Why Prominent Church of God Leaders Do Not Qualify as the Biblical Watchmen They Claim to Be

Why Prominent Church of God Leaders Do Not Qualify 

as the Biblical Watchmen 

They Claim to Be

Living Church of God had this up on April 16, 2026

Job of a Watchman: Through the ages, God has sent prophets to warn His people of dangers ahead. Moses warned the Israelites that if they disobeyed His laws and despised His statutes, they would reap serious consequences (Leviticus 26:14–39). Yet modern Israelite nations are largely ignorant of their true identity and this sobering warning—today, their leaders and peoples are actively promoting values and behaviors that are contrary to God’s laws. Isaiah was told to “cry aloud” and “tell My people their transgression” (Isaiah 58:1). Jeremiah warned that open disregard for God’s laws would lead to the time of “Jacob’s trouble” at the end of the age (Jeremiah 2:19; 30:7, 24). Ezekiel was commissioned to be a “watchman” to warn the house of Israel of their coming punishment (Ezekiel 3:16–21; 33:1–11). That is our mission today. Let’s pray for the strength and help to complete that mission.

Have a profitable Sabbath,

Douglas S. Winnail

The core reason many Church of God (COG) leaders in the Herbert W. Armstrong tradition fixate on the “watchman” role (Ezekiel 3:16–21; 33:1–11, with Isaiah 58:1 and Jeremiah 30:7) is their belief that modern Anglo-Saxon nations are the lost tribes of Israel, facing imminent national punishment (“Jacob’s trouble” or Great Tribulation) for sin. They see their organizations as the exclusive vehicle for delivering God’s final warning. Failing to warn, they say, would make them blood-guilty.

This provides urgency, identity, and a sense of exclusive faithfulness. However, the Bible sets a clear, objective test for anyone claiming prophetic or watchman authority: Deuteronomy 18:21–22 — If a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord and the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing the Lord has not spoken. The prophet has spoken presumptuously. One documented failure of a specific, testable prediction disqualifies the claim.

By this standard, the major leaders who tie their ministries to the Ezekiel watchman role—Herbert W. Armstrong, Roderick C. Meredith, Ronald Weinland, Bob Thiel, Gerald Flurry, and David C. Pack—do not qualify. Each has issued specific predictions about timelines, geopolitical events, church developments, or end-time sequences that failed to materialize. Their groups often respond with reinterpretation, “progressive revelation,” or new dates rather than acknowledgment.

Herbert W. Armstrong (Worldwide Church of God – Founder) Armstrong established the modern emphasis on the watchman commission, teaching that his radio broadcasts and The Plain Truth fulfilled Ezekiel’s warning to modern Israel. His 1956 booklet, 1975 in Prophecy! (and related materials) warned of concrete sequences: a devastating drought killing one-third of the world’s population by the mid-1970s, followed by nuclear war killing another third, with survivors sold into slavery, and Christ’s return no later than 1975. He also forecasted Britain would be conquered by Nazi Germany (1940s), the Great Tribulation beginning in the 1930s–1970s, and a “two 19-year time cycles” framework pointing to 1972–1975.

None of these specific events occurred. The booklet was quietly withdrawn, and explanations shifted to “delay” or misinterpretation. This foundational pattern of unfulfilled specifics set the stage for later leaders.

Roderick C. Meredith (Living Church of God)  Meredith, a longtime WCG evangelist and founder of LCG, strongly promoted the watchman role. In the 1950s–1960s writings and broadcasts, he forecasted: 

• After 1965: increasing trouble with Gentile nations, trade embargoes by “brown and oriental races,” leading to starvation and scarcity in America and Britain.
• By the late 1970s/early 1980s: the world as we know it would no longer exist due to end-time events.

These timelines passed without fulfillment. LCG continues to issue prophetic warnings tied to current events, but earlier specifics required adjustment.

Ronald Weinland (Church of God – Preparing for the Kingdom of God) Weinland claimed to be one of the Two Witnesses and positioned his work as the final Ezekiel-style warning. In his 2008 book 2008 – God’s Final Witness, he specified: the Great Tribulation beginning April 17, 2008 (with detailed “thunders” of mass deaths, economic collapse, and U.S. destruction), followed by Christ’s return on May 27, 2012.

None occurred. He revised dates multiple times (e.g., to 2013), acknowledged failures, yet continued claiming authority. This is one of the most clearly documented cases of failed, testable predictions.

Bob Thiel (Continuing Church of God) Thiel presents the CCOG as now delivering the end-time Ezekiel warning. He has described himself in prophetic roles (including watchman/evangelist aspects), claiming confirmation via dreams and anointing by a Living Church of God minister, Gaylyn Bonjour, in 2011 (who prayed for a “double portion” of God’s Spirit), and points to early coronavirus warnings as validation of his insight.

