Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Crackpot Prophet Says Computers and Smartphones Mentioned In Daniel

Our favorite self-appointed Church of God prophet has been searching the bottom of his barrel of swill to discover a NEW biblical understanding that NO ONE in the Church of God has ever understood before. 

It has to be pretty rough knowing you possess a mind that is so magnificent that no one in the history of Christianity has ever been able to interpret the Bible such as our Great Bwana of Africa and of 100 Caucasians does. Preordained by God when he was creating the foundations of the world, our Great Bwana to Africa and to 100 Caucasians was selected out of all humanity to rise up in the perilous end times to preach a final warning to the world. That has to be a heavy burden if it were true. 

Sadly this is all a creation of his deluded mind starting in the early 2000s when delusions of grandeur started playing with his mind. Those delusions have caused him to say some of the most outlandish and unbiblical things ever. Of course, some of those unbiblical things being said come from the fact he has had no real training in the Bible, hermeneutics, or eschatology. Cherry-picking for sure, but not in Bible learning.

That all brings us to today where he has interpreted Daniel 12:4

Now, there are several biblical prophecies I believe are supportive of the existence of computers and apparently AI in this age. Notice something from the Hebrews scriptures, also known as the Old Testament:

4 … Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book until the time of the end; many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall increase. (Daniel 12:4) 
Computers, followed by the internet and smart cellular telephones, have helped fulfill the above.

Proof-texting Bwana Bob seems to ignore the numerous studies that have shown how smartphones have dumbed down people. That is part of the reason some few have fallen for the lies of Bwana Bob. Uneducated in Biblical topics they fall for the doom and gloom scare tactics of the Great Bwana. They see the world falling apart around them and they gravitate to his lunacy. 

As the Great BWana to Africa and 100 Caucaisns has mentioned before, he sees artificial intelligence as a direct threat against this superfantabulous ministry, and of his own self. The Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians sees the Beast rising up using it and then directing its minions to use Ai to imitate Bwana Bob and make him say all kinds of bad things through the Ai. The narcissism runs deep in this one! No Ai ever needs to worry about initiating Bwana Bob and making him say outlandish things. He already does that on his own!

The Apostle Paul warned the following related to the last days:

1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come … 13 … evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived. (2 Timothy 3:1,13) 
AI looks to be part of that.

Bwana Bob is also the Great Waffle Maker of the Chruch of God. Notice how he waffles around in the next quote:

The following New Testament scriptures support the view that to some degree, advanced computer software, which may or may not be considered as ‘artificial intelligence,’ will be used by the coming European Beast of the Sea dictator (Revelation 13:1-10) as well as his Beast of the Earth (Revelation 13:11) accomplice:

11 Then I saw another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb and spoke like a dragon. 12 And he exercises all the authority of the first beast in his presence, and causes the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. 
13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast, telling those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword and lived.

15 He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed. 
16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666. (Revelation 13:11-18)

Bwana Bob needs to set his captives free in Africa, since most are associating with other Sabbatarian groups anyway, and tell his 100 Caucasians to go learn about Jesus instead of his teachings. He then needs to devote his time to his business and his family. Spreading heretical pseudo-Christian lies does no one any good.


Monday, June 5, 2023

Living Church of God Members Need To Be More Open To Instruction, Suggestions and Correction!


I feel sorry for Living Church of God members for constantly being in a state of unworthiness. Week after week it is one correction after another. There is always something that they seem to be doing wrong.

This week LCG members are being told that they need to not be convinced their opinions are right but need to be open to instruction, suggestions, and correction from the ministry. I think we have all seen how well this has worked out over the decades with LCG ministers, starting with Meredith and Weston!

So get on your knees this week and beg God to give you more of the spirit so you can easily be entreated.

Are You Easily Entreated? The Apostle James describes a Christian using God’s Spirit as “easy to be entreated” (James 3:17, King James Version) or “willing to yield to reason” (Amplified Bible, Classic Edition) or “reasonable” (New American Standard Bible). Such a person will not be so convinced that his or her opinions or actions are right that advice from others is ignored. The Bible reveals that Solomon made a similar observation: “The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, but he who heeds counsel is wise” (Proverbs 12:15). Solomon also stressed the importance of being receptive to advice (Proverbs 19:20, 27; 22:17), and he repeatedly warned that serious consequences come when we ignore advice (Proverbs 8:36; 29:1). A humble and converted Christian will not overestimate the value of his or her opinions or actions but will be teachable (like David’s attitude in Psalm 25:4) and open to instructions, suggestions, and correction. Real Christians are easily entreated!
Have a profitable Sabbath,
Douglas S. Winnail

Notice what Winnail left out from the scripture he quoted:

James 3:17

But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.

