Here we are in 2024 and another year has gone by and our resident false prophets continue to be made out as the liars they are. One would think that these self-appointed prophets, who claimed a direct channel to some creature they call god, would be better at t what they think they can do. But, no. They just flounder around and make idiotic utterances that no one cares about anymore.
This brings us today to our very own resident prophet of God dreamed into being as the foundations of the world were being created. Assigned to be revealed on earth in the perilous end times as God's most important human to ever walk the earth, after Jesus of course, but above all others, this great prophet would arise from the ashes of Armstrongism to bring truth and light to a hurting world. This prophet would be the last chance anyone in humanity would have to be saved before Satan is unleashed to wreak havoc worldwide. Only true followers of this mighty prophet would be able to discern the time they need to flee to Petra, Sella, or some other godforsaken place in the Middle East where all devoted followers would be subjected to 3 1/2 years of hearing him preach.
Never in the history of the Church of God movement has a man as great and important as Bob Thiel the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians been more prophetically endowed than we see in him today. A world-renowned scholar on everything imaginable, from the Mayans to end-time prophecy, the Great Bwana is the most quoted man spiritually converted man ever to appear on MSNBC and in the Washington Post. These news organizations stood in awe as the wisdom of the Great Bwana astounded them all as he spoke. Never had they heard such mind-altering information!
As the new year starts all kinds of people are making their yearly predictions on what they expect to happen in 2024. For prophecy addicts this is a very important time to get their messages out even though their track records have all been epic failures the previous year. Yet, they march on to victory! Onward Christian Soldiers!!!
Anyway, back to our favorite resident prophet of Armstrongism, the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians has released his list of prophetic things to watch for in 2024. Anyone with half a brain can see these are nothing more than current news stories or just daily events that happen all the time. It is so easy for COG false prophets to search for articles and news stories to prop up their utterances.
The Great Bwana Mzungu writes:
Sermon: 24 Items to Prophetically Watch in 2024
Dr. Thiel goes over 24 items to watch in 2024 and points out events that were related to several of them in 2023:1. Scoffing in the Last Days2. Immorality Prophecies Being Fulfilled3. Media, Internet, and Other Censorship4. Weather Sorrows and Troubles5. Earthquakes and Volcanoes6. The White Horse of the Apocalypse7. Strife and the Red Horse of War8. Trade Issues9. The Deal of Daniel 9:2710. Knowledge Increasing11. Debt12. US Dollar Dominance will Decrease13. CBDC and 66614. Gold15. Unrest, Terror, and the Dividing of the USA16. Europe Will Work to Reorganize17. Europe Will Have a Great Army and Many Ships18. Steps Towards the Formation of the King of the South19. The Time of the Gentiles will Lead to Armageddon20. Jews Readying to Sacrifice21. Inventions of Evil Things22. Totalitarian Steps23. Preparation for the Short Work24. Fulfillment of Matthew 24:14 and 28:19-20.Dr. Thiel goes over prophetic scriptures (in 2 Timothy, Habakkuk, Amos, Daniel, Matthew, Mark, Romans, Revelation, Isaiah, 2 Corinthians, Psalms), including those that must be fulfilled before the start of the Great Tribulation, as well as others that also need to be fulfilled before Jesus returns. When are some prophetic events expected and not expected to be fulfilled? Could we see events in 2024 in the Middle East involving Israel that would lead to the Great Tribulation starting in 3 1/2 years and Jesus returning in 2031? Dr. Thiel goes over many biblical items and ties them in with world events that happened and are in the process of happening.
Here is the list of years where the Great Bwana Bob was wrong:
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13 comments:
Bob's predictions have been accurate, so far.
Only one thing to watch: False prophets will arise and deceive many.
Good job Bob and all your fellow COG groups - you are fulfilling prophecy!
For several years, I've called Bob Thiel's system of theology "Thielema" Aleister Crowley called his "Thelema", and with the witch doctor influences that have surfaced in CCOG this year, that name has become more appropriate than ever.
The 24 bullet points on his list are pretty much consistent with the standard Armstrong prophecy "wish list", but to Bob's credit, he has modified certain aspects to reflect innovations about which Herbie had no clue. Cyber Currency and possible connections to the Mark of the Beast were not even imagined during Herbie's lifetime. He has also deleted problematic, conceptually dated and very offensive generalities, such as the Negroes rising up and for no particular reason causing race riots, just because that's what the "strangers within thy gates" do.
