David Passover thinks that the two witless witnesses are in his chruch and are currently being trained by him. The problem is he doesn't know who they are and they don't know. What a convoluted line of reasoning.
60: Elijah uniquely specialized in training prophets; he ran three schools for the prophets, Gilgal, Jericho and Bethel. Let me just say it again, he uniquely specialized in training prophets. So will I; it's probably already started without knowledge of whom.
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He seems to have contradicted himself, at least in intent. Somewhere buried in his so-called 130 proofs, he had asked, "Wouldn't the person chosen to be Elijah know that he was Elijah before everyone else became aware of it?"
So, apparently, it's OK to let everyone know you get to be Elijah, but the long time pre-existing stigma remains in place for announcing that you are one of the two witnesses. Even if someone supposedly knew, they'd have better sense than to share it in an ACOG environment.
BB
Because everyone needs three institutions to train two people.
Especially when you don't know if these people even exist.
He's using British Israelism to train them.
You already know how that will turn out.
If I had to guess, the two witnesses will be huge donors of cash or huge fund raisers. So for all you RCGers setting on the fence with the big houses and bank accounts now is your chance. The bigger the amount the clearer the vision becomes for Dave.
Probably the two witnesses are Messianic Jews. No British Israelism, no totalitarian authoritarianism, and more exemplary life fruits. I don't think the two witnesses would be caught dead in any of the ACOG splinters, especially the RCG!
I think you're on the right track, Charlie Brown. Those who want to be prophets trained by Elijah Dave should take the hint and give more, ramp up the bootlicking, and start pointing out the faults in the competition. This will require spying, gossiping, and lying; but hey, this is a COG, after all!
Gonna be a bloodbath.
The two witnesses would probably shit in their pants and walk away as they began training under Dave. Then there would be a real problem. New ones would have to be found, and the new ones would experience the same revulsion.
No, if there are to be two witnesses, they'll have a direct connection with members of the deity. No ego-infested intermediaries required.
~Miguel de la Rodente
I thought the 2 witnesses were Ron Weinland and his wife. Now I am confused. Is the position still open?
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