Apostle Dave Pack...
“This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. . .
Next stop The Twilight Zone.”
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Daves rants and failures are actually more like ... " THE TOILET ZONE "
ReplyDeleteWhen I click on these, it only expands the pictures. Nothing opens. What the hell is going on?
ReplyDeleteWhat Pack needs is a good swift kick in the arse.
ReplyDeleteNah, what he really needs is a strait-jacket!
DeleteI want to make this perfectly clear. It's me, and not Gerald Flurry who will be the king of England during the tribulation. This way, God's promise of always having a man sitting on David's throne will be fulfilled.
ReplyDeleteCheers
King Dave Pack
Who would have known that one man's observation of the moon and the sight from out of the same man's window of his garden shriveling up from the frost would be catalyst for him to proclaim the advent.
ReplyDeleteDave has created a grand and epic show for the past nine years in the minds of his membership. The show itself has truly gained a cult following.
There will never be one instance in the lives of his followers, in or out of his church, where they won't see Dave or his complicated scenarios in their bibles. Dave has been the complete show in their biblical studies.
Their outward senses have been permanently tied to Dave and his Christ too, Every frost will evoke a memory and a pause of, could this be the day. Or will it be the new moon of every month that triggers a memory. Will it be the first bud of Spring - remember when Dave said it would be then? What about New Years Eve - remember that would be the advent, because what other time would he come - when the whole world is drunken. Passover night, no, first day of unleavened bread - there is more proof for the last day of unleavened bread. Pentecost will be the day and here is why. Christmas is the time foretold in the Bible- he will come this Christmas. It will be 1335 day, no it has to be the 1290 - we have learned more. It was always the 1260 day and it can't be any other day. Ten days before Trumpets the kingdom will start - no it will be this Trumpets - there is no other way to see it. It is this Atonement - God wants as us one before Christ can come. More understanding has come to light, it will be the 1st day of the Feast. 2nd?, 3rd?, 4th and here is why. The 5th day will be it. The 6th day is more perfect because it sets up the 7th day. Here we are on the Last Great Day, it couldnt be any more perfect - Gods will is plain, it will be before sunset today.
So Dave has corrupted in every way the minds of his members. The no shows are ultimately the members themselves, lost in time and to reality of their former selves.
Is there a doctor in the house?
I am permanently dammaged by all of this madness. I will never be the same. Fred
ReplyDeleteA theme song for the Armstrong splinters has recently migrated to the forefront of my mind. One of the Neil Young contributions to the CSNY album "Deja Vu" was a song called "Helpless". Neil references a little town in Ontario in the opening lines, but in an interview he has stated that it is more about a state of mind than a geographic location.
ReplyDeleteI find more and more that as I read about the activities of the ACOGs here, I can hear with my mind's ear Neil harmonizing with David, Stephen, and Graham as he sings "Helpless, helpless, helpless, helpless." Powerful song. Check it out on You Tube and see if it's not the best theme song ever for Armstrongism!