Wednesday, March 11, 2026

El Trumpo is the El Alemania El Beasto, so says El Wacko



Herbert W. Armstrong had no clue what a complete loony bin he was about to unleash upon the world, thanks to his stellar lack of education in theology, hermeneutics, and eschatology. Truly visionary stuff.

He single-handedly released a legion of poorly trained men who've turned biblical interpretation into an absolute circus. Dive even a little into today's COG leaders' teachings, and none of them make the slightest bit of sense. We all thought Gerald Flurry, Ron Weinland, Dave Pack, and Bob Thiel were the undisputed champions of COG stupidity—the capstone, the Mount Everest of nonsense.

But oh no, hold my prophetic beer. Along comes yet another wingding: our boy Samuel Kitchen. He's been on a holy rampage these last few weeks, revealing all kinds of fresh whackadoodle insanity. In addition to his raging Trump Derangement Syndrome, he's apparently caught a severe case of Catholic Derangement Syndrome too.

Because why settle for just one flavor of unhinged when you can collect the whole set? Bravo, Samuel—truly raising the bar for batshit crazy in the COG universe. We didn't think it was possible, but here we are.

Samuel Kitchen has dropped yet another theological bombshell that's sure to make even the most jaded COG veteran spit out their Postum or hot carob pretending it is chocolate. In what can only be described as a masterclass in creative Bible cryptography, Brother Samuel has cracked the code: the Beast of Revelation isn't lurking in some shadowy European parliament. Nope. It's right here in the good ol' USA, wearing a red tie and tweeting at 3 a.m. Yes, Donald J. Trump is apparently auditioning for the role of the end-time King of Assyria, complete with German ancestry, Catholic sidekicks, and a divine mandate to turn America into the launchpad for the resurrected Holy Roman Empire.

Let's unpack this prophetic fever dream, shall we?

First, the basics: The Beast is a future military-government leader of the "resurrected Holy Roman Empire," one of the famous Ten Toes/Kings from Daniel. He's got to be of Assyrian (read: German) lineage because... reasons. Everyone's been staring at Germany like it's the obvious suspect, but Samuel, ever the contrarian genius, asks the big question Herman Hoeh allegedly pondered back in a 1974 Fireside Chat (conveniently "not available anywhere else online," so trust him, bro): What if this guy rises up here in the United States?

Enter Donald Trump: German on dad's side, Scottish on mom's (close enough, apparently), now surrounded by a who's-who of Catholic influencers—J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, RFK Jr., and a whole squad of "strong Catholic" advisors. The National Catholic Register even said Trump has "strong Christian—especially strong Catholic—people" around him. Case closed! Forget looking "across the pond"—the Beast is in our backyard, building walls and making deals.

Samuel helpfully reminds us that Napoleon was an Italian heading the Beast power in France, so a guy rising through a tribe of Israel (America = Manasseh or Samaria, obviously) isn't far-fetched. And get this: The U.S. has the greatest military and economy on Earth. Could Europe be using America as a "colossus" to prop up a United Europe, per some old plans from Franz Joseph Strauss or Otto von Habsburg? Mind. Blown.

But wait, there's more doom! Bible prophecy says one-third of our people die by nuclear sword (cities toast), one-third by disease/pestilence, and the final third carted off as slaves—sorry, "citizens" with assigned housing and jobs. Sounds like a fun relocation program.

Then, Samuel ties in the wild stuff: The World Trade Center paperwork destruction in 2001? That's when the "United States Corporation" lost its debt records. Pope Francis in 2015 talks about defaulting on a "promissory note" (quoting MLK, but sure, Vatican conspiracy vibes). Trump wins in 2016, invests in this "company," becomes the creditor—it's his legacy now. Jerusalem even calls him the modern Cyrus and "King of Israel"! (Because some billboards and enthusiastic fans said so.) And he's launching wars over ancient Persia (Iran). Check, check, check.

Scripture dump incoming: Hosea 11:5 says the Assyrian shall be king over Ephraim (British Commonwealth). Isaiah stuff about the King of Samaria (America/Britain). Isaiah 10 has the Assyrian as God's rod of anger against a hypocritical nation—spoiling, preying, treading down like mire. He's active in Samaria (us) beforeJerusalem. Then the ten kings give him power, Satan possesses him (dragon power-up!), and boom—full Beast mode.

