Saturday, January 6, 2024

Philadelphia Church of God's New Obsession With Porn And The OnlyFans Website


When it comes to Armstrongism, if you see it obsessing on a certain topic it is almost a sure bet that its leadership or members are having issues with that subject. That is how the ball has bounced in Armstrongism for decades. The louder they shout, the more they are involved in it.

Abraham Blondeau has an article up on The Trumpet site about the OnlyFans porn site, Our OnlyFans Culture

Blondeau writes:

K

ylie’s $13 hourly wage wasn’t making ends meet. Looking for extra money, she eventually signed up for a role in a pornographic film, earning $1,000 in a day. But her family, friends, employer and small-town acquaintances found out about it. With her reputation ruined, how did Kylie move forward with her life?

She moved away and became a pornographic model full time. Now she operates an OnlyFans account and makes $19,000 per month selling pictures and videos of herself. “I’m proud that I changed my life,” she told the Toronto Sun. “Everyone my age has thought of doing OnlyFans; I was just brave enough.” She still avoids going back to her hometown, saying, “While they are close-minded, judging and miserable, I’m getting rich and having fun.”

Sadly, a woman selling sex for money is nothing new. Thanks to the digital age, though, these activities are no longer limited to dark alleyways. Prostitution and pornography are available to every home and device with Internet. Digital prostitution is one of the most profitable businesses in the world. The OnlyFans website is at the leading edge of on-demand digital prostitution.

This exposes one of the greatest scourges of the modern age: the widespread supply and demand for illicit sex. Our Judeo-Christian culture is being replaced by an OnlyFans culture. During this titanic cultural shift, there is one question no one wants to ask: What does the God of the Bible think about it?

I can almost guarantee that those Herbert Armstrong College students who secretly have smartphones have now been titillated into checking out the OnlyFans site.

Blondeau continues:

OnlyFans is an online subscription-based service started in 2016. Users gain access to content by buying a subscription or paying tips. The creators get 80 percent of the money, and 20 percent goes to OnlyFans. Primarily used by pornographers and models, it exploded in popularity during the pandemic. Currently it has 3 million creators and over 220 million subscribers. Seventy percent of the content is pornographic in nature, including nearly all of the top earners. Since 2016, OnlyFans has paid creators over $10 billion.

Its ubiquity is shocking. It was the 25th-most visited website in 2023. The site gets 3.8 billion visits per year, which amount to 320 million monthly visits. Most of this traffic is funneled from social media sites like X, Facebook, Reddit, TikTok and Youtube. Many “creators” preview their content on social media to try to lure users to pay for the full version.

Every day, 500,000 new users sign up. The average age is between 35 and 44. “OnlyFans followers are predominantly male, owning 69 percent of the platform’s user base,” wrote TechJury. “The women occupy the remaining 31 percent. These men are usually white, married and identify as heterosexuals, bisexual or pansexuals. In stark contrast, the opposite is true for the creators: 70 percent of content creators identify as females. This is due to their greater success rate, earning an average of 78 percent more than their male counterparts.”

This has to really infuriate the PCG and Gerald Flurry to see all this money flowing into a website that they cannot get their hands on. It makes more in one day moneywise than Flurry rakes in in a year. Imagine how many more planes they could buy with that money or more money they could put into idiotic Irish dance stage shows about Old Testament prophets or useless topics like coronation chairs. The lost opportunities are endless!

So what is the solution to this fascination with OnlyFans? These people need to read Herbert's crazy book on sex! Herb had no idea his Missing Dimension in Sex book could solve such problems in 2024 if people would only read it! If they don't, that Unseen Strong Hand From Someplace’ will spank their bottoms!

“Since it is a basic truism that a solid family structure is the foundational bulwark of any stable and permanent society, this fact means only one thing—civilization as we know it is on the way down—and out—unless that great ‘Unseen Strong Hand From Someplace’ soon intervenes and saves today’s sick society.” The late Herbert W. Armstrong wrote those words in The Missing Dimension in Sex in 1981, a textbook that explains God’s laws on sex, marriage and family.

At the same time as Blondeau's article came out, those fun boys at the cult compound reposted one of Gerald Flurry's articles from 2019, A Bigger Pastime Than Sports where he flogs indignantly about the easy access to porn on computers and cell phones. I have to say, those guys in Oklahoma sure must be busy checking out those sites if having the Grand Poobah weigh in on the topic so much. But, this is Armstrongism after all and SEX is as important as Satan is. Both get discussed more than Jesus ever has been.

Flurry writes:

Every second, over 28,000 Internet users are looking at pornography. The Worldwide Web is swimming in it. 
 
Thirty-five years ago, the porn industry in the United States brought in $75 million in revenue. That in itself is shameful. But thanks to the Internet, it has since exploded! It is impossible to get a completely accurate estimate, but the numbers range from $10 billion to $97 billion! As much as we love our sports, we don’t love them as much as we love pornography! Major League Baseball makes only $10.3 billion. The National Football League generates $8.2 billion in income. The National Basketball Association generates $7.4 billion. Pornography is probably at least double the nba—perhaps many times greater—and without any of the prime-time advertising, big-time merchandising or the massive arenas.

