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Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Crackpot Prophet Warns: The Guts Will Be Torn Out Of America When Yellowstone Super Volcano Blows! Oh Noes!!!!!!!!




A "localized hydrothermal explosion" near the Saphire Pool in the Biscuit Basin of Yellowstone National Park exploded today. These are relatively common occurrences in Yellowstone due to the thermal activity across the basin. The last time it exploded was in 1991.

Never fear though, our favorite Church of God self-appointed crackpot prophet popped his own geyser today and warned unless that the country repents it is going to be destroyed by Yellowstone exploding. These self-appointed crazy crackpots get overstimulated when world events fit the doom-and-gloom scenarios that they want to see happen in the world around them. Then, and only then would all of the lazy Laodicean and atheist reprobates realize they were actually God's messenger. Dream on, buttercup!

The Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel quotes:

As Yellowstone Awakens, Dr. Michio Kaku Warns That It Could “Literally Tear The Guts Out Of The United States Of America” 

One day it will happen. Scientists assure us that one day the absolutely massive Yellowstone supervolcano will once again experience a Category 8 eruption, and if it happened today it would “literally tear the guts out of the United States of America”. That is why what has been happening at Yellowstone in recent months is so alarming. We know that the ground has been rising and that “a 465-mile-long piece of molten rock” is moving upwards directly under Yellowstone. And we also know that the major geysers at Yellowstone were more active last year than in any other year in any of our lifetimes. Are these signs that an eruption is coming? We better hope not, because as Dr. Michio Kaku recently told Fox News, there is “a sleeping Godzilla underneath Yellowstone”

The Great Bwana's eyes probably glazed over at the mere thought of this happening!

He warns us... (It's another "could" moment since he is not a real propeht)

Things will not remain as they have. Yellowstone could erupt–BIG TIME! 
 
The Bible is clear that God controls the weather and various calamities, but wants people to heed His prophets:

6… If there is calamity in a city, will not the Lord have done it?
7 Surely the Lord God does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets. (Amos 3:6-7)

He even went to New Zealand and stood on top of a super volcano and preached one of his mind-numbing sermons:

A supervolcanic eruption such as one at Yellowstone or elsewhere could cause major “troubles,” and truly impact the USA and Canada. An earthquake could trigger this. Volcanic eruptions spew out melted elements and can cause much destruction.

While in New Zealand last year, we made a video about this while I was standing on top of a supervolcano:

8:30 

Are supervolcanoes, such as Yellowstone in the USA or various ones in New Zealand a real threat? If so, what type of threat? Are supervolcano issues consistent with biblical prophecies? If so, which ones? Could the eruption of a supervolcano make the USA, New Zealand, or other lands vulnerable to takeover in the Great Tribulation (Matthew 24:21). Dr. Thiel answers these questions while standing atop a supervolcano in a geothermal area of Rotorua, New Zealand.

He just can't shut up...after all, it is ALWAYS about him, foremost.

For years I have warned that the USA could be hit with a ‘perfect storm’ of events and disaster that could weaken it during the ‘beginning of sorrows’ so that it would be easier for it to be taken over at the start of the Great Tribulation. We see that the space agency NASA sees Yellowstone as a serious risk. And while some will scoff and say that the probability is too low, less statistically ‘probable’ events have happened. Plus, because of the decline in morality in the USA, destructive events are going to hit it. 
 
A supervolcano eruption from Yellowstone could be enough to nearly topple the USA–and then allow it to be toppled by the coming European Beast power.

The only way you can save your pathetic Laodocean behind is to repent and join his little cult and be saved!

This is the time to get your spiritual life in order. 
 
Are you doing that? 
 
In order to “be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man,” you need to get your spiritual life in order. You not only need to watch, but also to pray and change.

 


 

10 comments:

  1. Rather than creating wine out of thin air, Christ turned water into wine instead. He did this to honor reality since wine is mostly water. Observing the world, both the East and West are financially struggling, so God is allowing natural forces to play themselves out. As in previous generations, it's the coming economic crisis that will result in world war3. So there's no reason for God to obscure cause and effect by allowing a giant volcano or similar to bring down the roof.

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  2. While in New Zealand last year, we made a video about this while I was standing on top of a supervolcano

    looks very much like the hot springs i went to in various locations with meandering board walks to see the hot pools.

    The Lake Taupo on the middle part of the north island is the only super volcano I'm aware of in NZ that remains active, and is now 800 years overdue for its next eruption.`But its hard to stand on top of it as the entire large lake Taupo covers the volcano with magma chambers in its base, so its impossible to stand on top of a lake.

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  3. "The Bible is clear that God controls the weather and various calamities, but wants people to heed His prophets:

    6… If there is calamity in a city, will not the Lord have done it?"

    um, ahh, let's see...did the Feb. 7 nasty but relatively rare California tornado which ripped off the roof @ Grover Beach H.Q. cause any major "troubles" for a guy struggling a bit with ego?

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  4. People's lives will already have been wasted and ruined by all the greedy, lying, false prophets long before any real disaster ever does happen.

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  5. When is THIEL going to warn us about the dangers of GODZILLA and RODAN coming to attack the US/BC ??

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  6. This sounds like another "prophet" who once visited us on Banned.

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  7. & was that previous prophet lurking here ultimately debunked/defrocked?

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    1. He didnt lurk. He was quite vocal. But when his date passed at least he had the balls to say wow, I was sure I was right, so much for that.... and not try to explain it away as a "spiritual volcano instead of a physical one", or a "counting error", or "i didnt set dates you did!"

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  8. "was that previous prophet lurking here ultimately debunked/defrocked?"

    Are you talking about the antisemitic femiNazi? Nothing he has ever said has made any sense.

    The others like Dave Pack,Gerald Flurry and Bob Thiel continue to be exposed by people here.

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  9. What is Israel doing this year that has Bob already wondering if Dan. 9:27 could be/might be in 2024?

    "If the deal of Daniel 9:27 becomes confirmed this Fall and Kamala Harris does become President of the United States, she will have won the last regular presidential election."

    https://www.cogwriter.com/news/prophecy/kamala-harris-takes-lead-in-poll-but-what-has-a-fact-checker-reported/


    Did Bibi Netanyahu visit congress on Wednesday for the deal or does he need some planes & radar & wifi...

    or some fresh concrete for the new unhewn altar?

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