Bob sees problems for America. I do too, but not because of the Armstrong prophecy mold. There has been a fundamental shift which began in 2016, and I don't believe that the animosities have played themselves out as yet. One hopes that they will, with as little destruction as possible, but it's difficult to see through all of the divisiveness, especially with authoritarianism being proposed as a solution. Regardless, I see difficulties for Bob Thiel in the coming year. He has constructed an illusion in an effort to exaggerate his work and self-importance. I expect that a few mild gusts of wind will prove to be very damaging to his efforts in 2024. He's another one of those guys like James Malm, or Zerubbabel, limited by his own glass ceiling, and will never rise from hobby range.
Bob may have participated in Spokesman Club, but it is painfully evident that he never took part in Graduate Club. The very first speech in the Graduate Club manual, the "One Point Speech", would have transformed the Great Bwana Mzungu.
Daniel’s 70 weeks, times that are “SEVENED” - Daniel 9:23-27: is all the time from Cyrus’ decree in 538 BC - Isa 44:28; 45:13 - to Christ’s second coming.....????
7 weeks: 7 x [7 13th months in the Hebrew Calendar as in the 19 year cycle], 132-133 years, 538 BC to about 406 BC
62 weeks: 7 years each, 434 years, 406 BC to 29 AD - beginning of Christ's ministry "cutting" (Strong's 3772) a covenant, the new covenant - Dan 9:26
1 week: 29 AD to ?? - confirming a new covenant - Dan 9:27; Hebrews 8:6. In Dan Hebrew "midst" can be "half", refers to ceasing of sacrifices in Jerusalem in 70 AD.
Christ's earthly ministry: 29-33 AD. The "3 days/nights" can be part or whole: Nisan 14,15,16 or daylight Fri PM,Sat,Sun AM-Mark 16:2; Fri dark-Luke 23:44, Fri/Sat night.
Hey Bob: God is dead.
Heh 2:18! I had mentioned David Jon Hill's memoirs a couple days ago, and would you believe, I actually found the first chapter in one of those archive sites? Did you know that the Spokesman's Club Manual was Mr. Hill's thesis at Ambassador College?
It was good to find. I'd forgotten about some of his hilarious escapades, like his nightly drives to Hollywood with Dick Armstrong, both of them smoking cigarettes as they drove to deliver HWA's daily tapes of the World Tomorrow Program to be duplicated and sent to all the radio stations. Him and Dick or Ted partying and getting drunk, and sneaking in one of the second floor bedroom windows of HWA's house in the wee hours of the morning, undetected. Or sitting in a class taught by Herman Hoeh where the project was guessing which of the European countries were what tribe! Getting fired by Jack Elliott for not showing up to work, only to have GTA hire him to be his assistant. His work at the earliest incarnations of AC Press. Being asked by HWA to go on a baptizing tour, and telling him he couldn't make it because he was getting married, and then actually sticking to his own plan, following through and getting married. Funnier than hell. The brethren from the 1950s would have been shocked had they known! Of course it did take until 1966 for Mr. Hill to be elevated to his position as Evangelist.
Heh 2:18! I had mentioned David Jon Hill's memoirs a couple days ago, and would you believe, I actually found the first chapter in one of those archive sites? Did you know that the Spokesman's Club Manual was Mr. Hill's thesis at Ambassador College?
It was good to find. I'd forgotten about some of his hilarious escapades, like his nightly drives to Hollywood with Dick Armstrong, both of them smoking cigarettes as they drove to deliver HWA's daily tapes of the World Tomorrow Program to be duplicated and sent to all the radio stations. Him and Dick or Ted partying and getting drunk, and sneaking in one of the second floor bedroom windows of HWA's house in the wee hours of the morning, undetected. Or sitting in a class taught by Herman Hoeh where the project was guessing which of the European countries were what tribe! Getting fired by Jack Elliott for not showing up to work, only to have GTA hire him to be his assistant. His work at the earliest incarnations of AC Press. Being asked by HWA to go on a baptizing tour, and telling him he couldn't make it because he was getting married, and then actually sticking to his own plan, following through and getting married. Funnier than hell. The brethren from the 1950s would have been shocked had they known! Of course it did take until 1966 for Mr. Hill to be elevated to his position as Evangelist.
web.archive.org Dec. 10, 2004 "A Hill of an Experience" Chabter 1 by David Jon Hill. Came upon that site through Gavin Rumney's Ambassador Watch blog archives.
10. Knowledge Increasing
Not in CCOG!
Anyone could have come up with his list. Bob's "prophecies" never have any specific pinpoint accountable reckonings, only vague , loose prognostications.
Pretty general list nothing concrete or nothing that most “Protestant leaders” aren’t discussing. Maybe which doctor Thiel should stick to herbs and potions.
A whole lotta things on that there list happened in many other decades, during this century & some other centuries. Maybe not all 24 items, but a few i.e. #'s 2, 4, 5, 8, 15, 16, 17, & 21.
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