Critics within the COG movement have documented multiple specific predictions that did not unfold as stated. These include detailed forecasts in his 2012 book 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect, regarding geopolitical sequences, church developments, U.S. reliance on Europe’s Galileo GPS system in exact ways, and certain political/military outcomes involving nations like China and Australia that required later reinterpretation when events diverged. Independent trackers (such as those on Church of God Perspective and Banned by HWA) note that Thiel’s interpretive style often mixes biblical prophecy with current events and pagan sources, leading to claims of “fulfillment” that are vague or retrofitted after the fact. For instance, while he correctly stated the Great Tribulation would not begin in specific years (2012–2023), his broader end-time sequences tied to those years or to his personal prophetic role have not materialized in the manner presented, resulting in shifts of emphasis to “general warnings” rather than direct “thus saith the Lord” declarations.

When specifics fail to align precisely, the response is typically re-framing or highlighting partial alignments instead of acknowledging error—precisely the pattern Deuteronomy 18 rejects. Thiel maintains he has made “no false predictions,” but the cumulative record of unfulfilled or adjusted specifics undermines the claim of divine prophetic authority required for the watchman role.

Gerald Flurry (Philadelphia Church of God) Flurry is most explicit: Armstrong fulfilled the watchman role only generally, but the PCG (under him) is the specific end-time fulfillment. He has written booklets like Ezekiel: The End-time Prophet, declaring that the PCG alone delivers the required warning.

PCG has a record of specific statements on events (e.g., Muslim Brotherhood developments, certain political sequences tied to the “beast” power, Vladimir Putin interpretations, and Donald Trump’s trajectory presented as certain) that required later adjustment when they diverged. Critics list dozens of unfulfilled PCG-linked forecasts.

David C. Pack (Restored Church of God) Pack links his “Elijah” role to completing the watchman commission. RCG materials present his sermons as the final warning vehicle. Since 2013, he has issued hundreds of specific, date-sensitive predictions (return of Christ, start of the Kingdom, Daniel’s 1335-day period, etc.) that repeatedly failed—often over 100 documented misses, with new timelines issued afterward. He has even referenced the biblical penalty for false prophecy in sermons while continuing.

Conclusion

The biblical watchman/prophet does not merely comment on news, call for morality, or motivate donations with urgency. He declares God’s specific message accurately. When tied to imminent national judgment, accuracy is non-negotiable.

Across nearly a century, these leaders—Armstrong (foundational), Meredith, Weinland, Thiel, Flurry, and Pack—have produced a consistent record of specific, testable predictions about dates, sequences, and calamities that did not happen. The recurring response (reinterpretation, new “understandings,” or blaming rejection by the audience) matches exactly what Deuteronomy 18:22 calls presumption, not divine authority.

This obsession with the watchman title seems rooted more in theological identity, motivational power for members, and separation from mainstream Christianity than in verifiable accuracy. It creates a cycle: failed specifics → explanation → renewed urgency → repeat. True divine warning, as in Ezekiel’s day, would not require constant revision—it would stand when tested.

New Covenant Christians must not place their faith in men—however sincere, charismatic, or well-meaning—but in Jesus Christ alone. The New Testament makes this crystal clear: Jesus is the one true foundation (1 Corinthians 3:11), the sole Mediator between God and humanity (1 Timothy 2:5), and the Good Shepherd whose voice His sheep know (John 10:27). Under the New Covenant promised in Jeremiah 31:31–34 and fulfilled in Hebrews 8–10, God writes His laws directly on our hearts through the Holy Spirit. We no longer need a human priesthood, temple system, or self-appointed “watchman” organization to stand between us and God. Every believer has direct access to the throne of grace through Christ (Hebrews 4:16).

Placing ultimate trust in any human leader or movement—even one that sincerely claims a special prophetic role—repeats the very error the Old Testament repeatedly condemned: “Cursed is the man who trusts in man and makes flesh his strength” (Jeremiah 17:5; see also Psalm 118:8). The apostles themselves warned against following men: Paul rebuked the Corinthians for saying “I follow Paul” or “I follow Apollos,” reminding them that “you are Christ’s” (1 Corinthians 3:4–23). The Bereans were commended not for blindly accepting apostolic teaching, but for searching the Scriptures daily to verify it (Acts 17:11). Jesus Himself is the Word made flesh (John 1:14); He—not any modern organization—is the final Word from God (Hebrews 1:1–2).

The repeated pattern of unfulfilled prophecies among these COG leaders serves as a sober reminder of this truth. It calls every believer to test all things (1 Thessalonians 5:21), hold fast to what is good, and fix our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith (Hebrews 12:2), and not on the Law. The gospel is not a complicated end-time warning system dependent on one man’s interpretations; it is the simple, powerful message that Christ died for our sins, rose again, and offers forgiveness and eternal life to all who believe in Him (1 Corinthians 15:3–4; John 3:16).

None of this invalidates general Christian vigilance or calls to repentance (see Mark 13:37 or Hebrews 13:17). But the exclusive claim to be the modern Ezekiel watchman to “lost Israel,” grounded in British-Israelism and tied to unfulfilled national prophecies, fails Scripture’s own test. Believers should apply Deuteronomy 18 rigorously rather than loyalty, charisma, or fear. If God has true watchmen today, their words will prove true without excuses. The historical pattern here urges caution: test everything by the Bible’s standard, and prioritize the core gospel of Jesus Christ over layers of failed end-time frameworks. Our hope, our identity, and our security rest not in any human leader or organization, but in the unchanging Person and finished work of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Silent Pilgrim

If it was good enough for Jesus and the Apostles, then it is good enough for me!