It must frost Flurry's butt to see all that money flowing into porn when he deserves it all.

A little down the article he says this:

America spews this filth out into the world. The United States is part of the descendants of Israel. Who are some of the other descendants? Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Jewish nation—all leaders in sins like pornography! Our nations are the only ones that have a history with God. They are supposed to set an example of God’s way of life. Instead, they are doing the opposite.

The spiritual filth that Flurry spews into the world is far more damaging than the porn will ever be. The spiritual health of seeking Christians and of his members has been destroyed by lies and false doctrines. Broken families, marriages, suicides, sexual assaults, and more hide under the dirty clothing of the Philadelphia Church of God.

Do you realize what is really inspiring all this family-destroying smut? The Bible tells us: It is Satan the devil. He is very active, and he is glutting us with these horrible influences. We have turned to the devil’s way, and we are about to see where that leads us. We are being entrapped in sins that wreck our families and fill them with hatred and lies and cheating—the opposite of the character of God. The Bible prophesies that Satan’s violent anger will culminate in the horrific Great Tribulation

The PCG long ago went over to the dark side with its aberrant doctrines and teachings. The satan they decry has had full reign in the PCG for decades. Until they clean their own abhorrent house of filth they have no right to be lecturing the world on the things they think is wrong.

 

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Crackpot Prophet Lists 24 Generic Things To "Prophetically Watch For In 2024"

 


Here we are in 2024 and another year has gone by and our resident false prophets continue to be made out as the liars they are. One would think that these self-appointed prophets, who claimed a direct channel to some creature they call god, would be better at t what they think they can do. But, no. They just flounder around and make idiotic utterances that no one cares about anymore.

This brings us today to our very own resident prophet of God dreamed into being as the foundations of the world were being created. Assigned to be revealed on earth in the perilous end times as God's most important human to ever walk the earth, after Jesus of course, but above all others, this great prophet would arise from the ashes of Armstrongism to bring truth and light to a hurting world. This prophet would be the last chance anyone in humanity would have to be saved before Satan is unleashed to wreak havoc worldwide. Only true followers of this mighty prophet would be able to discern the time they need to flee to Petra, Sella, or some other godforsaken place in the Middle East where all devoted followers would be subjected to 3 1/2 years of hearing him preach.

Never in the history of the Church of God movement has a man as great and important as Bob Thiel the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians been more prophetically endowed than we see in him today. A world-renowned scholar on everything imaginable, from the Mayans to end-time prophecy, the Great Bwana is the most quoted man spiritually converted man ever to appear on MSNBC and in the Washington Post. These news organizations stood in awe as the wisdom of the Great Bwana astounded them all as he spoke. Never had they heard such mind-altering information!

As the new year starts all kinds of people are making their yearly predictions on what they expect to happen in 2024. For prophecy addicts this is a very important time to get their messages out even though their track records have all been epic failures the previous year. Yet, they march on to victory! Onward Christian Soldiers!!!

Anyway, back to our favorite resident prophet of Armstrongism, the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians has released his list of prophetic things to watch for in 2024. Anyone with half a brain can see these are nothing more than current news stories or just daily events that happen all the time. It is so easy for COG false prophets to search for articles and news stories to prop up their utterances.

The Great Bwana Mzungu writes:

Sermon: 24 Items to Prophetically Watch in 2024 

Dr. Thiel goes over 24 items to watch in 2024 and points out events that were related to several of them in 2023: 

1. Scoffing in the Last Days 
2. Immorality Prophecies Being Fulfilled 
3. Media, Internet, and Other Censorship 
4. Weather Sorrows and Troubles 
5. Earthquakes and Volcanoes 
6. The White Horse of the Apocalypse 
7. Strife and the Red Horse of War 
8. Trade Issues 
9. The Deal of Daniel 9:27 
10. Knowledge Increasing 
11. Debt 
12. US Dollar Dominance will Decrease 
13. CBDC and 666 
14. Gold 
15. Unrest, Terror, and the Dividing of the USA 
16. Europe Will Work to Reorganize 
17. Europe Will Have a Great Army and Many Ships 
18. Steps Towards the Formation of the King of the South 
19. The Time of the Gentiles will Lead to Armageddon 
20. Jews Readying to Sacrifice 
21. Inventions of Evil Things 
22. Totalitarian Steps 
23. Preparation for the Short Work 
24. Fulfillment of Matthew 24:14 and 28:19-20. 

