Brethren, buckle up — the end times are apparently reaching peak comedy gold, and Samuel Kitchen is live from Rome with another breathtaking installment of “How My Canceled Flights Prove I’m God’s Prophet.”
As we noted in the previous dispatch about Samuel’s heroic odyssey to Jordan (oops, my bad — Rome), God’s freshest self-anointed mouthpiece has once again treated us to his latest Facebook prophecy dump. Because nothing says “thus saith the Lord” quite like proof-texting Scripture around airline disruptions while blaming the Jesuits, Germans, and Catholics for every evil under the sun.
According to Samuel’s groundbreaking geopolitical-theological breakthrough:
Rome = Western Leg Constantinople = Eastern Leg
First round: Hitler revived the eastern German leg, Mussolini played dress-up with the western Italian one.
Now for the grand finale — the Beast Revival 2.0
After World War II, Hitler’s system supposedly slithered underground like a bad horror movie villain, then spread its tentacles worldwide through those ever-convenient Jesuit platforms and Catholic ratlines. America and Britain, those poor, naive Israelite nations, were already crawling with Catholic influence thanks to Jesuit infiltration in governments and schools. German rationalism was rising, and we just couldn’t help ourselves — we fell head over heels in love with Assyria.
We rebuilt Germany. We cheered on a united Germany. And now, surprise surprise, Germany is under the Beast!
But wait, there’s more! The final revival of the Holy Roman Empire — those famous ten toes of Daniel, part Gentile, part Israelite — is about to drop. The Beast is getting its power straight from the dragon, and the ten nations of Europe are eagerly handing over their strength like obedient little puppets.
Samuel then drops the real bombshell: An Assyrian (a white Gentile man, naturally) is going to rise up as the “stranger who becomes the head” over the children of Israel, exactly as warned in Leviticus 26. This is all our fault, of course, because we’ve sinned and stubbornly refuse to repent.
Who is the modern King Cyrus? Who heads the Babylon system? Who has entered the glorious land and is throwing a fit over news from Russia and Iran? Why, it’s the mighty German Revival! The Italian half will be powered by the Pope (conveniently American) using good old Israelite soil — especially America/Manasseh — as the axis for the two iron legs.
Just like that Italian guy Napoleon once used France/Reuben as one of the heads of the Beast, now a German man and an Italian Pope are hijacking America for the final act. This means the King of the North already has dominance over what used to be the United States of America.
It’s all mirroring the 1979 receivership so perfectly! A receiver came in, tallied the books, liquidated assets, and purged anyone who opposed the new leadership. Funny how that gave us a bird’s-eye preview of our nation’s current trajectory.
And don’t forget what happened when Herbert W. Armstrong died: the membership was promptly shoved into concentration camps, forbidden from fellowshipping with fellow brethren unless they abandoned their group — and with it, all their benefits and standing. The real Worldwide Church of God, Samuel assures us, consists only of those brave souls who stayed outside these compromised groups.
Everyone still trapped inside has already submitted to the restoration of the Holy Roman Empire. That restoration will reach its glorious climax when the ten European nations fully surrender their power and strength to the Beast.
Remember 2013, when Pope Francis boldly claimed ownership of every corporation willing to bow to the Vatican? We’re watching the Holy Roman Empire rise from the ashes — and it’s all because we became lovers of Assyria instead of obeying God. How romantic.
Samuel wraps up with yet another faith-affirming travel miracle: While flying from Iowa to Chicago, he met a creepy old man who claimed he once spoke directly to the King of Persia, who instructed him to go to Italy. The man hoped Samuel would meet the Pope and bring back a blessing. Samuel, of course, discerned this as clear demonic influence. Because who in their right mind talks to the King of Persia?
This random airport encounter naturally confirms that God supernaturally detoured him to Rome (he never planned to come here!) and even bumped him ahead of schedule. Divine timing at its finest.
Samuel's Facebook post:
Rome = WESTERN LEGConstantinople = EASTERN LEGBEFORE: Hitler was a revival of the eastern leg(German restoration).Mussolini was a revival of the western leg(Italian restoration).Next: Hitler’s system went underground at the end of WW2. It became systemic, branching into all nations using the Jesuit platform and Catholic ratlines used by Hitler during WW2.America and the UK already had Catholic followers, and influences, via the workings of the Roman Catholic Church, via Jesuits to bring all of the world under Papal rule. So we integrated them in our governments and schools, as German rationalism was already rising up among the Israelite nations of western society.We became lovers with Assyria, you see.And we in the United States and British governments have rebuilt Germany, and helped establish a united Germany.But remember the Beast is given POWER from the dragon, and the ten nations that make up the final revival of the Holy Roman Empire,the ten toes in Daniel, part gentile and part Israelite.Germany is under the Beast! So this brings up a question of where the man who will be the beast will rise up from?The United States is the last great country of the children of Israel. The sun has already set on Great Britain.An Assyrian, is a white gentile man, and is therefore the stranger who has BECOME THE HEAD, that God talks about in Leviticus 26. So this gentile man will become LEADER, of the children of Israel in this end time.This is appointed over us because we have sinned against God! And because we refuse to repent!Now, who is called King Cyrus today?Who is the Head of the Babylon system?Who has entered the glorious land? Who is troubled by news from Russia and now Iran?This is the GERMAN REVIVAL!The Italian revival will be done through the Pope who also now is American, connecting to the German revival.They are using Israelite ground, as the axis for the two legs!Just as an Italian named Napoleon used France/Rueben as one of the heads of the Beast power, so does a German man and Italian man use America/Mannaseh as the final revival.What can this tell us? That events are much closer than we realize! And the King of the North has DOMINANCE OVER TERRITORY formally known as the United States of America.It mirrors also the receivership of 1979.A receiver has come in, tallied up all the business and financial accounts, began liquidating debts, property, and removing figures that opposed their leadership.Funny how the 1979 receivership gave us a Birds Eye view and perspective of what our people and nations are going into now!!!And when Herbert W Armstrong died, what happened? The membership were pushed into concentration camps, unable to meet their fellow brethren, unless they leave the confines of their group, and therefore lose their benefits and standing in that group.The Worldwide Church of God are those OUTSIDE OF THESE GROUPS!Now those in these groups have come under the restoration of the Holy Roman Empire! That restoration is made complete with the ten nations in Europe giving the Beast their power and strength!Remember in 2013, Pope Francis claimed ownership of all corporations in the world. If they were to subjugate themselves under the Vatican.We are seeing a revival of the Holy Roman Empire! And they are using us because we have become lovers to Assyria, rather than to obey God!!!!Another report of what happened on this trip to Rome: when I left Iowa, heading to Chicago, I met an older man, an odd man. He asked me where I was going, and I said Italy.He said “I talked to the King of Persia once, and he told me to go to Italy. Hopefully you meet the Pope. Receive a blessing for me because I need it.”Now to me, this man was surely influenced by a demon spirit. Because what man would say they talked with the King of Persia?He felt I would meet the Pope on this trip. It made me kind of wonder what God is doing. I did not plan to come to Italy!!! I was detoured and rerouted here and even ahead of schedule!So we will soon find out. Tonight is the Passver service. Let us be humble brethren and let us discern the Lord’s body, and take this Passover worthily.In Christ’s service,Samuel W Kitchen





