No Man Knows. Kinda.
David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God becomes more exhausted with each failed date. Since August 2013, he has demonstrated that he has no idea what he is talking about despite the confident shouting, dramatic pauses, and arrogant sniffing.
The Old and New Testaments align in perfect agreement that the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God is a false prophet, false apostle, and false teacher. Also, being a notable blaspheming liar should have greased the skids out the door, but alas, many sympathize with their captors.
In 2025, between January and June, David C. Pack has given members ten biblical opportunities to flee. Savoring the sweet anticipation that his mockers would soon be gnashing their teeth, David C. Pack confidently taught that the Kingdom of God would arrive to vindicate his divinely ordained efforts on:
January 29 | February 12 & 13 | March 29 | April 11 & 21 | May 22 | June 1, 11, & 20
David C. Pack discovers, studies, teaches with great peace and excitement, gets uncomfortable, makes a new discovery he wishes he had seen earlier, studies the new discovery until 3 AM without a Bible, teaches the new discovery with a renewed peace and confident excitement, and gets even more uncomfortable afterward again.
The Pastor General is a dopamine hustler posing as the Seventh Messenger, ending the Mystery of God.
No human being can forever sustain the mentally and spiritually destructive pattern accepted by the members of The Restored Church of God. David C. Pack may claim to be some great one, but he is just a religious blowhard in his 70s still trying to show his parents and his big sister how special he really is.
Throughout “The Greatest Untold Story,” David C. Pack occasionally suffers from mild forms of self-awareness as his id, ego, and superego oil up, and each one Nuru massage’s their way to dominance. [Q: Don’t look it up.]
The verses about “no man knows the day and hour” have always been there, but they just fade in and out of relevance. Dave will sometimes retreat to a safer prophetic position long enough to catch his breath.
Flashback Part 579 – June 7, 2025
@ 56:48 And then so you you you you begin to think, “Wow, this is. I don't know if we'll ever know.” And it would be easy to throw my hands up and just say, “No man knows the day of the hour.” And oh, do the mockers love to hit me on that.
Just one week later, David C. Pack threw his hands up and said that very thing.
Part 580 – June 14, 2025
@ 47:14 A lot of verses say you can’t figure out or know the hour. And I'm I'm almost to the point, and you'll you'll see at the end where I think you ab–we cannot know. We’re supposta see the day approaching. Not count the days. Took me a long time to get there.
Um. Why do I always have to be the one to remind Dave that he has been here before?
Flashback Part 459 – July 15, 2023
@ 1:25:15 No man knows the day or the hour. That’s kind of a problem. …And it has struck me from time to time when the Bible seems to pull you toward a particular time, and it does. If you nail that day down, it strikes me as particularly arrogant.
Dave got over his arrogantal concern shortly afterward. But two years later, it feels like the first time. It feels like the very first time.
Part 580 – June 14, 2025
@ 58:31 Four times, the Bible says, Christ comes as a thief. And for the first time, I believe I do not know. And it's not just I don't know the hour. I don't know that either. For the first time. However, there's a few more things we can learn about this.
The issue of figuring out and preaching prophetic timing has been settled. Or has it?
Some simple Bible passages are universally understood by the greater Christian community but are a constant challenge for David C. Pack and the hirelings at Headquarters.
Matthew 24:36
But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Mark 13:32
But of that day and that hour knows no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
The average follower can spot a false prophet a mile away because if the minister teaches about dates, they run away. Those of us already attending The Restored Church of God before the date setting started saw it as a progression of God’s revelation to His servant. That shortly proved itself to be not true. But I stayed anyway, and that is on me.
After the 2025 summer solstice became chillier than anticipated, David C. Pack grew weary of ill-doing. He fell back on accepting Bible passages for what they say rather than what he wants them to say.
But oh boy, does this pain him. He should have just spoken these words while gritting his teeth.
@ 1:06:16 I could be commanded to watch. But maybe generally. And you could need to watch. As “You don't know which hour. Evening. Midnight. Cockcrowing or morning.” I doubt any longer that has anything to do with the hour alone. Who cares? None of us give if I told you it's this day and and and Gabriel told me it's this day. Not one of you would care whether is evening, midnight, cockcrowing, or morning, or try to compute the hour. You wouldn't care.
Since Dave no longer cares about date setting, the brethren should not either. This is a transparent, desperate attempt by Dave to rewrite the narrative about what his role in the church is.
Despite having no specific date to peddle, he sure tries to cling to his prophetic significance.
@ 1:06:44 It's a statement about you don't know the day, but we'd be anticipating it. And if we were generally anticipating the day, generally, generally, then I would have told you the range of days that it could happen, and you'd be anticipating it and and I would’ve fulfilled my duty. And the thief couldn't come and break up your house. But I no longer see that as an equation with an exact day. I must slice and dice out of the Scriptures and tell you it's this day. I've been there and done that.
Dave has been “slicing and dicing out of the Scriptures to tell us it’s this day” since 2012. This Part 580 speech is not just him walking back from the summer solstice, but he is renouncing his self-assigned responsibility to nail the day down and is fleeing from it with due haste.