Dr. Thiel goes over prophetic scriptures (in 2 Timothy, Habakkuk, Amos, Daniel, Matthew, Mark, Romans, Revelation, Isaiah, 2 Corinthians, Psalms), including those that must be fulfilled before the start of the Great Tribulation, as well as others that also need to be fulfilled before Jesus returns. When are some prophetic events expected and not expected to be fulfilled? Could we see events in 2024 in the Middle East involving Israel that would lead to the Great Tribulation starting in 3 1/2 years and Jesus returning in 2031? Dr. Thiel goes over many biblical items and ties them in with world events that happened and are in the process of happening.

Here is the list of years where the Great Bwana Bob was wrong:

2012

2013

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018

2019

2020

2021

2022

2023 



 

Friday, January 5, 2024

PCG's Ryan Malone: Dopamine hits that come from sending and receiving texts can stir up thoughts and emotions that are problematic



When it comes to the Philadelphia Church of God and its members it is all about control. Every minuscule thing members might do is under scrutiny by the spiritual deviates in control of the church. It is particularly worrisome for younger church members. Many are refusing to let the church dictate what they can and can't do and are leaving the church, others are like pigs at a slop trough and will gorge themselves on any and everything the leaders say as if it is directly from some god.

Ryan Malone, who has his own questionable issues, seems to think he is an authority on dating. God forbid though if you use your phone to text someone, particularly if you use a smartphone. PCG is against smartphones because they allow members easy access to articles and dissent sites condemning the abuses in the PCG. However, this ban is only for members and not the HQ leaders who all have their smartphones.

Exit and Support Network has a letter from one of their readers telling about Malone's recent article on dating expectations:

“What Counts as a Date?” and listed things such as texting or chatting and how there are things you “really shouldn’t share at all.” To give all this more validity he brought that Prophet (GF) into the picture and said: “Pastor General Gerald Flurry would like it stressed that texting is not a good way to date and can be a dangerous way to form a relationship.”

“The dopamine hits that come from sending and receiving texts can stir up thoughts and emotions that are problematic when trying to build wholesome and solidly founded friendships … [it] tends to draw you away from interacting with and building actual relationships in the real world around you.” 
 
He instructed how (in the case there were not a lot of “available singles”) it would be wise not to text with anymore frequency than you might encounter someone on the Armstrong College Campus as a student. It shouldn’t be anything “lengthy or deep” and having a longer conversation over a meal at Sabbath services is “simply simply impossible to replicate through texting.” He said “e-mails and chatting—shouldn’t be used for dating.” His admonition was that they shouldn’t fool themselves into thinking this is not a date, because before they realize it, they have “BUILT SOMETHING. And they’ve built it on a shaky foundation, through a decidedly superficial form of communication.”

Some of this “advice” seems to be in contrast to a 2013 article1 found on PCG’s church site that states: “Use online dating as a tool to get to know someone in a unique way, and you will overcome many social barriers in your life.” And this was written by a single in PCG who was “dating” a lady through e-mail (later Skype) who said their relationship had “been built almost entirely online, across an ocean!” Of course, it was brought out that their “dating” was all under the direction of their local ministers.

Why does so much of Armstrongism devolve into sex? If only they talked about Jesus as much as they do sex-related topics they might be happier people. 

One thing is for sure when it comes to Armstrongism, it is a "dope-mine" of some of the biggest controlling idiots the world has ever seen.





The Different Iterations of God's Law


The Different Iterations of God's Law

Unfortunately, among the ministry and laity of traditional Christianity and the Armstrong Churches of God, their understanding of what constitutes the Law of God (and which commandments God expects Christians to obey) has been superficial, confused, and irregular. Why? I believe that the founding error of this misunderstanding is to be found in the fact that most of these folks are completely unaware/ignorant of the fact that Scripture reveals that there have been several different iterations/versions/incarnations of God's Law. For instance, many of them ignore the Divine commandments revealed in the book of Genesis. Indeed, some of them seem to think that God's commandments are found in the other four books of the Pentateuch (Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy). Other Christians immediately think of the Ten Commandments when God's Law is mentioned. Let's take a closer look (what follows is not intended to be a comprehensive account of the various iterations of God's Law - the examples offered are only intended to demonstrate the premise that they exist in Scripture).

In the first revelation of Divine Law to humankind, we read that God commanded Adam and Eve to "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth." And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food." (Genesis 1:28-29, ESV) Then, a little later, we read that God planted a garden, and that he "took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to work it and keep it." (Genesis 2:15, ESV) Next, we read that "the Lord God commanded the man, saying, 'You may surely eat of every tree of the garden, but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.'" (Genesis 2:16-17, ESV) Of course, we all know the story about how well our primordial parents fared in obeying those first Divine commands.