But here's the tender part: Maybe Trump is under "special sanctification." God protected him from assassination (Pennsylvania shoutout), he credits God publicly. Like Nebuchadnezzar getting a shot to serve God but rejecting it. Trump’s giving power back to the people, draining the swamp... but what if future events flip him? What if he takes European territory, gets possessed, becomes Caesar to the Pope's Peter? Union with the Roman Catholic Church, false prophet high-fiving, European troops invading to "restore order." He looks like a savior to the world. Our work stops, we flee to Jerusalem or wherever.

Or maybe he's just creating a vacuum for the real Beast. Either way, America's been used since WW2 to fulfill prophecy, and now a German-descended president might ascend over both a United States and United States of Europe.

Samuel humbly notes he's the only one publicly saying this (shocking, we know). Watch world events, don't let "limited information" limit God's Word. Prepare spiritually—fast, pray, study, cling to HWA's truths. The Worldwide Church of God will reunite (no arguing splinters!), buy the Auditorium, and then head to the place of safety. The Great Tribulation is closer than we think. Watch and pray always.

If this doesn't convince you Trump is the literal Beast/King of Assyria/Assyrian rod of correction/possessed future Caesar, then clearly you're not watching hard enough. Or perhaps you've defaulted on your own promissory note of common sense. Either way, Samuel Kitchen has once again elevated COG speculation to performance art levels of unhinged brilliance. Bravo, sir. The bar for batshit crazy just got raised—and we're all dumber for having read it.

Samuel posted this tonight:

