This episode's discussion centers on amateur LARPer Samuel Kitchen, a layman attempting to resurrect the defunct empire from a modest rented office in Iowa despite having no official authority. By analyzing posts from the watchdog blog "Banned by HWA," we contrast Kitchen’s rigid, legalistic "administrative cosplay" with the perspectives of former members who have embraced mainstream concepts of grace. On this show we highlight how individuals fused to a dead institution often resort to spiritualized narcissism and cognitive dissonance to maintain their identity. Ultimately, this serves as a universal warning about the dangers of anchoring one's entire reality in authoritarian structures.