In the sixth chapter of that same book of beginnings, we read that God commanded Noah to build an ark and gave him specific instructions regarding how it was to be constructed (verses 13-16). Next, God commanded him: "you shall come into the ark, you, your sons, your wife, and your sons' wives with you." (Genesis 6:18, ESV) Continuing, we read that God further instructed Noah that "you shall bring two of every sort into the ark to keep them alive with you. They shall be male and female. Of the birds according to their kinds, and of the animals according to their kinds, of every creeping thing of the ground, according to its kind, two of every sort shall come in to you to keep them alive. Also take with you every sort of food that is eaten, and store it up. It shall serve as food for you and for them." (Genesis 6:19-21, ESV) Next, we are informed that "Noah did this; he did all that God commanded him. (Genesis 6:22, ESV) Moreover, we are informed that God later gave Noah additional instructions: "Then the Lord said to Noah, 'Go into the ark, you and all your household, for I have seen that you are righteous before me in this generation. Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth. For in seven days I will send rain on the earth forty days and forty nights, and every living thing that I have made I will blot out from the face of the ground.' And Noah did all that the Lord had commanded him." (Genesis 7:1-5, ESV)

Finally, after the flood, we are informed that God commanded Noah to leave the ark with his family and all of the animals that had accompanied them on the ark (Genesis 8:15-17). A little later, we read: "And God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them, 'Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth. The fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth and upon every bird of the heavens, upon everything that creeps on the ground and all the fish of the sea. Into your hand they are delivered. Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything. But you shall not eat flesh with its life, that is, its blood. And for your lifeblood I will require a reckoning: from every beast I will require it and from man. From his fellow man I will require a reckoning for the life of man." (Genesis 9:1-6, ESV) I don't know about you, but that sounds like a whole bunch of Divine commandments to me!

Even so, there were a number of other iterations of God's Law recorded in the book of Genesis. In the twelfth chapter, we are informed that God commanded Abraham to leave his homeland and his father's household and travel to a land that God would show him (verse 1). Later, God commanded him to look over the land which he intended to give him (Genesis 13:14-17). In the seventeenth chapter of Genesis, we read: "And God said to Abraham, 'As for you, you shall keep my covenant, you and your offspring after you throughout their generations. This is my covenant, which you shall keep, between me and you and your offspring after you: Every male among you shall be circumcised. You shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskins, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and you. He who is eight days old among you shall be circumcised. Every male throughout your generations, whether born in your house or bought with your money from any foreigner who is not of your offspring, both he who is born in your house and he who is bought with your money, shall surely be circumcised. So shall my covenant be in your flesh an everlasting covenant. Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant." (Verses 9-14, ESV)

Then, many years after Abraham's son Isaac was born, we are informed that God commanded him to sacrifice the boy (Genesis 22:1-2). However, before Abraham actually carried out the commandment to sacrifice the boy, God intervened and ordered him not to do it (Genesis 22:12). Later still, God commanded Isaac not to go to Egypt and to abide in the place where he instructed him to stay (Genesis 26:1-4). Moreover, in this same passage, we are also informed that God reiterated the promises he had made to Isaac's father, "because Abraham obeyed my voice and kept my charge, my commandments, my statutes, and my laws." (Genesis 26:5, ESV). In other words, God would bless Isaac because his father had obeyed God's Laws!

And, while the children of Israel were still in bondage to Egypt, we are informed in the book of Exodus that God commanded Moses to free his people from Egypt (3:7-10). Most of the remainder of the third chapter and the first half of the fourth is taken up with Moses trying to get out of the task that God had given him! Even so, as any serious student of the Hebrew Bible knows, Moses eventually obeyed God and led the Israelites out of Egypt. Moreover, just before they made their exit, and as God was preparing to strike down Egypt's firstborn sons, God commanded the Israelites to observe their first Passover (Exodus 12:1-20). We should also note that this commandment was given to them prior to the formal ratification of God's covenant with the children of Israel at Mount Sinai. Finally, as the Israelites traveled out of Egypt, the author of Exodus informs us that God gave both Moses and the Israelites a series of instructions/commandments regarding their journey (see Exodus 14-17). Thus, according to the account, Moses and the Israelites came at last to the foot of Mount Sinai, and God gave to them his "Ten Commandments" (see Exodus 19-20).

Of course, all of the commandments which followed the ten which are listed and reiterated throughout the remainder of Torah were addressed to the children of Israel and were considered to be the foundation of God's covenant with them. In this connection, we should also note that this iteration of God's Law was intended for a primitive, agrarian people who (for the most part) did NOT have access to God's Holy Spirit. Moreover, we must never forget that this iteration of God's Law was designed to accommodate a paternalistic society in which slavery and violence were the norm. Likewise, it is incumbent upon us to remember that these people were highly superstitious and had very little awareness or understanding of things like the workings of the human body, effective medical treatments, mental health, and sexual orientations. Hence, as this iteration was so obviously designed to address the needs and circumstances of a particular people in a particular place and time, it stretches credulity to suggest that all of the hundreds of commandments which make up the Torah are universal or eternal in their application. For instance, as we now understand that slavery is morally wrong, most of us would consider all of the commandments associated with that practice to be superfluous or obsolete.