The Beast.
A future military and Government Leader, of the resurrected Holy Roman Empire, depicted in the Book of Daniel and Revelation as TEN KINGS, or TEN TOES of the Image in Daniel.
This man, is called a KING, and according to Bible Prophecy, will be of ASSYRIAN lineage. That is GERMAN.
Now many people are looking to GERMANY, for the rise of a political military leader, who could possibly fulfill this prophecy.
Herman Hoeh, one time asked the question, could we see such a man rise up here in the United States?
September 04, 1974 Fireside Chat- Herman Hoeh(Not available anywhere else online that I can find)
We see a current United States president, who is of GERMAN descent, on his father's side, and Scottish descent on his mother's side.
President Donald J Trump.
Where is the Roman Catholic Church?
J.D Vance identifies as a Roman Catholic.
Marco Rubio identifies as a Roman Catholic.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr identifies as a Roman Catholic.
The National Catholic Register writes: "...Donald Trump has surrounded himself with a large number of strong Christian — especially strong Catholic — people."
So we see a GERMAN man surrounded by Catholic influences, now leading the United States of America as the President.
Could we be looking across the pond, in the wrong place, when a man that seems to fit biblical qualifications is ascending power in our very back yard?
Remember, Napoleon was a HEAD of the Beast power, and he was an Italian in France. A man rising to power through a tribe of Israel is not a far fetched idea.
Today the United States is the greatest country in all the world, with the greatest military and the greatest economy. Could we be actually following Franz Joseph Strauss's(Strong man of Europe) plans to capitalize and engage the United States to elevate a UNITED EUROPE using this country as a COLOSSUS to prop it up?? Maybe it is a combination of what Otto Von Hapsburg was proposing as well? For Europe to act Independently?
Herman Hoeh goes into that subject on what we do know from Bible prophecy. We know at the time of the final resurrection of the Holy Roman Empire, this Beast system will have the GREATEST MILITARY, and GREATEST ECONOMY, and it will be a WORLD GOVERNMENT.
The United States and the British Commonwealth nations will be DOMINATED, and absorbed or liquidated into this NEW WORLD GOVERNMENT.
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We know according to Bible prophecy that 1/3 of our peoples will die to Nuclear Weaponry(described as the SWORD), destroying our cities and such.
We know that another 1/3 of our peoples, according to Bible prophecy, will die to disease, and pestilence.
We know the final 1/3 of our peoples, according to the Word of God and what is prophesied in it, will be carried away as SLAVES to this new government. I tend to classify this slavery as CITIZENSHIP, with assigned housing, assigned jobs, for the displaced.
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When the World Trade Center fell in 2001, the paperwork of the United States Corporation was destroyed. Since then, they had to draw up all paperwork showing creditorship, to whom debt was owed to.
In 2015, Pope Francis came to United States and said: "We can say that we have defaulted on a promissory note — and now is a time to honor it."
In 2016, we saw Donald Trump win the election. Investing into this COMPANY, and becoming a CREDITOR. It is HIS LEGACY now to see it be successful.
Jerusalem proclaims him as KING OF ISRAEL.
As a modern Cyrus King of Persia.
He now is launching a war over the territory of ancient Persia, or IRAN.
Now what are the characteristics of this BEAST? This King of Assyria? What does the Word of God say? We cannot make hasty conclusions, as we await this man to appear on the world scene.
In Hosea 11:5, we read speaking of the modern nations of the British Commonwealth(Ephraim): "He shall not return into the land of Egypt, and the Assyrian shall be his king, because they refused to return."
"the Assyrian shall be his king"
In Isaiah 7:9, we read:"And the head of Ephraim is Samaria, and the head of Samaria is Remaliah's son. If ye will not believe, surely ye shall not be established."
Who is Remaliah's son? "And it came to pass in the days of Ahaz the son of Jotham, the son of Uzziah, king of Judah, that Rezin the king of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah, king of Israel..."
The King of Israel. Samariah was the capital city of the tribes of Israel, when they separated from Judah.
So we see that the King of Assyria, shall be KING over Samaria.
Notice Isaiah 10:5-11!
"O Assyrian, the rod of mine anger, and the staff in their hand is mine indignation.
"I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.
"Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
"For he saith, Are not my princes altogether kings?
"Is not Calno as Carchemish? is not Hamath as Arpad? is not Samaria as Damascus?
"As my hand hath found the kingdoms of the idols, and whose graven images did excel them of Jerusalem and of Samaria;
"Shall I not, as I have done unto Samaria and her idols, so do to Jerusalem and her idols?"
So he is going to be ACTIVE in SAMARIA before coming to JERUSALEM. That is in Ephraim, and Manasseh. Ephraim being the British Commonwealth nations, and Manasseh being the United States of America.
Now he becomes the BEAST, when the ten kings give to him their power and authority. Notice, "And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast."(Revelation 17:12-13"
Who is giving the power? "nd they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?"(Revelation 13:4)
But notice, prior to this, "...he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few."(Isaiah 10:7)
When he becomes the Beast and receives his "power", his power comes from Satan the Devil who is the dragon, and he will become POSSESSED by the Devil!
But prior to that, his heart wasn't to do such things, but he was determined to "destroy and cut off nations not a few".
