David C. Pack has studied prophecy like no man who has ever lived.
And yet, is able to fail miserably 100% of the time.
During "The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 519)" on June 20, 2024,
the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God
discovered amazing things when studying "hear the word of the Lord."
Well, here is the most important truth inherent in that statement. Apparently 25,000 hours of such study does not produce any degree of accuracy in interpreting the prophecy. Otherwise, Jesus would have returned scores of times over the past recent years.
ReplyDeleteDave, you wasted those 25,000 hours! I'd recommend another hobby. I've gone to the bathroom over 120,000 times in my life, and it has accomplished much more good than your Bible study could ever hope to.
You mean David Pack is no better than a 40-Watt Equivalent G25 Soft White Dimmable 25,000-Hour LED Light Bulb?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to cut/paste Dave into Shawshank Redemption where Tim Robbins hauls off & says, "how can you be so obtuse?"
“Dave Pack: I've studied prophecy for 25,000 hours!”
ReplyDeleteThat explains why Dave Pack's prophetic date guesses are always wrong. He did not put in enough time. Dave needs to study prophecy for another 25,000 hours!!
I've gone to the bathroom over 120,000 times in my life, and it has accomplished much more good than your Bible study could ever hope to.
ReplyDeleteActually, Dave Pack's Bible study and Anon 7:51's bathroom visits have produced basically the same output.
And many people have studied the bible their whole lives and still don't understand what it says.
ReplyDelete''..Dave needs to study prophecy for another 25,000 hours!!''
ReplyDeleteProblem is like his beloved apostle even of he devoted 50,000 hours his prophecies would all fail just as the apostles did what false hopes these false so called ministers sold.
ReplyDeleteI think someone meant a "Three-Legged Cat in a Sandbox." I don't think a ONE-legged cat could go anywhere.
I don't think a ONE-legged cat could go anywhere.
ReplyDeleteyes I was wondering about that one. One legged couldn't even scratch a bit.
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ReplyDeleteAnother Dave Pack meme
The one legged cat in a sand box is a Southern saying. Some of you find the dumbest things to get upset over.
ReplyDeleteYou can buy I'm as busy as a one legged cat in a sand box sweatshirt at Amazon.
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather used to say that all the time when I was a kid. I used to laugh every time he said it. Great memories.
ReplyDeleteOne can study all they want but the truth of the matter is King James version added much deception. This man should study laws and orders of the military, that Trump put in place, then he will know that the old USA corp is being done away with, returning to a republic for which it stands one nation under the real God and freedom will reign. JC the christ, as portrayed, is never coming. But worry adulterer DCP, you shall reap what you sow!
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