We should also point out that NO ONE within the ACOGs or the more traditional sects of Christianity have suggested that all of the various iterations of God's Law which we have examined in this post have been carried forward into the New Covenant. In other words, ALL of the people who have suggested that Christians should include commandments contained in these former versions of God's Law advocate some form of cherry picking. Indeed, in our world, it is currently IMPOSSIBLE to scrupulously obey all of the individual commandments contained in these previous iterations of God's Law (currently, there is NO Holy of Holies, ephod, or altar on earth). Moreover, most students of the New Testament are willing to acknowledge that Jesus Christ presented yet another version/iteration of God's Law!

Indeed, as I have stated here repeatedly over the last few years, Jesus said that God's entire Law was comprehended by just two commandments which were drawn from Torah! In the Gospel of Matthew, we read that one of the Pharisees (who was an expert in Torah) asked Jesus which of the commandments was the greatest. We are informed there that Jesus replied: "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets." (22:37-40, ESV) In other words, ALL of the 613 commandments of Torah are based on those two principles! So, we see that Jesus Christ identified these two commandments as having universal and eternal application. Moreover, for a people who would have access to God's Holy Spirit, this iteration of God's Law would cover any and all circumstances which might arise in someone's life.

In short, Jesus Christ didn't do away with God's Law. On the contrary, not only did he FULFILL the iteration of God's Law found in Torah (the one designed for the children of Israel), he also identified a version of God's Law/commandments which would apply to all people, places and times! Jesus Christ and his apostles also provided numerous examples of how these principles could be applied in every day life. In this iteration of God's Law, there would NOT be hundreds of commandments which addressed many of the different aspects of this physical life which we are currently experiencing. In this version of God's Law, the disciples of Christ (with the Holy Spirit to guide them) would apply those two commandments and other teachings and examples provided by Christ and his apostles to their lives in the here and now and, later, in God's Kingdom. For Christians, it is THIS iteration of God's Law which defines sin and identifies God's expectations regarding the behavior of his people.

David C. Pack’s Passover Corruption



David C. Pack’s Passover Corruption

 

Driven by the Spirit of Error, false prophet and false apostle David C. Pack thinks to change times and laws. He teaches doctrines of demons. He continually takes away from the words of prophecy in the Bible. He adds unto the things written therein. A double-minded man unstable in all his ways, he seduces sleepy minds with cunning craftiness as he lies in wait to deceive. Oh, how he covets the treasures of his lying tongue.

 

A wicked corruption has infected The Restored Church of God. The whole head is sick.

 

Pastor General David C. Pack has a corrupted mind driven by a corrupted spirit speaking corrupted words, forming corrupted doctrines for a corrupted organization enabled by corrupted hirelings that feign corrupted agreement before a corrupted people waiting for a corrupted savior to appear with a corrupted kingdom ruled by a corrupted god.

 

David C. Pack brings in damnable heresies using his pernicious ways. He is deceiving and being deceived. By his fruits, you know him very well.

 

During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 488)” on December 30, 2023, David C. Pack manipulates, distorts, obfuscates, lies, and blasphemes to serve the purpose of proving that Jesus Christ will return at sunset on April 13 [Abib 15], 2025. “That day” is the Day of the Lord, which begins the 7-Year Kingdom of God.

 

That may sound routine for him, but what it took to get there is far from it.

 

The only way he found to make all the Bible verses fit his latest narrative was to nudge the start of Passover just a tiny bit. Only a few hours, really. A change so subtle in the intentionally confusing manner he presented it that some brethren might not even notice. Utilizing the reinforcing tactic of repetition, David C. Pack forces the Scriptures to bend to his will to offer a corrupted Passover his adoring worshippers in The Restored Church of Another god.

 

Jesus Christ Will Take The Passover Symbols On Abib 15.

Not Abib 14.

 

 

The emphatic nature by which the corrupted Passover of Part 488 was taught is surreal to observe. David C. Pack was so convincing in his earnestness that I was compelled to listen to the 30-minute portion again to see if something critical was missed that would reveal a logic to the gaslighting.

 

No matter how you adjust the lens or, which way you angle the prism, or how many asterisk caveats you note in the margin, no matter how thick the layers of background context you insulate between his fraudulent words, there is no way to see what David C. Pack preaches as being true.

 

During Part 488, he teaches that Jesus Christ will return and take the Passover symbols on Abib 15, and for Him to do otherwise would be a terrible, unlawful example.

 

Despite RCG’s literature explaining the Passover symbols are to be taken on the fourteenth, despite the Spring Holy Day schedule on rcg.org listing that Passover is observed after sunset at the very beginning of the fourteenth, David C. Pack shouts and vigorously points out that the Passover and the Second Passover both take place on the fifteenth of the month. The Bible proves David C. Pack is a liar.



Trying to make sense of how David C. Pack’s broken mind works is a disturbing experience and not recommended for anyone. The only way to somewhat grasp the madness possessing David C. Pack during Part 488 is to understand his Primers of Assumption.


David C. Pack hops around these mistaken concepts, blurring which fraudulent assumption he is speaking of at any given moment. He is incomprehensible without noting the confused mess sloshing around between his ears.


Remember, these are his Primers of Assumption. They are not provable truths of the Bible.


·      During Part 487, he taught that Jesus Christ would bring the Kingdom of God on Abib 1, 2025.

·      The First 1-Year Kingdom is now The Acceptable Year and is NOT the Kingdom of God.

·      The Second 7-Year Kingdom is the Kingdom of God.

·      Jesus Christ will take the Passover symbols the very day He returns.

·      The Day of the Lord is Abib 15.

·      The seven Days of Unleavened Bread are interchangeable with the term Passover.

·      The Second Passover is Iyar 15.

After 79 minutes, the brethren of The Restored Church of God were sufficiently exhausted and lulled into a semi-conscious state. David C. Pack was finally ready to begin the real heart of the message.


Part 488 – December 30, 2023


@ 1:19:00 Quietly in the background, I’ve been wrestling with some things. Some things terribly. But, When is the Day of the Lord? Is Abib 1 correct? It’s Abib, but is it Abib 1? For years, I’ve been haunted by three verses.


The first order of business was for David C. Pack to undo Part 487 and move the date of the Kingdom of God from Abib 1 to Abib 15.


@ 1:19:28 So, I wanna WE wanna clear it up, and it's gonna lead to some incredible things in the next message. But, not until I draw a bright red line in the sand what the Bible says actually is the Day of the Lord. It is not Abib 1…but it’s close.


Switching from Abib 1 to Abib 15 has no consequences in The Restored Church of God. But, if anyone took notes during Part 487, this minor adjustment exposed David C. Pack as a lying blasphemer. Again.


Flashback Part 487 – December 23, 2023


@ 1:13:19 I’m just gonna tell you absolutely on God’s authority. I’ll tell ya this much, and I'll tell you, I mean, just I will stand on this on this date: The Kingdom of God comes Abib 1.


He stood on Abib 1 for less than seven days after invoking God’s name. The Bible calls that swearing falsely.


There is an evil spirit compelling David C. Pack’s Passover corruption.




Part 488 – December 30, 2023

@ 1:20:20 “For this is My blood of the New Testament which is shed for many for the remission of sins.” Ready? That’s the symbols. “But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine until THAT DAY when I drink it new with you in My Father’s kingdom.” So, Christ is gonna keep the Passover either illegally and unlawfully on Abib 1, or He's gonna do it on Abib 15.

 

Stop.

 

It would be biblically illegal and unlawful to take the Passover on Abib 15 or Abib 1 instead of Abib 14. The brethren were observing Abib 14 before Herbert W. Armstrong was in diapers. The first time.

 

The Bible is clear when Passover is to be observed.

 

Leviticus 23:5-6

In the fourteenth day of the first month at even is the LORD'S Passover. And on the fifteenth day of the same month is the feast of unleavened bread unto the LORD: seven days you must eat unleavened bread.

 

Numbers 9:5

And they kept the Passover on the fourteenth day of the first month at even in the wilderness of Sinai: according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did the children of Israel.

 

Ezra 6:19

And the children of the captivity kept the Passover upon the fourteenth day of the first month.

 

Jesus Christ was never going to take the Passover on Abib 1. This is David C. Pack vehemently dismantling his own teaching from a week ago. He attacks the false premise he created with faux-righteous indignation as a means of psychological manipulation.

 

Without any set-up or explanation, David C. Pack reinterprets his own version of the Scriptures and concludes that Jesus Christ will take the Passover on Abib 15. He needs the Passover to be Abib 15 for his entirely fictional timing construct to work.

 

Maybe that idea was born from the same Spirit of Error that moved the Second Passover last year from Iyar 14 to 15. Or when he temporarily moved The Last Great Day from the fall and tacked it to the back end of the Days of Unleavened Bread. There are elements of Part 488 that should sound eerily familiar. We will see if The Night To Be Much Observedreceives another logic strangulation.

 

@ 1:22:14 We read this on the 14th because Christ had to die. And Christ died almost exactly when the 15th came.

 

Stop.

 

Almost exactly?

 

Jesus Christ died on the cross on the fourteenth of Abib. Joseph of Arimathaea petitioned Pilate for permission to take His body. They took His body down and moved it to a tomb where He was wrapped in a shroud, and the stone was rolled over the entrance before sunset. Did all of that take two minutes? Ten minutes? A half-hour? An hour? Almost exactly when the fifteenth came?

 

David C. Pack is so desperate to associate Abib 15 with the death of Jesus Christ that he bends the timing to make it seem like it fits. He is playing a perverted shell game with words. This will not be the only time he distorts reality and contradicts his own literature.

 

The True Jesus Christ—Unknown To Christianity by David C. Pack (p.163)

Between the ninth and twelfth hours (3:00-6:00 p.m.), Christ died (Luke 23:44-46). With Governor Pilate’s permission, Joseph of Arimathaea procured the body, wrapped it in linen (John 19:40) and placed it in the sepulcher (Luke 23:50-53). By the time the burial was complete, the Sabbath “drew on” (vs. 54). Thus, the burial took place on Passover day, shortly before sunset.

 

Sunset in Jerusalem on Passover 2024 is 7:13 pm. Does 73 minutes accurately describe “almost exactly?”

 

@ 1:22:40 “I will not any more eat thereof,” which has to be the Passover, “until IT,” which has to be the Passover, “till IT be fulfilled in the Kingdom of God.” Now, if you’re under the impression that, you know, you okay, the beginning of the year is Abib 1, that’s what you shoot for.

 

There is no impression. God instructed Moses to begin years on Abib 1.

 

Exodus 12:2

This month shall be unto you the beginning of months: it shall be the first month of the year to you.

 

The whole point of this doctrinal abomination of warped heresy is to make the point that the Day of the Lord will arrive on Abib 15. Therefore, the Passover verses must also fit Abib 15.

 

David C. Pack is a liar and not a good one. He is not sly, clever, or adept. His knees must have callouses from all the praying he did beforehand so that the brethren would not notice what he was doing right in front of them. That seems to have paid off. There were no walk-outs at Headquarters.

 

 

@ 1:23:22 But does God add a little bit to make it an Acceptable Year because I’m telling you based on these verses…I am telling you absolutely, inarguably that the Passover Christ is gonna take is either gonna be an illegal Passover in front of all human beings who ever lived, setting a horrific example for the next 1,007 years for all other people who will take it at the right time, or this is talking about Abib 15.

 

David C. Pack obeys unrighteousness. All the Headquarters hirelings in The Restored Church of Another god obey unrighteousness. This is not just error, misunderstanding, or mistakes. This is wickedness and all manner of ungodliness.

 

This is the kind of devilish teachings that RCG indulges in with an unbridled, unaccountable, and unrestrained False Prophet David C. Pack at the helm. Shame on every last enabler in that biblically corrupt organization. A nest of vipers.

 

@ 1:23:54 So, “Can Christ keep the Passover when it’s not the Passover?” is a question that fell from view. It would break the law. He would be keeping a Night To Be Much Observed two weeks early. Can’t do it two days early or two days late.

 

This idea came from the mind of David C. Pack. Not from the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible does it "suggest" that Jesus Christ would keep the Night To Be Much Observed on Abib 1. This straw argument sets up a false premise in a long, worthless list.

 

Up until this point, the most charitable listeners might be able to give David C. Pack some wiggle room because maybe he is accidentally misspeaking or suffering from moments of confusion. Maybe they need to hear it again because that single vital sentence was missed that would make his logic work.

 

But then we receive a clear, direct statement that unabashedly contradicts the Bible.

 

@ 1:24:18 In fact, the 15th is so important that if you miss it, you wait till the 15th of the next month. Not the next available opportunity in your schedule.

 

David C. Pack is a lying blasphemer. This is why exrcg.org exists. Otherwise, nobody outside the locked gates of that spiritually corrupted organization would know about this corrupted Passover. Thank God these messages “leak” out.

 

If someone is unable to keep the Passover in the first month, God gave Moses instructions on how they can keep a Second Passover in the second month. Should we obey a man, or should we obey God?

 

Numbers 9:10-11

Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If any man of you or of your posterity shall be unclean by reason of a dead body, or be in a journey afar off, yet he shall keep the Passover unto the LORD. The fourteenth day of the second month at even they shall keep it, and eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.

 

The Passover symbols are commanded to be taken on Abib 14, not Abib 15, despite how many times David C. Pack repeats it. No matter how often he threatens Jesus Christ with committing sin, He will never take the Passover on Abib 15.

 

David C. Pack is a broken-minded human being. His whole head is sick. The brethren who sit quietly and tolerate this blaspheming heresy must be using all their might to suppress the awful gnawing in their guts because they know this is wrong. It is not just incorrect but evil.

 

David C. Pack teaches evil.


@ 1:24:30 God drives home in two different ways the Passover must be taken at the 15th. Now, as I said, never mind the horrible example it would set beside being unlawful. How can all people hear for one thousand-plus years that Christ kept the Passover on the wrong date? Impossible.

 

If Jesus Christ kept it on the fifteenth, that would be the wrong date. Members of RCG keep it on the fourteenth. Their literature says to keep it on the fourteenth. The Bible says to keep it on the fourteenth. Why is David C. Pack teaching this? How can he teach this?

 

Why are brethren not leaping from their chairs and fleeing? Shame on those who stay. Shame on you.

 

 

@ 1:27:24 “So, when I come,” they will take the symbols with Christ again. And that’s sorta suggests in 1 Corinthians 11:26 that the symbols will come very close to the 14th.