Blame arrives in the Main Hall at Headquarters in 3…2…1…
@ 1:07:15 There are many, many days in the Bible that go, “Right here. Come on over. It’s this one.”
Dave portrays the Bible as a perfumed harlot batting her eyelashes, tempting him to figure out the day and hour when the Kingdom of God comes. But she must have gained a few pounds since their summer tryst because he did not even call her the next day.
He will not be able to resist for long. The calendar hussy will flaunt her assets and seduce Dave back into her speculation bed, and the "no man knows” passages will be crumpled and tossed into the fireplace.
For now, with Dave being resigned to “generally anticipating” the day of Jesus Christ’s return and refraining from pinning the timing tail on the prophetic donkey, maybe there will be no more wee hours prophetic inspiration sessions. But do not count on it.
David C. Pack cannot stand alone on a doctrine in The Restored Church of God. He suffers from a deep need for validation by the cowardly enablers around him and the adoring worshippers before him.
Once Dave slinks away from teaching, the brethren better be on board.
@ 1:07:30 You shouldn't care. As long as you're watching and you're ready. That's what you should care about.
Yes, brethren of The Restored Church of God. Why are you so obsessed with the specific day and hour of Jesus Christ’s return? You should just generally anticipate the day and work on your godly character until He comes. You know, like the rest of the Christian world.
The next time David C. Pack sets a date… that day and hour will come…just tell your field mollusk you do not care, and he should not either. Watch that gentle, agreeing smile blossom on his face.
@ 1:28:29 Now Zechariah 3:7 says that this man, this porter, the leader of this of the church, kept his watch, which means his post, his sentry, his observance. He kept what He commanded. I used to think that was a specific day. I don't anymore. I just don't, and you shouldn't either.
David C. Pack is like a drug dealer who sampled his own product, got you hooked, but then decided to get sober and shames you for not wanting to quit with him. This psychological manipulation soothes his own conscience and lessens the weight of his embarrassment.
Wadsworth Skynet achieved self-awareness on June 14, 2025, at 4:52 PM ET in 3…2…1...
@ 1:28:50 I'm sorry that I ever said it, but I'm clearing the deck now.
Dave has yet to learn the harsh OnlyFans truth: You cannot erase the internet. The Bible does not afford false prophets a “clearing the deck” option for fraudulent doctrines. Once you are false, you are false.
An “I’m sorry” only has value if the behavior is not repeated. Dave's notable yet temporary apology in 2022 provided a glimpse into the man’s character. His apologies in 2023 are even worse.
Flashback Part 389 – August 24, 2022
@ 52:45 …it looks like he [Elijah in Revelation] didn't say the date the first time either, and I won’t do it. And I’m sorry that I ever did.
Flashback Part 440 – May 3, 2023
@ 38:53 I’m not setting dates anymore. I’m just not doing it.
Flashback Part 172 – April 27, 2019
@ 1:03:45 I wish I had understood that. Now I do. I’ll never ever, ever again say the day.
Do not let David C. Pack’s empty apology in 2025 fool you. Humility is a thin cloak that only comes out when the weather is rough.
Flashback 390 – August 27, 2022
@ 43:24 I’m not commissioned, I’m sorry, to say the year. I told you three days ago I’m not commissioned to tell you the year. I’m not required to do that. It’s God’s job.
@ 43:35 I’m not I’m not commissioned to give you the day.
With a clear record of history in mind, reevaluate the depth and sincerity of David C. Pack’s words.
Part 580 – June 14, 2025
@ 1:28:50 I'm sorry that I ever said it, but I'm clearing the deck now.
How nice for Dave to think he can make a career of ruining people with his spiritual lies and coercive theft and just hit the reset button with a half-sentence declaration and make it all go away.
He thinks that because he can in The Restored Church of God. Bradford Schleifer has no interest in holding Dave accountable. Edward Winkfield dare not mention moral responsibility. Carl Houk does not care about the suffering brethren endure. Ryan Denee is too spineless to speak up about anything.
Date setting today or no date setting today, David C. Pack is a hypocritical blaspheming liar, false prophet, false apostle, false teacher, and generally unpleasant person. He will feed you to the dogs the moment you are no longer useful and eat his staff-made sandwich in peace moments later.
The deck will soon be uncleared, and Dave will be un-sorry when the next mystery date is revealed.
@ 1:31:28 We just simply may not ever know the day and hour the Son of Man comes until He does. But it's all right if you're ready. [slams table] You can't know or think the up–it’s all right if you’re ready.
You cannot know the day and hour for the return of Jesus Christ. However, David C. Pack will not be able to resist trying to figure it out. Otherwise, he is not special. He is just some guy at the front of the room preaching verses like all the lesser men around him.
In The Restored Church of God, the real day and hour no one knows is when David C. Pack will once again know the day and hour. Rest assured, the wait will not be long.[
Marc Cebrian
See: No Man Knows. Kinda.
