When Dave Pack's "jesus" returns for the second half of the 3 1/2 years, it will come back as a man - while Dave and his crew of merry members will have glorified bodies and be ruling over five to ten cities. Oh, and his "jesus" is NOT watching cable TV at this time.
Now, something else that’s very exciting. I’ve just never had a natural time to be able to fit it in and talk about it. There’s two things that I want to make clear here. When Christ came the first three-and-a-half years and He confirmed…began to confirm the covenant of a seven-year week…We all know the other three-and-a-half years is still to go…He was out in Judea and Galilee, sometimes leading, or sometimes with, or sometimes trailing the disciples, Himself. So the natural question all of you have should be, “Well, what is Christ going to do during this three-and-a-half years? Is there any indication of what Christ is going to do?”Well, the first indication you have is He’s going to do the second half of a week that likely looks an awful lot like the first half. I can prove to you that one of the reasons Jesus Christ comes back as a man…And this is going to apply to all of you who have glorious bodies…is Christ, Himself, is going to move through the cities of Israel and work with people face-to-face, and they’re going to treat Him, in some cases, exactly as they did the first time. I’ll show you that. So He’s not going to sit in Zion, you know, watching cable television. He’s going to be out and about. Those of you who, of course, receive salvation in the little flock, you’re over five or ten cities, but you’re not in some kind of heavenly hammock swinging over the cities. You’re down on the ground working with teams of two under you in large areas. But Christ is going to be on the ground, too.
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Why do I keep getting the feeling that this Jesus/man who goes through the cities like he did the first time going to end up being a rerun of "And yes brethren, I am an Apostle" only "And Yes brethren....it's me.....Jesus!"
“Dave Pack: When Jesus Returns He Will Be A Human And Will Be So Busy He Won't have Time To Watch Cable TV”
Yeah, I know how it is. I don't have time to watch cable TV either.
I can only wonder why he still has any followers at all....there simply can't be any members of God's Church in his organization.
if by chance there is 1, or 2, this should cause them to leave....or, if they stay with DCP, leave The Church.
Is Pack setting himself up to be the Christ? All this talk about Christ coming again as a man while the flock are spirit beings, is one mixed up can of worms.
What will Christ be doing for 3 1/2 years? Simple Dave, He will be throwing you and your cohorts out of the assembly, and then feed the flock strong meat for now they look like victims of famine.
Dave, you are a sick, sick, mentally ill person. You need to go straight to a psycho ward ASAP
This is a bit fractured, but it's in keeping with Armstrongism's general practices of diminishing or trivializing Jesus. And, this, from an individual who claims that he will be training the two witnesses!
BB
Allowable television series exception for TV watching during the millennium, ...
"BETTER CALL PAUL"
He won't need cable tv, he can watch it online. I am sure Jesus will be better at technology than me, and even I don't watch cable tv. And surely he won't need humans with 'fake news' to tell him what is happening in the world, being as he knows everything, and sees every sparrow which dies.
A confession: I find the phrase "strong meat" for advanced biblical instruction a little jarring. Nothing wrong with it at all. It's a perfectly standard King James usage, and has the utility of signaling that the user is a seasoned member of the "in" group.
It's just that the the current meaning of "meat" as "flesh food" instead of Early Modern English "food in general" calls up memories of visits with a backwoods hunting buddy of mine in the Florida panhandle. His boyhood home was shared by his two unmarried sisters. Back then we called such women "old maids," though that term has now fallen out of favor. Whenever venison was served in their household, one of them would get all giggly and say she had to be careful not to eat too much of that strong meat. She was referring to the flavor as strong, but implied that it also had a strong effect on her physiology. She never specified what the effect was, but her manner suggested it was an embarrassing secret, perhaps a naughty one.
My reaction is a clear sign that I am not a seasoned member of the "in" group. But you knew that already.
When Jesus returns he will be watching Doctor Who so he can see the new female Doctor.
2.45 PM
Christ will also be watching the new Star Trek series with it's two female leads of captain and number one. And he won't miss the latest instalment of Sharknado.
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