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If you thought Bwana Bob was pulling things out of the air or his a.... to preach as truth, wait till you see Dave Pack's chart above.
Jesus comes for the second time to Wadsworth where he and Dave will set up a new kingdom with houses and lands. Dave, JC, and a select few of the righteous will dwell in peace and harmony for 3 1/2 years. Then all hell breaks loose and there is 16 - 18 months of hell as the man of sin is revealed and sorrows rain down.
As the time of sorrows is in full swing, Dave's JC comes for the 3rd time!
Poor guy, he has returned so many times that I doubt even he knows where he is in the grand scheme of things. During this time all the sheep and goats will be judged and Satan and his demons will be cast back into heaven
! This all lasts for 3 1/2 years. WTH? Is there no end to the stupidity that comes out of Dave and the rest of the apostate splinter leaders?
Then another 3 1/2 years dawns and we find out that Satan and his demons have pissed off God so much that he casts them back down to earth to wreak havoc. Bwana Bob will start sacrifices and commit the abomination of desolation in the temple, while Ron and Laura Weinland will be witlessly witnessing in Jerusalem.
Such a glorious time to be a COG member and be alive to witness all of this greatness unfold before their eyes!
After 3 1/2 years of this mess, God returns! Woo Hoo!
Millennial bliss happens and everyone since Adam will be raised.
Dave and Jesus will be ruling from Wadsworth while Herbert Armstrong will be in charge of re-educating the world with resurrected Pasadena ministers and evangelists who will be teaching the world how life should be while the rest of the COG members are off on other planets ruling their worlds with iron-fisted millennial bliss.
Isn't being a Church of God member a great thing!