Could Donald Trump be under special sanctification, because God is bringing him up to CORRECT OUR NATIONS, clear out the swamp so to speak? God protected him in Pennsylvania when an assassination attempt was made on him. He has also admitted publicly he wouldn't be here if it wasn't for God.
I am reminded a little by the story of Nebuchadnezzar, the King of Babylon and Head of Gold.
God gave to Nebuchadnezzar the Kingdom, because Israel had rejected Him, and God offered to the gentile King a chance to be the nation that served God! But Nebuchadnezzar rejected God, albeit he ended up acknowledging God's supremacy over the earth.
Today we are seeing a major shift in power. Mr. Trump is giving the people back the power, and taking it away from the rebellious and hypocritical nation.
But what about future events, could change his mind? To receive power and the territory of Ten European nations, and their military, to create a new world government?
We know that the Bible prophecies of an INVASION of European troops, headed by this King of Assyria. This BEAST. He claims ownership of this territory, and wants to PUT DOWN REBELLION.
Hitler, claimed he could take over the United States with just a phone call but he lacked a standing army on american soil.
But could we see this future KING already gaining silently before the next world war breaks out, this territory by political votes?
Or perhaps Mr. Trump is simply creating the vacuum for such an individual?
But notice, this BEAST according to the Bible, will enter the glorious land, saying PEACE PEACE, establishing his palaces in Jerusalem.
Notice, according to Scripture, he says he will do to Jerusalem what he has done to Samaria, MAKE IT GREAT.
What is Mr. Trump doing?
Now nations are toppling, Venezuela, Iran, maybe Cuba, Greenland, Canada even, and he is going after territory. He is attempting to reshape the entire world to what he wants it to be.
His motivation is to be successful. To run it as his company.
He is surrounded by a strong Catholic influence.
He is making HISTORY. Could he be the BEAST?
We know that the BEAST will be dethroned by Jesus Christ Himself at His return. The Beast will be sitting on the Throne of David, which is now in England(Ephraim).
But Ephraim and Manasseh are together.
In Isaiah 9:21, it says "Manasseh, Ephraim; and Ephraim, Manasseh: and they together shall be against Judah. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still."
Notice TWO things. 1. Manasseh and Ephraim TOGETHER shall be against Judah. 2. God says "His hand is stretched out still".
Manasseh and Ephraim are TOGETHER as the House of Israel, MODERN SAMARIA, and they are adversaries of Judah. They are against Judah. Remember the King of Ephraim is the Assyrian!
Isaiah 14:24-27 reads: "The Lord of hosts hath sworn, saying, Surely as I have thought, so shall it come to pass; and as I have purposed, so shall it stand:
"That I will break the Assyrian in my land, and upon my mountains tread him under foot: then shall his yoke depart from off them, and his burden depart from off their shoulders.
"This is the purpose that is purposed upon the whole earth: and this is the hand that is stretched out upon all the nations.
"For the Lord of hosts hath purposed, and who shall disannul it? and his hand is stretched out, and who shall turn it back?"
So when you read of Manasseh and Ephraim together, God begins speaking of a prophecy of how this Assyrian King(Beast) will be broken and destroyed by the return of Jesus Christ!
He is also reinforcing the idea, that WITH AMERICA AND BRITAIN, who are the house of Israel today, this man is RISING UP through our IDOL WORSHIP. And God is with him, to establish him against our nations, to correct us with the Great Tribulation!
And as soon as he gains the European territory, the Great Tribulation begins, and America and British nations, shall come under a NEW WORLD SUPER POWER, and this BEAST will put down the rebellions in our nations, by bringing European armies to our shores, and to restore "order" and "control".
He will look to the world as a SAVIOR.
But brethren, our work will be stopped HERE in America, when he receives power from Satan. Then we will go to Jerusalem.
Perhaps Donald Trump is more like King Cyrus now? Willing to be used by God for a purpose.
But if the Devil enters, and gives him power, will we see a modern NERO? Will we see a union with the Roman Catholic Church?
The unity in the ten European nations will be through Catholicism and the Vatican. The false prophet will have a hand in this.
When this man is given power, and territory over the resurrected Holy Roman Empire, he will become CAESAR, while the Pope will act as Peter.
Now perhaps Mr. Trump will create a vacuum to be filled by such a man. That could be. But God's Word says the man will be doing certain things, and we the United States have been used since WW2, to accomplish part of that prophecy.
Germany, will be one of the ten toes. But we may see a German President, ascend to power, and not only have the United States of America, but a United States of Europe too.
Something to pay attention to, to watch carefully, and to not be caught unawares on. Pray about it, and ask God to reveal to you more information as things happen. Because no one is saying this. As far as I know, I am the only one publicly sharing this.
Believe God's Word! And watch world events, and don't let what limited information you see limit God's Word. God's Word is true and every man a liar. And if anything I have said, in speculation, is wrong, I desire God's correction and to see where God's Word says it. We are closer to the Great tribulation than we think.
So prepare yourself brethren. Get ready spiritually. Fast, pray and Bible Study, and deepen your relationship with Jesus Christ and God the Father. Get closer to the truth revealed through Herbert W Armstrong, and don't let anyone take you away from it.
As we spiritual get ready, the Worldwide Church of God will once again emerge, and go into a place of safety.
We will not go there DIVIDED into multiple arguing groups!!!!
This year we will see some interesting developments in what prophecy is being fulfilled. WATCH AND PRAY ALWAYS