When...WHEN has the ministry of the LCG practiced mercy? What about being "without impartiality"? We all know how well they have NOT done this. And then there is the pesky point of hypocrisy. 

LCG has had to deal with this from day one when Meredith remained in WCG in order for them to pay his attorney fees, court costs, and final judgment awarded for slandering Leona McNair. Then, once he and the church lost the court case, he bolted to the Global Church of God that was already set up for him, to jump ship into without ever having to do any work or get his hands dirty. Then he stabbed Raymond McNair and others in the back, took all their money and members, and started another splinter group. Oh, and don't forget Herbert Armstrong banishing him to Hawaii to learn some humility which he was unable to do, and whined to HWA about how he was being treated.

Sadly, for far too many in the COG ministry hypocrisy is the title that is most appropriate for them instead of minister/pastor.

Sunday, June 4, 2023

The "Bob"sey Twins Talk About Book of Joshua and Artificial Intelligence


Well, it's another story about the Great Bwana Bob and his trusty sidekick Steve Depuie. 

The Great Bwana has had numerous nightmares over the last few years that Satan would use artificial intelligence to imitate him and spread false teachings or even discredit him altogether and make the improperly named "continuing" Church of God look like complete fools. Bwanas Bob doesn't need to worry about Ai doing that since he does a superb job already! Nowhere in the history of the church have we had such a man who unintentionally discredits himself every time he opens his mouth.

Anyway, the newly formed comedic Bob'sey Twins continued with their road show and have a new sermon on artificial intelligence (Ai) and even try and refer people to Joshua where Ai is mentioned (which it does, it is a city).

Here is the nonsense they both are preaching. No Jesus mind you, but complete inspirational pseudo-Christian conspiratorial idiocy.

Is AI in the Bible?

The Bible refers to a place that was ruined in the Book of Joshua called “Ai.” 

Are there any parallels to what is known as Artificial Intelligence (AI)? 

What did Joe Kovacs say about that? 

Are there any risks to AI, such as those warned about by Elon Musk? 

Are common AI sources like ChatGPT and Bing AI always reliable? 

Are there certain passages in the Bible, such as prophecies related to the militaristic Beast and Antichrist in the Book of Revelation, that point to the use of AI in the end times? 

Is the use of computer software consistent with the prophecies of the 666 Beast power? 

Does the New Testament have warnings of impostors deceiving? 

Is it possible that demons and AI will be involved in the end time? 

Will the nations of this world fight Jesus upon His return? 

Could AI affect and deceive humans? 

Dr. Thiel and Steve Dupuie address these matters.

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Finally! One of the Two Witnesses Has Been Named!

Get ready to be amazed and stand in awe of who one of the two witnesses is. No, it is NOT our petulant crybaby Bwana Bob Thiel, but Aaron Dean! Woo Hoo! I am sure the first witness will be Herbert Armstrong as this story has been floating since he died and that he was coming back to life as one of the two witnesses.

What is Laodicea? In Revelation 12:17 we see a remnant receives IDENTITY AFTER the Church of the Philadelphia era goes into a place of protection and safety(See Rev 3:10, and Rev 12:14-16). That is when Laodicea begins the work of God. Prior to that, they were doing their own works that's why they didn't go to a place of safety. Otherwise the Church who goes into the place of safety, is doing the work of God(see Revelation 3:7-13). 
So Philadelphia has a witness leading them. 
Laodicea repents too late and must go through the Great Tribulation. Their witness is witnessing to them that the first witness is true, and he is assisting the Philadelphia witness. The Laodicean witness is ministering to them while they are going through the Great Tribulation, bringing them to repentance. 
Those who come out of the great Tribulation will be grafted in with Philadelphia, as there is no two churches of God only ONE CHURCH OF GOD. The Worldwide Church of God.(See Zechariah 2)
So we see, that what is produced through God's Work in Herbert W Armstrong, continues for the building and edification of the Worldwide Church of God until Christ returns! The men who will be the two witnesses of God, will be used to finish the Temple or Church age! 
One is outside of the ministry and one is pastor general of the ministry. Like Moses and Aaron.
Aaron conceded to the whims of the people and repented. So we see a Joshua figure repenting and bring brought up to lead God's Church under Philadelphia or Moses type. 
I personally believe that the assistant to Mr. Armstrong, Aaron Dean, the one who helped write Mystery of the Ages, is the one who will lead God's people as the second witness. 
The Kitchen family has only been here to preserve, preserve the Worldwide Church of God. Members of our family have died in that battle and together we give witness of how Satan wants God's Church destroyed! 
But we are not looking for followers. We look only to warn and to preserve. 
That's what our work has been about. That's why we don't receive tithes and offerings and why we are not ministers! 
Right now, the ministry is locked in chains much like how Joshua the High Priest was chained by Satan to keep them from doing the work of God. But God is going to release the ministry and things will come back together in greater power as you've never seen before! 
God is in control brethren! Don't you lose sight of that!  Recapture Tomorrow


