.

(Hosea 13:15-16, THE MESSAGE)

If this is all true like the Great Bwana says, then he has to admit that God punished him recently due to his sinful nature and grievous disobedience when God sent a tornado to rip off the roof of his world headquarters and then drench everything inside with rain, including his phone system, thus disrupting the vital end-time work of the Great prophet. 

Self-appointed Church of God prophets/diviners/mediums tend to be the biggest sinners and liars of the church. It shouldn't shock us that much when we remember that the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu has practitioners of witchcraft in his African membership.