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

The Endtime Work Marches Forward! 21,000,000 Views



The end-time Work of God 
marches forward 
as a witness to the entire world!

Elbert W. Harmthrong Presents: The Great British Idenity Crisis - Compendium of World History - History of the True Church

 



Elbert W. Harmthrong
and 
Herman Hooey

Bringing you the Plain Truths you missed if your were in the WWCG or any of its offshoots

"and the lamb shall lie down next to the lion, and the lion shall considereth the lamb as an appetizer, and the lamb shalt not follow her to school one day in the wonderful world tomorrow"


Herman Hooey's Compendium of World History



A showcase of ignorance: Elbert's "True History" of the "True Church"

Life And Death Are Set Before You. This Is Your FINAL test!

 


Samuel Kitchen writes about Samaria - his new name for the United States:

This Church is under threat of Satan the Devil, and his Beast system! They are rising up out of the sea, and corporations are governed by the law of the sea(or maritime U.C.C law).
When the ten toes give this MAN, this BEAST, their power and strength, then the Great Tribulation will begin. Then the SWORD or nuclear war will be launched on our lands, killing 1/3 of our peoples to remove the rebellious, and to install ORDER.
Then as a result, we will see another 1/3 of our peoples die to disease and pestilence. Then the remaining 1/3 will be reinstalled as CITIZENS of the new country! And if you try to assemble as God's people, and keep His Law and His Sabbath day, you will face capital punishment. That is the Mark of the Beast!
And this resurrected Holy Roman Empire, will only happen when the ten nations give to this man who will become the BEAST, power and authority. But before that, he is rising up among SAMARIA through the idol worshipping we are doing! And because of it we are GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN!
Come brethren, let us fear the Lord and think on His name. Where did He place it? What Church was established by Him? The Worldwide Church of God. Let us gather together, and ASSEMBLE once again. Let us come together in ONE MIND, and ONE SPIRIT. Bringing the tithes and offerings into the storehouse, so God's House may be spared and have meat in His house! THEN AND ONLY THEN SHALL THE DEVOURER BE REBUKED, and we shall be spared! Not after! So this is a TEST on where your heart is at! Are you one of the FAITHFUL FEW who are obeying God? Or are you one of the rebellious many?
Life and death is set before you. Choose life.

Once again, Samuel W. Kitchen—third-generation prophet, self-appointed Worldwide Church of God restorer, aspiring Ambassador Auditorium buyer, and apparently the only guy left who still thinks Herbert W. Armstrong's ghost is personally mind-melding him end-time memos from the spirit realm. In a world where most people doomscroll TikTok for entertainment, you're out here doom-preaching about maritime law and toe federations like it's the hottest new Netflix series.

Let's revisit your apocalyptic fanfic with the enthusiasm it deserves—because nothing screams "fun" like nuclear holy war triggered by insufficient tithing receipts.

Picture it: Satan the Devil, that crafty old sea monster, is rising out of the ocean... not on a throne of skulls, but on a yacht registered under Delaware LLC rules. Because apparently the real Mark of the Beast isn't 666—it's a properly filed UCC-1 financing statement. Corporations are the Beast system now? Bold. 

The ten toes finally hand over their power to this shadowy MAN/BEAST. Boom—Great Tribulation speedrun unlocked. First third of humanity? Vaporized by "swords" (nukes, because subtlety is for losers). Why? To "remove the rebellious" and install ORDER. 

Then, plot twist: another third drops from pestilence. Because why stop at radiation poisoning when you can add bubonic bonus rounds? The surviving third? Welcome to the post-trib HOA from hell. Nothing says divine love like a post-apocalyptic rebrand with 66% population reduction. Efficiency! 

And the ultimate gotcha? If you try to assemble on Saturday, keep the Sabbath, and obey God's Law like a good little remnant... capital punishment. That's the Mark of the Beast, baby. Not barcodes, not digital IDs, not even refusing to say "Happy Holidays." Nope—it's daring to have church on the wrong day of the week. Truly, the scariest thing in 2026 is a Zoom Sabbath service getting raided by Beast SWAT teams yelling, "Hands up! That's Saturday worship— you're under arrest!"

But fear not, brethren! The resurrected Holy Roman Empire 2.0 (now with 100% more EU bureaucracy) only launches once those ten nations empower the Beast. Until then, it's all downhill in Samaria because... idol worship. We're "GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN!" like a bad stock ticker, all because people aren't coughing up enough tithes to keep God's cosmic PayPal account in the black.

The fix? Simple. Fear the Lord. Think on His name (spoiler: it's parked at worldwidechurchofgod.org, registered to a 34-year-old in Keosauqua, Iowa, who swears he's not a minister so he can't take tithes... wink wink). Gather in ONE MIND, ONE SPIRIT. Bring those sweet, sweet offerings into the storehouse so God's House has "meat." Only then will the Devourer be rebuked. Not after! Timing is everything in prophecy—and apparently in divine Venmo.

This is YOUR FINAL TEST, people. Are you one of the faithful few, or one of the rebellious many, dooming us all because you spent grocery money on avocado toast instead of mailing it to Keosauqua?

