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Monday, March 28, 2011

50% of COG Members In Petra Will Not Be Resurrected



The dung keeps getting deeper and deeper on Malm's blog.  He has a long post today on the two witnesses, the tribulation, 3 1/2 years, three and half days, 7 years, 1,290 days, and on and on and on.

He talks about the church fleeing to 'the place of safety' (Petra in Armstrongite mythology.)  There the true faithful COG members will be sheltered from the trials the rest of the world will be going through.

Then all of a sudden, POOF, the person standing next to you will be gone!




Gone off to heaven while you will be left standing there, shattered and devastated beyond belief.  Yet, don't be too discouraged because you are STILL a true COG member.  Just not one of the lucky ones.

Does he realize how incredibly STUPID he sounds?  Worse yet, what is the state of mind of those that believe this bullshit?

The answer to this question has two parts. The first part is the simple fact that many are called and few are chosen. And not everyone in the wilderness will be accounted worthy to have a part in the resurrection. When the resurrection comes, there will be many who are not ready, who are not worthy. They’ve gotten lax, they’ve gotten bored. They found life monotonous and routine in the wilderness and they just have gotten lazy and they are not ready, they are not prepared and they are not worthy and they will not be in the resurrection.
                                  
That is why Jesus said, there will be two women grinding at the mill. One taken and the other left and so on and so on. You know the scriptures, you can look them up. The fact is, probably half the people who are even in the wilderness will not be worthy to be resurrected. And when they see their friends  rising up around them, they will be struck with horror that they are still on the ground. They will be crushed in spirit and they will still be God’s people, they will still be God’s elect. But they are just not worthy to be a part of the Bride of Christ. They are not zealous enough, not ready, not properly prepared. Not having enough of the spirit doesn’t mean that there is no spirit at all.
                                  
People could have a small amount of spirit and not have been using it. And there is very little left and they just don’t have enough to have a part in the resurrection. So, they would need to continue on and being that they were in shock at seeing their friends and neighbors rising up around them. In absolute shock and horror, they would repent deeply and bitterly and would still need protection for the final 45 days. Protection from the beast, from the false prophet, protection from Satan and protection from the seven last plagues being poured out on the earth.
There is also the issue of little children not being qualified to be changed, yet certainly sanctified by faithful parents.  A loving God would not leave then unprotected!

Yes after the resurrection, there will still be some of God’s people who were not considered worthy to be changed and resurrected, to be a part of the first fruits at that time. But who will repent bitterly and who will still be protected by God up until the very coming of the kingdom.


Then the stupidity really shines forth when he starts talking about the little kids left behind when their parents are up in heaven rejoicing in the presence of God.  They won't care.  God's going to take care of them, no concerns, no sirree!  No concerns while they are basking in God's delight while their little ones are left in the desert wilderness of Petra.

The second part of the answer concerns who are God’s people, who is God’s church, who are God’s called out ones? And we are told in Holy Scripture that the conversion and the godliness and the commandment keeping of the parents sanctifies the children. As long as the children are willing to obey their parents, as long as the children are subject to their parents, they are sanctified by their parent’s conversion.


Therefore in the resurrection, little children who are not going to be part of the first fruits, who simply by reason of their youth don’t have the experience, don’t have the understanding, and are not ready to be a part of the first fruits; those little children are still God’s people. They are sanctified by their parents and by their parents faithfulness and shall be blessed with God’s protection in the wilderness until the actual establishment of the kingdom.
                                  
We need not be concerned or worry about our children. God will take care of them. How? Why those people who were not worthy to be part of the first fruits, who were lax, who have suddenly been horrified and become deeply repentant, they will take care of the children. And if not, God would send his holy angels to do so. For He would not allow our sanctified children to suffer.

 Then he gets into one of the favorite areas of Armstrongite mythology.  The conferring of offices of responsibility to the TRUE COG members who will be placed over the remaining heathens where they will be taught the teachings of Herbert Armstrong for 1,000 years.  Oy, hell looks better and better all the time!

Given how mean so many of the legalistic men have been in the COG's towards their wives, children and neighbors, I would not want to be in a world governed by any of these idiots!  Malm's god is just giddy with delight at the prospect of destroying humanity. 


                                  
When the last plagues have been poured out, Christ will then come with his saints to seize control of the governments of the world. Governments mostly destroyed and totally humbled. And having destroyed these governments and taking the beast and false prophet and throwing them into the lake of fire at the very end completing 1335 days.



Kirk Cameron SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

  1. Mental illness, delusional thinking and egofarting are the dangerous ingredients in the COG psychopriests.

    All humor aside, they are dangerous to everyone's physical, emotional and spiritual health. It is these types as with many COG literalist bible readers that turn the sincere from any spirituality of worth.

    For wanting to be in the Kingdom, hidden in the grave until "thy wrath be past," "at that day" and "to be with Christ which is greater.....", these fools spend a lot of energy on saving their fleshly hides.

    Religion in the hands of the COG's, splinters and slivers is stupid.

    This guy needs medication, not followers

    Dennis

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  2. ((This guy needs medication, not followers))

    Well said Dennis. Might I add the bullheaded followers need meds too.

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  3. Is there any medication that will be effective in this situation? I seriously doubt it. That doesn't mean I am against medication when it can help.

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  4. Someone pleeeeease tell this baffoon that the Book of Revelation is a FAILED, first century prophecy. It was written to encourage Jewish Christians just prior to the fall of the Beast and False Prophet and the coming of the Messiah.

    It is not impossible that the Beast was Vespasian and the False Prophet to Jewish Christians in Jerusalem was the Apostle Paul himself.

    They hated him. Even in Acts, not known for its accuracy in real time that thousands of Jews were waiting, and not in a good way for Paul to come to Jerusalem and that he needed to show some good faith and do some Jewish law biding things to save his hide.

    The Ephesian Church, a great home base for Paul or so he says, was praised in Revelation for "trying those who say are the Apostles, and are not,....good on ya." Perhaps this was Paul.

    Paul said "all those in Asia (Ephesus) had forsaken him. It never dawned on him there might be a legitimate reason. He just asks God to forgive them.

    At any rate, Revelatin barely made it into the Cannon due to it's bizzaro symbolism that can so easily be made to mean for ages to come, what it never meant.

    How sick at heart would the COGs become if they could understand the Book of Revelation is NOT a book about the end of this age. It was a tome to encourage Jewish Christian 2 thousand years ago and when the boot of Rome came down in 70AD....it was a failed , thanks for playing, prophecy gone sour.

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  5. I've seen better commentary in a programmer's 'monkey test.'

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