 

Then, the brethren of The Restored Church of God will be “very close” to keeping the Passover correctly.

 

How ironic that for Passover Services in The Restored Church of God, the doors in every congregation are locked shut at the moment of sunset so that brethren who are “very close” to being on time are kept out. They are forbidden from taking the symbols and must wait one month.

 

When David C. Pack needs words to be precise, he will sell them as precise. When David C. Pack needs words to be approximate, he will bulldoze through them as being around-ish. A true con man has to keep his rules loose so he can be nimble and pivot on a dime when necessary. David C. Pack is a religious grifter working his angles to sell his wares.

 

@ 1:29:38 God comes with all the saints. So, Christ is revealing Himself in His Day at the split second at (as the Lamb of God) the split second that Israel would always slay the lamb. Passover explains dusk now. A highly specific moment, and it can't bend.

 

Part 488 contains lots of bending.

 

“…sorta suggests…”

“…the symbols will come very close to the 14th.”

“…does God add a little bit…”

“…if you’re under the impression…”

“…Christ died almost exactly…”

 

Part of the confused bending of Part 488 is how David C. Pack shifts from referencing the Passover observance and symbols to Passover day when Jesus Christ died and the Days of Unleavened Bread being called Passover. He seamlessly moves from one to the other and you cannot catch it without paying careful attention.

 

@ 1:25:46 Passover is naturally the feast of wine on the lees. It's not one day. It's seven days.

 

@ 1:31:48 So, you’re gonna start to warn if it were Abib 15. The first day of Passover.

 

And this is how David C. Pack gives himself a Passover gray area, so you cannot tell when he means the night of observance or the Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

Ezekiel 45:21

In the first month, in the fourteenth day of the month, you shall have the Passover, a feast of seven days; unleavened bread shall be eaten.

 

David C. Pack blurs the lines between the Passover symbols and the Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

@ 1:37:34 Passover is a Sunday. A start of a week in 2025. April 13th. That’s what it would be. It’s a Sunday. Therefore, every year till earth is gone would start with a Passover for seven days.

 

David C. Pack lies again. Passover in 2025 is Saturday, April 12. So says rcg.org.



@ 1:38:30 It’s perfect. It’s perfect. For seven days to end the Millennium if every year all the way till earth is gone began with the seven-day Feast of the Passover (Unleavened Bread) that’s where they’d [saints] be for seven days.

 

He talked about the Days of Unleavened Bread but kept calling it Passover to keep the confusion meter fully tilted into the red.

 

 

Naturally, nobody can whisper the word Passover within one hundred feet of Headquarters without Dave pointing out how special he is.

 

@ 1:41:51 The Jews set a place for Elijah on Passover.

 

@ 1:42:03 I thought to myself, “What am I missing? My last name is Passover. My name isn’t David Abib 1.” And I’m trying to figure out why would God give me the name Passover if it’s Abib 1. Well, it isn’t Abib 1.

 

His name is not Passover. A well-meaning Worldwide Church of God old-timer thought he could inspire a naïve young man to help build his excitement for Armstrongism and went to his grave, never grasping the damage he did to that arrogant kid’s mental state.

 

Why is David C. Pack corrupting Passover? To make his latest Kingdom structure and dates work.

 

@ 1:47:23 Well, it fits perfectly if it’s Abib 15 and it’s Passover. It doesn’t fit a New Moon. Doesn’t fit Abib 1. It fits Abib 15. Kingdom of God would come on April 13th [2025].”

 

@ 1:48:59 I’ma tell ya this list is ironclad. There’s no shifting it anymore. Or Christ’s first great act is to break the law of God and blaspheme the Passover.

 

@ 1:49:22 I don’t care if we waited ten more years or I died in the faith, I’ll never move off of that day. I'm no longer haunted, and I feel good that I've been able to tell all of the brethren, "We are waiting for Abib 15 next year for the Second Kingdom."

 

@ 1:50:28 So, I’m just gonna say again, you cannot sit there and argue that 1,007 years till earth is gone will all begin on Abib 15. That’s impossible to argue. Or we serve an unlawful, disobedient Savior, and God will let Him get away with it.

 

David C. Pack is a bald-faced liar. It is not just what he does but who he is. The Restored Church of Another god teaches a counterfeit Jesus Christ taking a counterfeit Passover. This teaching is sinister and defies all logic when the Bible quickly proves it to be false.

 

The Passover is observed on Abib 14, not Abib 15. The Second Passover is Iyar 14, not Iyar 15.

 

David C. Pack’s Passover corruption is not just some human aspect of his terrible reading comprehension skills. He is a false teacher blatantly breaking the Scriptures by vomiting outrageous heresy in a peacefully quiet room filled with human idol-worshippers who accept the words of a man over the words of God.

 

David C. Pack has given heed to seducing spirits, and his end shall be according to his works.



Marc Cebrian

See: David C. Pack's Passover Corruption