Life and death set before you. Choose life by preserving the Holy Ambassador Auditorium. By which he means choose recurring donations, Saturday services, and blind loyalty to the one true unincorporated spiritual organism that a handful of diehards insist is still kicking 30-some years after the rest of the splinters have splintered further.

In conclusion, thank you, Samuel, for this high-octane reminder that while the rest of us are stressing about gas and grocery prices, the true crisis is corporate admiralty law teaming up with insufficient Sabbath attendance to nuke a third of humanity and slaughter another third with pestilence. 

Now excuse me while I go check if my checking account has 666 in its barcode and maybe set up a recurring $20 transfer—just in case. Purely to rebuke the Devourer, you understand. 

No pressure. But also... tick-tock, brethren. The toes are wiggling.



Monday, March 9, 2026

New Web Site For Spiritual Abuse Recovery That Includes WCG, PCG, JW's and Whole Wheat International

 


There is a new web site that deals with religious trauma in high controlling churches and the effect it has upon the children.

Spiritualabuserecovery.org



This site deals a lot with Armstrongism and its long history of damage against children and members.

The one fascinating thing I noticed is that it also includes Whole Wheat International, which is just as batshit crazy as Armstrongism, with their own man of god sent to restore all truths. I have never heard of them till this moment, but they have a significant presence. Check out their freaky video:




Sam the Fraudster Just Outed Himself

 


Well, well, well... look who's finally tripping over his own typewriter ribbon. Our boy Samuel Kitchen has once again graciously outed himself as quite the creative fraudster.

For some time now, he's been peddling these charming AI-generated "documents"—carefully disguised as precious relics from the 1950s or 60s, supposedly hammered out on Herbert W. Armstrong's (HWA) very own typewriter. You know the drill: artfully crossed-out typos, those adorable key-shift glitches, a splash of dramatic red ink here and there, all the classic pre-digital flair to fool the faithful into thinking they've unearthed long-lost apostolic wisdom.

Today, he blessed us with yet another masterpiece—one of those "letters" that looks exactly like the usual pre-computer-era church drivel. Except, of course, even back in the day, God's chosen apostle wouldn't have dared send out something riddled with so many sloppy mistakes. Most official correspondence by the 1960s was proudly produced on those sleek IBM Selectric typewriters (which debuted in glorious 1961, thank you very much). Heaven forbid HWA himself would tolerate such amateur-hour errors in his divine missives.

Anyway, as Bwana Bob loves to say,  just scroll to the very last paragraph. There it is—the glorious slip-up where our boy Samuel casually mentions "purchasing" the Ambassador Auditorium.

Ah, yes, because nothing screams "authentic 1950s HWA letter" like casually plotting to buy a building that wouldn't even exist until the early 1970s (dedicated in 1974, for the historically challenged). Brilliant move, Samuel. Truly inspired. Nothing says "time-traveling forgery" quite like referencing a future real-estate transaction in a supposed vintage document. Oh, and by the way, the crooked type print, like you placed the paper on the copier glass crooked, though somehow kept the very last paragraph perfectly straight, is a nice touch.

Keep 'em coming, champ—we're all dying to see what anachronistic gem you drop next, particularly for a building that you will NEVER buy!


   

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Debunking the PCG: America and Great Britain in Biblical Prophecy

 



America and Great Britain in Biblical Prophecy

On Tuesday, August 08, 2006, The Trumpet.com republished an article by Ryan Malone and Stephen Hill titled “The End of the Free World,” an article in which the writers describe the role the United States and Great Britain will play in the events of the last days. They wrote:

One of the most astounding secrets of the Bible—that the United States and Britain are two of the most prominent nations mentioned in prophecy—may initially appear startling, or even preposterous, to some of our readers.

The reason “the United States and Britain are two of the most prominent nations mentioned in prophecy” is because Britain, the nations of the British Commonwealth, and the United States of America are the remnant of Ephraim and Manasseh, two of the lost ten tribes of Israel.

Malone and Hill wrote:

Before we can understand the prophecies pertaining to the United States and Britain, an understanding of the identity of these countries in the Bible is essential. The abundant material blessings eventually to be bestowed on the U.S. and the British Commonwealth of nations were initially conveyed to the biblical patriarch Abraham because of his obedience (Gen. 22:16-18). He then passed them on to his son Isaac, who later did the same with his son Jacob. In due time, Jacob conferred this birthright promise to his son Joseph’s sons—Manasseh and Ephraim.