If it was good enough for Jesus and the Apostles, then it is good enough for me!

This belief is flawed for New Covenant Christians because it fails to account for the transitional nature of the Gospels and early Acts, the shift from the Old Covenant to the New, and the clear New Testament teaching that not everything Jesus or the Apostles did or allowed in their Jewish context is a binding command for all believers today.

1. Jesus Lived Under the Old Covenant (as the One Who Fulfilled It)

Jesus was "born under the law" (Galatians 4:4) to fulfill it perfectly as Israel's Messiah (Matthew 5:17). He kept the Mosaic Law—including circumcision on the eighth day, Sabbath observance, temple worship, and Jewish festivals—because that was the covenant in force during His earthly ministry. He did not come to destroy the Law but to fulfill it and inaugurate something new.

• Example: Jesus was circumcised and kept the Sabbath. This doesn't mean New Covenant believers must do the same as a requirement. The New Testament explicitly teaches that circumcision is not required for Gentiles (Acts 15; Galatians 5), and the Sabbath command (as a Mosaic shadow) is not binding in the same way under the New Covenant (Colossians 2:16-17; Romans 14:5-6; Hebrews 4).

• Requiring believers to imitate every detail of Jesus' Jewish life would ignore that He fulfilled the shadows (ceremonial law, sacrifices, etc.) so we live in the reality (Hebrews 8-10).

Deeper meaning: The Old Covenant elements were never ends in themselves; they were profound types and shadows pointing to greater spiritual realities in Christ. The Sabbath pictured our ultimate rest in Him (Hebrews 4:9-10); the festivals foreshadowed the stages of redemption—Passover as Christ's sacrifice, Unleavened Bread as putting away sin through His body, etc. Jesus embodied and completed these deeper prophetic layers, transforming external rituals into living fulfillment. The New Covenant (promised in Jeremiah 31:31-34 and instituted by Jesus' blood, Luke 22:20) writes God's law on hearts through the indwelling Spirit, emphasizing inward transformation, grace-empowered obedience, and freedom from the old system's external ceremonies.

2. The Apostles Operated in a Transitional Period

The book of Acts shows the early church (mostly Jewish at first) gradually transitioning. The Apostles continued some Jewish practices initially for cultural reasons, evangelism among Jews, or while the New Covenant was unfolding:

• They attended temple and synagogues (Acts 2-3).
• They kept certain feasts or vows (e.g., Paul in Acts 21).
• But this was not mandated for Gentile believers.

The Jerusalem Council (Acts 15) directly refutes blanket imitation: Jewish Christians wanted Gentiles to follow Mosaic practices (including circumcision). The Apostles and elders, led by the Holy Spirit, ruled no—only a few basic guidelines (no idolatry, sexual immorality, etc.). This shows not everything the Apostles "did" was prescriptive for the whole church.

Paul strongly opposed imposing Old Covenant practices:

• For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, and do not submit again to a yoke of slavery" (Galatians 5:1, on circumcision).
• He taught that food laws and days (including Sabbaths) are matters of liberty, not law (Romans 14; Colossians 2:16).

Deeper meaning: This transition reveals God's progressive revelation—moving from national, external covenant signs to a universal, Spirit-indwelt people. The Apostles' early practices bridged the old and new, but the Epistles clarify the deeper reality: the church now lives in the fulfilled era where the "shadows" give way to the "substance" in Christ.

3. Armstrongism and This Flawed Belief

This exact reasoning—"If Jesus and the Apostles did it, then we must do it too"—is a core foundation of Armstrongism (the teachings of Herbert W. Armstrong and the Worldwide Church of God and its offshoots, such as the Philadelphia Church of God or United Church of God).

Armstrong taught that true New Covenant Christians must continue to observe:

• The Seventh-day Sabbath (Friday sunset to Saturday sunset) as a perpetual covenant and "sign" identifying God's true people.
• The annual Holy Days (Passover, Days of Unleavened Bread, Pentecost, Trumpets, Atonement, Tabernacles, and the Last Great Day) because they picture God's "master plan of salvation."
• Old Testament dietary laws (clean/unclean meats from Leviticus 11—no pork, shellfish, etc.).
• Other practices like tithing and avoiding "pagan" holidays (Christmas, Easter, birthdays).

Deeper meanings in Armstrongism: Armstrong emphasized that these observances carry profound prophetic and redemptive depth far beyond surface rituals. The Holy Days are not mere Jewish relics but a divine blueprint revealing "God's great master plan of redemption" and "the different epochs in the plan of spiritual creation." They reenact year after year the full story of salvation:

• Passover: Christ's sacrifice for sin.
• Unleavened Bread: Putting sin out of our lives.
• Pentecost: The giving of the Holy Spirit and the Church age.
• Trumpets: Christ's second coming.
• Atonement: Satan bound and sins removed.
• Tabernacles: The Millennium (1,000-year reign).
• Last Great Day: The final Great White Throne judgment and harvest of souls.

Armstrong taught that these have "deeper dimensions" explained in the New Testament, yet still require literal, ongoing observance "forever" to stay in "true memory and worship of God," understand His plan, and qualify for the Kingdom. The New Covenant, in this view, internalizes the law (including these elements) rather than abolishing any part of it. Jesus and the Apostles set the "perfect example," and departing from it leads to apostasy. Salvation involves faith plus this obedient law-keeping as a condition for final justification and becoming part of the "God Family."

This approach takes descriptive historical examples from the Gospels and early Acts and turns them into timeless, binding commands—exactly the belief the original article identifies as flawed. As the blog As Bereans Did explains in its recent post on this very argument:

ARGUMENT #8 'If Jesus and the Apostles did it then we must do it too.' At first, this sounds like a fantastic idea. What could possibly be wrong about doing what Jesus and the Apostles did? Isn't that the definition of discipleship?... Let's get something perfectly clear - this isn't about true discipleship and following Jesus' examples of faith, love, self sacrifice, mercy, justice, etc etc, it's about justifying Sabbatarianism, for which there is no law. This is not about the spirit of the law or even the letter of the law, it's about workarounds.

The post continues by highlighting the inconsistency:

We must ask ourselves, why did Jesus and the Apostles do what they did? Answer: because they were literally Old Covenant Jews... Are we all to be first century Jews now? (Be careful here! Say 'no' and this argument falls apart, but say 'yes' and your church falls apart.)... This 'Jesus and apostolic precedent' argument is only intended to get the Sabbath, but as it turns out it applies to everything else. We can't appeal only until we get what we want then back out.

It further notes the selective nature: Jesus and the Apostles attended synagogues (not modern churches), observed broader Jewish customs, and lived under all 613 Old Covenant laws during His ministry. Yet Sabbatarian applications cherry-pick only certain practices while rejecting the full implications.

4. The New Testament Distinguishes Descriptive vs. Prescriptive

The Bible records what happened (descriptive) but does not always command us to repeat it (prescriptive). Examples:

• Jesus and the Apostles spoke in tongues or healed dramatically → Not a universal command for every believer today.
• Apostles chose Matthias by casting lots (Acts 1) → Not the normal way churches select leaders later.
• Temporary practices during the apostolic era (sign gifts confirming the message, Hebrews 2:3-4) don't bind the church for all time.

We imitate their faith, character, and teachings (1 Corinthians 11:1; Hebrews 13:7), not every cultural or transitional action. The core commands for the church come from the risen Christ's instructions through the Apostles in the Epistles, focused on the "law of Christ" (love, faith, Spirit-led obedience).

Deeper meaning in the New Testament: Armstrongism's emphasis on the "master plan" through ongoing shadows misses the profound fulfillment theology of the Epistles. Colossians 2:16-17 declares these days "a shadow of the things to come, but the substance belongs to Christ." The deeper realities they pictured—rest, redemption, harvest—are now inaugurated in Him. The New Covenant does not merely "internalize" the old system; it transforms our relationship with God from external compulsion to heart-level obedience empowered by the Spirit (Ezekiel 36:26-27; Hebrews 8:6-13). Paul warns that mandating these observances as essential returns believers to "weak and worthless elementary principles" and a "yoke of slavery" (Galatians 4:9; 5:1), undermining the finished work of Christ.

5. What New Covenant Christians Do Follow

• Teachings of Jesus and Apostles: The Great Commission (Matthew 28:18-20—"teach them to observe all that I have commanded you"), moral principles (e.g., the love command fulfilling the law, Romans 13:8-10), baptism, Lord's Supper, church leadership, etc.
• Grace, not legalism: We are under the New Covenant, not the Old (Hebrews 8:6-13). The Old Testament remains instructive (history, types, wisdom, moral truths), but its covenantal forms are fulfilled in Christ.

Deeper meaning: True New Covenant living flows from union with Christ—the deeper obedience of the heart, where the Spirit produces fruit that the law could only command (Romans 8:1-4; Galatians 5:22-23). This brings genuine freedom, intimacy with God, and focus on the gospel's power rather than external forms.

Conclusion: Armstrongism vs. the New Covenant

In contrasting Armstrongism with biblical New Covenant faith, we encounter two profoundly different visions of discipleship. Armstrongism, rooted in a sincere and zealous desire to honor Jesus by walking exactly as He and the Apostles walked, offers a compelling framework: a perpetual calendar of Sabbaths and Holy Days that unlocks God's "master plan of salvation" in vivid, yearly reenactments. It promises deeper prophetic insight, clear identity as God's true people, and a path of obedient law-keeping that secures one's place in the coming Kingdom. Yet this very system, for all its biblical language and heartfelt devotion, keeps believers anchored to the fading shadows of the Old Covenant. It elevates descriptive historical examples into timeless commands, blending law and grace in a way the New Testament explicitly rejects as a return to "weak and beggarly elements" (Galatians 4:9) and a "yoke of slavery" (Galatians 5:1). What begins as earnest imitation can subtly shift the finished work of Christ into an ongoing requirement, turning the gospel of pure grace into another gospel that mixes faith with works for final justification.

As Bereans Did powerfully summarizes the problem with this argument in the context of Sabbatarianism (a hallmark of Armstrongist teaching):

Today, we looked at the claim 'If Jesus and the Apostles did it, that means we must do it, too.' It sounded great at first, but like all the rest, it comes apart when you dig in. We peeled back layers of conflicts and inconsistencies until we saw how this argument is really based on Jews being Jewish, who went to synagogue not church, because of a tradition of the Pharisees... The argument is not really about [what] Jesus and the Apostles did, but it uses them to rationalize a means to create a law where there is no law. Sabbatarianism is not supported by the full historical and biblical witness, but by cherry-picking and excluding whatever does not fit. It is not a clear mandate, but an opinion.

By contrast, the New Covenant unveils a far richer, more intimate, and liberating reality. It is not a refined version of the old system, but its complete and glorious fulfillment in the person of Jesus Christ. Every shadow—Sabbath rest, festival harvest, clean/unclean distinctions—finds its resounding "Yes" and "Amen" in Him (2 Corinthians 1:20). In Christ we already enjoy the true Sabbath rest (Hebrews 4:9-10), the outpoured Spirit of Pentecost, the assured hope of His return, and the final harvest of souls. The law is no longer external tablets but a living reality written on transformed hearts by the indwelling Holy Spirit (Jeremiah 31:33; Ezekiel 36:26-27). Salvation is by grace through faith alone (Ephesians 2:8-9), and the obedience that flows from it is the natural fruit of union with the risen Lord (Romans 8:1-4; Galatians 5:22-23).

For anyone drawn to Armstrongism's call to "live exactly as Jesus lived," the full New Testament offers an even deeper invitation: imitate the faith, character, and inspired teaching of Christ and His Apostles as unfolded in the Epistles. Release the shadows that have served their purpose (Hebrews 8:13) and step fully into the substance who is Christ. Here is the abundant life He promised—gospel freedom, Spirit-empowered joy, and unbroken fellowship with the Father—where every moment is lived in the radiant light of His declaration, "It is finished" (John 19:30). This is the heart of the New Covenant: not a checklist to prove worthiness, but a living relationship that magnifies the finished work of the Savior and sets the soul truly free.

Silent Pilgrim

See: 

Common Legalist Arguments - Part VIII

A critical look at using the claim, "If Jesus and the Apostles did it then we must do it too," as a justification for requiring Christians to attend church on Saturday.

How to tell if you are a Laodicean or a TRUE Church of God Member

 

The Church of God’s Glorious Petra Escape Plan: Because Nothing Says “Place of Safety” Like Squatting in Jordan’s Tourist Trap

For decades, the various Churches of God have lovingly drilled into their members the thrilling end-time adventure known as “The Place of Safety.” According to this cherished teaching, when the Great Tribulation kicks off, the faithful few will be rounded up by what’s left of the U.S. government (now apparently run by invading Germans, because why not add Nazis to the mix?) and herded into concentration camps. From there, they’ll be miraculously transported — not by boring old buses or trains, but by being flown on eagles’ wings straight to Petra in Jordan.

Yes, you read that right. Divine eagles. Or, as some of the more practically minded ministers used to quietly whisper, commercial airplanes…but those planes would have metal fatigue, and the Germans would put us on these planes with the hope they would crash before we made it to Petra. Because nothing builds faith like hoping your rescue flight does not plummet into the ocean or desert.

The best part? Apparently, no one in the Church of God ever bothered to run this plan by the Jordanians.

Picture it: thousands of slightly unhinged American cultists led by Bob Thiel, Gerald Flurry, and Dave Pack, suddenly materializing in the middle of Jordan, confidently announcing, “Excuse us, we’re God’s special remnant. We’ll be taking over Petra now — you know, your ancient city and massively profitable tourist attraction. Thanks so much! Don’t mind us while we wait out the Tribulation in your backyard. Oh, and you are supposed to feed us, take care of our sanitation needs, and provide us with beds, blankets, clothing, shoes, and anything else we are used to as God's chosen people.”

One can only imagine the Jordanian tourism minister’s face when informed that a bunch of prophecy-obsessed Midwesterners planned to commandeer one of the country’s biggest money-makers for three and a half years, all while claiming divine right of occupancy.

But hey, why spoil a good doctrine with minor details like international law, foreign sovereignty, or basic common sense?

In the end, that’s the quiet truth behind the Petra fantasy. The Church of God never really thought about anyone other than itself. The rest of the world — including the actual owners of Petra — were just background props in their very own private end-times movie. Jordanians? Germans? Crashing planes? Details, details. As long as the “true church” gets its exclusive VIP bunker in the rocks, everything else is someone else’s problem.

Truly, nothing says “God’s loving protection” quite like assuming the entire planet will happily rearrange itself so a tiny American splinter group can play biblical cosplay in a Jordanian national treasure.

 

Why Do So Many in Armstrongism Think Eating a Cheeseburger on the Sabbath Will Send You Straight to the Lake of Fire?

Ah, the Sabbath. That blessed 24-hour window where God supposedly looks down from heaven and says, “Finally, My people are resting… unless they dare order fries.”

If you’ve spent any time in the world of Armstrongism — those plucky little Church of God splinters still clinging to Herbert W. Armstrong’s legacy — you’ve probably noticed a peculiar obsession: the mortal sin of eating out on the Sabbath. Yes, friends, while some Christians are debating whether to sing contemporary worship songs, large chunks of the COG world are locked in serious theological combat over whether that Saturday lunch at Applebee’s is going to get you disfellowshipped.

Let’s break down this culinary crisis with the gravity it apparently deserves.

The Holy War Against Restaurant Servers

The reasoning goes something like this:

According to the Fourth Commandment, you’re not supposed to make your “servant” work on the Sabbath. And what is a modern waiter if not a 21st-century manservant who brings you iced tea and asks if you want fries with that? By handing over your credit card, you are apparently forcing that poor server to labor specifically for you. Never mind that they’d be working whether you showed up or not. Never mind that they don’t keep the Sabbath, don’t know who Herbert Armstrong is, and probably think “holy day” means their day off from school. Logic, apparently, takes a Sabbath rest too.

Some deep thinkers have even concluded that paying for a meal equals “engaging in commerce,” which is basically the same as setting up a flea market in the temple courtyard. Because nothing says “defiling the holy day” like a $12.99 lunch special and a side of guilt.

The “We Must Be More Holy Than Herbert” Movement

Here’s the funny part: Herbert W. Armstrong himself didn’t lose sleep over this. In a 1982 Bible study he basically shrugged and said, “Look, the restaurant’s open anyway. When I travel, I eat out or I starve. So I eat out.” The old Worldwide Church of God was generally fine with it, especially during the Feast when half the church was living in hotels.

But after Armstrong died and the big splits happened, a strange thing occurred. Some groups decided the best way to prove they were the real faithful remnant was to become stricter than the founder himself. Nothing says “we’re returning to the truth” quite like inventing new sins the Apostle Herbert never thought of.

Now you have sermons warning that enjoying a hot meal prepared by someone else is basically telling God, “Your Sabbath isn’t good enough — I need better service and a dessert menu.”

The Friday Night Meal Prep Olympics

As a result, many faithful brethren spend Friday afternoon in a frenzy of chopping, cooking, and Tupperware Tetris so that on the Sabbath they can proudly announce, “We don’t eat out — we eat cold roast beef and sad potato salad like real Christians.”

Because nothing screams “joyful holy convocation” like reheated leftovers and the quiet judgment of anyone who dares suggest maybe God doesn’t actually care if you tip your server 20%.

Of course, when traveling or stuck at the Feast with 800 other brethren, suddenly the rules get… flexible. Funny how that works.

The Official “It Depends” Position

To be fair, not every group is quite so dramatic. Some study papers calmly conclude that eating out isn’t technically a sin, but maybe you should feel a little bad about it anyway. Others leave it to “personal conscience” — which is church-speak for “we’re not going to disfellowship you… today.”

Meanwhile, Jesus is probably still shaking His head, remembering the time His disciples picked grain on the Sabbath and He told the Pharisees to chill out and learn what “mercy, not sacrifice” actually means.

So the next time you’re driving past a restaurant on Saturday afternoon and your stomach growls, just remember: somewhere out there, a dedicated Armstrongist is eating a carefully prepped sandwich made of bread, guilt, and lukewarm disapproval, all while feeling spiritually superior to you and your wicked ways.

Truly, the Sabbath is a delight.

Dave Pack Teaches Other COG Leaders How to Have Humility

Oh, what a truly glorious, jaw-dropping spectacle for the ages: Dave Pack, Gerald Flurry, and Bob Thiel — the undisputed, self-crowned champions of zero humility in the entire pathetic little Church of God universe. These three spiritual colossi have elevated the ancient art of being spectacularly, breathtakingly, almost comically full of themselves to an Olympic-level performance, all while piously pretending it’s just “God’s work” oozing from their oh-so-humble, divinely-anointed pores.

While the rest of us pathetic mortals are stuck down here wrestling with silly little concepts like basic self-awareness or the radical notion that we might, heaven forbid, be wrong about something, our holy trio soars far above such embarrassing earthly concerns on wings of pure, unadulterated ego. They don’t merely claim special roles — they hoard biblical titles like a hoard of dragons sitting on a pile of prophetic treasure. Gerald Flurry has grandly declared himself “That Prophet,” end-time Elijah, Malachi, lawgiver, watchman, and full-blown apostle, all while gravely informing the world that his precious Philadelphia Church of God is the only outfit God hasn’t already puked out like yesterday’s lukewarm coffee. Dave Pack has joyfully self-promoted to apostle, Joshua, Elijah, and “Messenger of the Covenant,” tirelessly assuring his ever-shrinking flock that any day now every other COG group will come crawling on their knees to kiss the ring of his superior brilliance. And Bob Thiel? Oh, bless his precious little heart — he’s graciously accepted his divine appointment as the world’s single most vital “evangelistic prophet,” supernaturally confirmed by his very own dreams and that ever-so-convenient “double blessing” that apparently only he and a couple of hand-picked yes-men could possibly detect.