Restored Church of God Open House Edition 2: Another Train Wreck In The Making.


Un-UnOpen House


Prophecy hobbyist David C. Pack has gone quiet since his complete failure on Pentecost last week. It is nice to know there are still some things in this world that are capable of shutting him up. At least momentarily.


The members of The Restored Church of God have been refreshing their email inboxes all week, waiting to hear what the heck they are supposed to do now since the Kingdom of God did not arrive as scheduled.


The 3.5-2-14-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K Kingdom structure of Part 444 was changed into the simpler and way more accurate 18-2-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K during Part 445. Surely, the Mystery of God ended because Daniel was unsealed.

Reality proved both of those were wrong.


No matter how large the printout gets with the “complete picture,” it is destined to crumble with the passage of time. This usually occurs before the deadline approaches. Grandpa Dave sure loves his caveats.


But have no fear because relief is on the way. Part 446 is scheduled for today.


Thursday, June 1, 2023


Dear brethren, 


Please note Mr. Pack plans to speak this coming Sabbath, June 3 to lay out more details. We are right on track!


The start time for the sermon will be forthcoming. Keep an eye on your inbox for any upcoming communication. 


Enjoy the rest of the day!


Warm regards,


Church Administration


We’re right on track, dummies. Wow. Lying is like breathing to the hirelings at Headquarters now.


“More details” is code for a brand new picture since Pentecost gave Dave a shiner.


Keep in mind that Tammuz 1 is June 20. The Ministerial Conference is one day shorter than usual, from Sunday, June 11 to Thursday, June 15. We all must wait and see what new nonsense the Packian Triad of Fraud dreamt up. The longer Dave is quiet, the more significant the "understanding" shift is and the more verses he has to support his revised fantasy.



In a bold move, Pseudo Evangelist Bradford G. Schleifer waded into the shark-infested waters of social media this week by announcing a 2023 Restored Church of God Open House taking place on June 25. It was posted on RCG’s main Facebook feed and the two private Wadsworth Neighbors groups.


Last year's lukewarm attempt was available only to RCG vendors and The Wadsworth Chamber of Commerce members [excluding Dawn Blue and me]. Over 1300 people were invited, and "a good hundred" attended. Whether that is a successful turnout is open to interpretation.


An article last September covered this in detail. In a WCTV interview, Dawn Blue of How It’s Done TV and I discussed our experience with being disinvited covertly a few hours before the event started.


Some in RCG are learning from past mistakes. The 2023 iteration is an Un-UnOpen House, as they are now inviting the local residents of Wadsworth to attend. To reserve your tickets, you can click HERE.

Brad posted this with his personal account because only someone of his high church rank can appropriately navigate the minefield of comments. Exceptional circumstances require superior discernment and wisdom. So much for Dr. Timothy D. Ranney being responsible for Public Relations. It must have felt like the keys to the car being taken away just before Prom Night.



Oh. And then there are the comments. It is not pretty.


As of writing this article, there are 3 hidden comments on the RCG main Facebook feed, 156 in Wadsworth Neighbors(19K members) and 62 in Wadsworth Neighbors #2 no rules (2.9K members).


Good luck trying to find anyone who is writing something supportive. Some acknowledged that RCG was opening its doors and that people should learn for themselves what they are about. Others thought that was a terrible idea.

To Brad’s credit, he did not delete the comments Dawn Blue and I made. From a Damage Control perspective, that probably would not have sat well with the residents in those groups.


Will RCG opt for armed security guards again this year, or wing it and leave the protection up to the angels? We will find out in a few weeks.


For anyone interested in joining Dawn Blue and me for an Across The Street Watch Party on June 25, please contact exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. Snacks and drinks will be coordinated after we get a headcount.


Marc Cebrian

See: Un-UnOpen House