It's been a few days since we had our favorite self-appointed prophet to the Church of God featured here. Our day would not be complete without some wackadoodle comment from the Great Bwana to Africa and 299 Caucasians.
It still frosts his self-righteous butt that 99.99% of the Churches of God ignore the Great Bwana and refuse to heed his message, as convoluted as it is.
As the leader of the greatest Church of God in human history and the most highly educated man to ever lead a church, those that do not listen to him are labeled as the dreaded Laodiceans. Nothing frightens a wayward Church of God member more than being labeled a Laodicean and know in the back of the mind that the licking flames of the lake of fire are not too far behind.
According to the self-appointed prophet, these are the signs of wayward Laodiceans who have refused to follow him:
What are some things that many Laodiceans decide?
God has not been using dreams to communicate in the 21st century, despite the view of the old Worldwide Church of God that God would use dreams in the future and the Apostle Peter saying they would be given by God in the last days.
How dare we not recognize his nightmares as direct communication from God! Bad Laodiceans! Bad!!!
God is not using any prophets in the 21st century yet, despite the Apostle Peter saying God would use them in the last days.
According to the great Bwana, biblically illiterate church members who do not believe there should be prophets in the church are part of the problem today.
Being comfortable with their current situation is more important than being willing to support the main Philadelphian remnant because of limited local congregations.
The Geat Bwana also is really perturbed that NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE in the COG movement supports him with their money. COG members are not drawn to him because he has no local congregations in 99.99% of the United States and elsewhere. No one wants to sit in someone's living room and listen to two hours of the Great Bwana preach a boring sermon as he bounces in the chair and waves his arms.
It is not necessary to learn to instruct many in this age, despite the prophecies in Daniel 11:33.
It is okay to believe various prophetic errors.
All other COG leaders and prophets are wrong, except the Great Bwana to Africa. Laodicean COG members are being led astray by these false prophets. If they only would follow the Great Bwana, things would be ok and they would know the correct time to flee to the godforsaken deserts of Jordan.