Truly, the meek shall inherit the earth… right after these guys finish reserving the VIP section, the throne, and the entire heavenly press corps for themselves.

Even more awe-inspiring is their superhuman, ironclad refusal to ever, under any circumstances, admit even the tiniest speck of error. Failed prophecies? Shifted dates? Public face-plants so spectacular they’d make a lesser narcissist spontaneously combust? Not a problem for these flawless ones. Those aren’t mistakes — they’re “new revelation,” “refined understanding,” or obviously the fault of those nasty, Satan-serving Laodicean rebels who dared question God’s specially anointed snowflakes. While actual biblical prophets were face-down in the dust begging for mercy and real apostles called themselves the chief of sinners, these modern wonders prefer thundering from their pulpits about how extraordinarily, indispensably, uniquely special they are. How refreshing.

Their leadership model is pure, high-octane comedy gold: iron-fisted authoritarianism slathered in a microscopic layer of “submit or you’re serving Satan.” Members enjoy the sacred privilege of total, unquestioning obedience, generous “common” offerings (especially in Pack’s ever-ravenous kingdom), and the weekly joy of being reminded that anyone who leaves or disagrees is clearly deceived, rebellious, demon-possessed, or all of the above. It’s almost touching how effortlessly the gospel of Jesus Christ has been upgraded to the far superior, far more entertaining gospel of “Me, Myself, My Infallible Mantle, and My Next Failed Prediction.”

Why this radiant, blinding absence of humility, you ask? It’s really quite simple, darling. When you’ve successfully convinced a tiny, ever-dwindling band of followers that you alone carry the “Philadelphia mantle” while the rest of Christianity — and every other COG splinter — wallows in pathetic deception, humility isn’t just unnecessary — it’s practically heretical. Throw in three oversized egos, zero meaningful accountability, and a theological system custom-built to reward the most bombastic self-promotion imaginable, and voilà: you get this magnificent, side-splitting parade of men who claim to channel the Almighty yet somehow can’t manage to bow their own heads for five consecutive seconds without pausing to make sure the applause hasn’t died down.In the end, while the world hurtles toward its prophesied climax, these three modern-day “Elijahs,” “That Prophets,” and self-anointed apostles continue strutting on their ever-shrinking, ever-sadder stages, boldly declaring themselves the most important men since the Apostle Paul — perhaps even since Christ Himself (and let’s be brutally honest, they probably think they’ve got Him beat on both charisma and production value).

With flawless, almost artistic precision, they have mastered the rare spiritual gift of never being wrong, never needing correction, and never once choking out the words “I was mistaken.” Their humility is so deep, so profound, so otherworldly that it has evidently been raptured straight to heaven years ago, leaving only endless, thunderous declarations of their own unmatched greatness echoing through the empty halls behind.

Truly, it is a wonder to behold: men who claim to speak for the Almighty, yet somehow cannot bow their own heads. They warn the sheep of impending doom while refusing to examine the suffocating, soul-crushing pride that grins back at them in the mirror every single morning like a proud parent.

One can only imagine the scene on that final Day, when the real Elijah, the real apostles, and the real Head of the Church finally make their appearance.

May God have mercy on the souls who followed the deafening echo of their own voices… instead of the still, small one.















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Semi-Arianism, Arianism, and Armstrongism

Semi-Arianism was a 4th-century Christian theological position that emerged during the intense debates over the nature of Christ following the First Council of Nicaea (325 AD). It represented a deliberate middle-ground attempt to modify the stricter teachings of Arianism while still firmly rejecting the full Nicene doctrine of the Trinity.

Core of Arianism (for context)

Arius (c. 250–336 AD) taught that God the Father alone is uncreated and eternal. The Son (Jesus/Christ) was the first and highest created being—begotten by the Father at some point in time (“there was [a time] when he was not”), not co-eternal, of a different substance (heteroousios), and subordinate/inferior to the Father. The Holy Spirit was even lower in the hierarchy.

What Semi-Arianism changed

Semi-Arians (also called Homoiousians) rejected the most extreme Arian claims. They affirmed that:

• The Son was not a creature made out of nothing.
• The Son was begotten (eternally generated) by the Father and existed before the world.
• The Son was fully divine in a real sense and “of similar substance” (homoiousios) with the Father—very close, but not identical in essence (homoousios, “same substance” or “consubstantial”).
• The Son was still subordinate to the Father in rank or authority.

They often viewed the Holy Spirit as subordinate or even an impersonal created force rather than a co-equal divine Person. The position was politically influential for a time but was ultimately condemned as heretical by the orthodox (Nicene) party at councils like Constantinople (381 AD).

