When Dave Pack was able to poach Dale Schurter from United Church of God, Dave Pack was crowning like a rooster. Never had a defection been more significant than Schurter's. Dave immediately put Schurter in his re-education program to weed out the devil's influence from the aberrant doctrines of the United Church of God. After many long weeks, Schurter emerged as a new man with all the vigor that Dave demands.
Weeks and months went by as Schurter dreamed up bean fields and agricultural programs that were going to set the Restored Church of God into the forefront of the news. Those ensconced on the compound would learn how to grow things as it was grown in the Garden of Eden.
Then as Dave likes to say, "Bam!" Dave sent Schurter to the fringes of the group to purge the demons of UCG that still lingered in his soul. Both he and his wife were ridiculed in the pulpit by Dave. Never has a man descended in the ranks of the COG as fast as Schurter did.
After languishing for many months on the fringes, Schurter is now back in power and in the good graces of superfantabulous Dave.
Anyway, also, another piece of good news that could have been mentioned any number of weeks ago, that I don’t think was ever announced to the whole church—Mr. Schurter, Mr. Dale Schurter, is actively serving in the ministry again; doing much better and that’s wonderful—at the young age of 80, about two weeks ago today…So he’s serving as the Associate Pastor with Mr. McElroy in Dayton, Ohio, and I love to make those kinds of announcements.An 80 year old man has no business pastoring a church congregation no matter how "good" they might be. Besides, if RCG members truly believe what Dave teaches them, then how long will it be till Schurter goes off the deep end again and messes with Dave's teachings?
How can the people of Dayton be so stupid?
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This is Dale
ReplyDeleteI work for that idiot Dave cause I'm flat broke and it sure beats flipping burgers at McDonalds. There, I said it!