Why is it in Armstrongism that there has to be endless lists on how to do things? There are lists of the things HWA supposedly restored. There are lists by false prophet COG leaders of new revealed knowledge that they have added to HWA's list (because apparently he was too stupid to understand it all). Then there is Bob Thiel's list of restored "truths," which is now hitting 55 revelations. No one cares! No one needs to care!
Now, the Crackpot is back with 10 points on how to pray! Why can't Armstrongite leaders keep their noses out of members' lives?
What is prayer? Would you like 10 tips on prayer? After his introduction, Dr. Thiel plays a 20th century radio broadcast by the late Herbert W. Armstrong who spoke on prayer (as well as healing). Dr. Thiel interjected a few comments as that was playing, and then covered the following ten tips on prayer:
1. Pray to God the Father (not ‘sacred names’)2. Worship God in Truth3. Believe God4. Obey God: Do More than the Demons5. Worship God in Spirit6. Resist Satan7. Don’t Fight God8. Pray for Others9. Pray for Your Needs10. Remember God’s Will and Have Your Priorities in Order
Prayer is important for Christians and this sermon can aid your Christian faith.
- Believers have direct access to the Father (Hebrews 4:16; 10:19–22).
- The Spirit Himself helps us in our weakness and intercedes with groanings too deep for words (Romans 8:26–27).
- We are no longer under a tutor of external regulations (Galatians 3:24–25; 5:1, 18).
- Prayer is not about impressing God with correct technique, sacred-name precision, or a completed scorecard of “do’s.” It is the conversation of adopted children with their Father (Romans 8:15; Galatians 4:6—“Abba, Father”).
And when you pray, do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do, for they think that they will be heard for their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him” (Matthew 6:7–8).
“Pray to God the Father (not ‘sacred names’)” – Correct address is good, but the New Testament freely uses “Jesus,” “Lord,” “Father,” and “God” without anxiety over precise Hebrew forms. The apostles prayed in the ordinary language of their hearers.“Worship God in Truth / in Spirit / Believe / Obey / Resist Satan / Don’t Fight God / Priorities in Order” – These are real Christian realities, yet turning them into sequential prayer requirements produces the very legalism the New Covenant frees us from. Demons “believe and shudder” (James 2:19); the difference for the believer is union with Christ, not better technique.“Pray for Others / Pray for Your Needs” – Scripture commands both, but not as items 8 and 9 on a list that must be checked off before the prayer “counts.”
- Peter sinking: “Lord, save me!” (Matthew 14:30).
- The tax collector: “God, be merciful to me, a sinner!” (Luke 18:13)—and Jesus said this man went home justified.
- The blind men: “Lord, have mercy on us, Son of David!” (Matthew 20:30–31).
Romans 8:26 goes further: when we do not know what to pray, the Spirit intercedes without coherent words. Silence, a groan, a single name, or a heart lifted toward God can be truer prayer than ten carefully ordered points delivered without faith or love. Nor is it a commanded 1 hour spent on your knees with a daily checklist.
Paul’s command is “pray without ceasing” (1 Thessalonians 5:17)—an ongoing relationship, not a daily checklist completed and filed. Jesus Himself prayed all night at times and offered short, pointed prayers at others. The measure is not length, completeness of topics, or technical correctness; it is dependence on the Father who already knows and delights to give good gifts to His children (Matthew 7:11; Luke 11:13).
Prayer under the New Covenant is therefore simpler and freer, not more complicated. Come as you are. Speak honestly. Trust the Spirit’s help. Sometimes that looks like a carefully thought-out intercession; sometimes it is one desperate or adoring word. Both can be real prayer.