Armstrong’s teaching on God (the “God Family” or binitarianism)

Armstrong rejected the Trinity as a pagan, unbiblical doctrine invented centuries after the apostles. Instead:

• God is a family or kingdom of divine spirit beings, currently consisting of two co-eternal Persons: God the Father (supreme) and the pre-existent Word/Logos (who became Jesus Christ).

• Both the Father and the Son are fully divine, uncreated, and composed of the same kind of divine “spirit essence” or “God-kind” substance.

• They are two distinct beings/persons, not one essence in three Persons. The Father is greater in authority; the Son is subordinate yet shares the divine family nature.

• The Holy Spirit is not a third Person or co-equal member of the Godhead. It is the impersonal power, mind, essence, or active force of God.

• Humans who repent, accept Christ, and endure in obedience can ultimately be born again as literal spirit children of God—added to the divine family and becoming “God beings” themselves (though the Father remains supreme).

This is classically described as binitarianism (two Persons in the Godhead), though Armstrong extended it into a dynamic, expanding “God Family.”

How Armstrongism Relates

Armstrongism is not strict Arianism, because it explicitly denies that Christ was created and affirms His full divinity and pre-existence. However, it is a clear modern expression of Semi-Arian Christology packaged within a robust binitarian framework. It mirrors the ancient Semi-Arian emphasis on “similar (but not identical) divine substance,” the eternal begetting of the Son, subordination of the Son to the Father, and an impersonal Holy Spirit. Armstrong’s unique addition—the expanding “God Family” in which humans become literal God beings—goes beyond the 4th-century views but rests on the same foundational rejection of Nicene consubstantiality.

Conclusion

In the final analysis, Semi-Arianism, Arianism, and binitarianism—all non-Trinitarian systems—embody the same fatal refusal: they categorically reject the biblical and historic truth that the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are one God in three co-equal, co-eternal Persons sharing the identical divine substance. Armstrongism represents the most aggressive and successful 20th-century resurrection of this ancient error. It is no daring “restoration” of suppressed apostolic truth, but a slick, radio-era repackaging of the very Semi-Arian compromise that the early church thoroughly examined, exposed, and thunderously condemned as heresy at Nicaea and Constantinople.

For those shaped by Armstrongism, this historical connection is devastatingly clear and scripturally damning: the vaunted “God Family” doctrine—with its two separate divine Beings, impersonal Spirit, subordinationist hierarchy, and audacious promise that humans can literally become God beings—is not fresh revelation from God. It is a sophisticated echo of the 4th-century theological poison that subtly yet fatally undermines the full, unqualified deity of the Son and distorts the very nature of the Godhead revealed in Scripture.

The Bible thunders against every form of subordinationism and creaturely reduction of the Son. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God” (John 1:1). All things were made through Him, and without Him was not anything made that was made (John 1:3). “For in Him the whole fullness of deity dwells bodily” (Colossians 2:9). The Father Himself addresses the Son with the words of deity: “Your throne, O God, is forever and ever” (Hebrews 1:8, quoting Psalm 45:6). Jesus boldly declared, “I and the Father are one” (John 10:30), prompting the Jews to seek His death “because you, being a man, make yourself God” (John 10:33) and because He was “making himself equal with God” (John 5:18). Isaiah’s prophecy calls the coming Messiah “Mighty God, Everlasting Father” (Isaiah 9:6), while Thomas, upon seeing the risen Christ, worshipped Him as “My Lord and my God!” (John 20:28). Paul exults that Christ is “God over all, blessed forever” (Romans 9:5) and “our great God and Savior Jesus Christ” (Titus 2:13).

The Holy Spirit fares no better under such systems. Far from an impersonal force or power, He is fully personal and fully divine. Ananias and Sapphira lied to the Holy Spirit—and Peter declares they lied to God (Acts 5:3-4). We are baptized into the one name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (Matthew 28:19), and the apostolic benediction places all three on equal footing: “The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all” (2 Corinthians 13:14). To demote the Spirit to an “it” is to contradict the clear witness of Scripture.

The Nicene Creed was not a pagan intrusion or Catholic corruption; it was the church’s necessary, Spirit-led bulwark defending the gospel’s core proclamation of Jesus Christ as “true God from true God,” begotten not made, of one substance with the Father. Armstrongism’s Godhead teaching, no matter how boldly or attractively proclaimed across the airwaves, does not elevate human potential—it diminishes the glory of Christ, grieves the Holy Spirit, robs God of His triune majesty, and leads souls back into the same soul-destroying errors that once threatened to unravel the heart of the Christian faith. Those who cling to it stand not in restored apostolic truth, but squarely in the long, dark shadow of a heresy the undivided early church rightly judged incompatible with Scripture and eternally dangerous to the soul.

The choice remains as stark and urgent today as it was in the fourth century: embrace the full biblical revelation of the triune God—Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, one God in three co-equal, co-eternal Persons—or settle for the seductive half-measures of Semi-Arianism dressed in modern clothing. Only the former safeguards the deity of our Savior, the glory of the gospel, and the hope of redemption.

Silent Pilgrim