This is the reason, according to the two writers, that Old Testament prophets like Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah and Hosea provided specific detail about what is to happen to the United States and Britain.

The view advocated in this article is called “British-Israelism.” British-Israelism is the view that teaches that Great Britain and the United States are the remnant of the ten lost tribes of Israel. Thus, those who have adopted this view believe that the United States and Great Britain are God’s Chosen People.

The advocates of British-Israelism believe that biblical prophecies about the future of Israel and Judah are in reality prophecies about the destiny of America and Great Britain.

The concept of the ten lost tribes of Israel came into existence after the exile of the Northern Kingdom of Israel by Assyria. In 722 B.C., after the death of Shalmanassar V, King of Assyria, Sargon II finished the conquest of Israel. The capital of the Northern Kingdom, Samaria was conquered and thousands of people were deported to other parts of the Assyrian Empire.

The advocates of British-Israelism believe that the people of Israel who went into exile eventually migrated from their places of exile into the British Isles. These refugees eventually dispersed to America and Canada, thus establishing an Israelite presence in the Anglo-Saxon world.

Among the evidence given by the advocates of this view is that the word “Saxons” is a corruption of the expression “Isaac’s sons.” The advocates of this view also say that the word “British” is formed by the Hebrew word brit which means “covenant” and the word ish which means “man.” Thus, the word “British” means “covenant man.”

According to British-Israelism, America and Great Britain are heirs of God’s promises to Israel and because of that, many biblical prophecies have been fulfilled in the lives of these two nations. America and Great Britain have been blessed with prosperity and material wealth and have become two great superpowers.

But because of disobedience to God’s law, America and Great Britain have begun experiencing God’s judgment:

Also prophesied for America and Britain was the gain of strategic sea gates (Gen. 22:17) only to be lost as these nations reaped curses for disobedience. This too has already largely occurred. The 20th century saw Britain’s and America’s loss of sea gates such as the Suez Canal, Malta, Singapore, Hong Kong, the Falkland Islands, the Cape of Good Hope and the Panama Canal. Gibraltar will undoubtedly be added to the list soon, as Britain is being bullied by the European Union to relinquish control of this strategic territory, under threat of horrendous fines.

The views proposed by British-Israelism find no support in the Bible even though its proponents use many biblical passages to prove their point. A careful study of the Old Testament will show that the lost tribes of the Northern Kingdom were never lost.

When Sargon II deported the population of the Northern Kingdom, he deported only a portion of the population. According to the Sargon Inscription, when Sargon captured Samaria he took captive 27,290 people, but many more were left behind.

During the reforms of Josiah in 622 B.C., Josiah made an attempt to extend his religious reforms to the remnant of the Northern Tribes. According to 2 Chronicles 34:8-9, Josiah contacted Israelite people who lived in Ephraim and Manasseh:

In the eighteenth year of Josiah’s reign, to purify the land and the temple, he sent Shaphan son of Azaliah and Maaseiah the ruler of the city, with Joah son of Joahaz, the recorder, to repair the temple of the LORD his God. They went to Hilkiah the high priest and gave him the money that had been brought into the temple of God, which the Levites who were the doorkeepers had collected from the people of Manasseh, Ephraim and the entire remnant of Israel and from all the people of Judah and Benjamin and the inhabitants of Jerusalem.

The reference in Chronicles to the people of Manasseh, Ephraim, and the entire remnant of Israel may reflect the Chronicler’s view that all Israel was still a viable option. However, this reference clearly indicates that during the time of the Chronicler, the remnant of the tribes of Israel were not lost.

As for America and Great Britain, they are not found in the oracles of Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah and Hosea. Only through the process of eisegesis, reading one’s view into the biblical text, is America and Great Britain found in the Old Testament.

British-Israelism is not supported by the teachings of the Bible. The interpretation of biblical prophecies showing that America and Great Britain are the lost tribes of Israel is false.

Christians who are interested in prophecy and the events related to the last days must be careful not to be deceived by false teachings. Believers should always be aware of the words of Christ, that in the last days “there will be false prophets, and they will give signs and wonders in the hope of turning even the saints from the true way” (Mark 13:22).

If you want to read about the fallacy of British-Israelism online, read British-Israelism: A Mirage by R. P. Nettelhorst.

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary