Saturday, December 15, 2018

Worst Sermon in the History of Christianity


Facts and Atheists' Delusions About Jesus


Truly the most disorganized, rambling,  poorly presented and boring sermon ever given "proving" his Faith.  Bob's proof of everything is to simply say it's true and those who say it isn't are wrong.  Now there's academic precision for ya!

And too...Jesus did not "fulfill 200 prophecies from the Old Testament"





18 comments:

Anonymous said...

What delusions do facts have about Jesus?

Anonymous said...

The few minutes I listened, I found the subject matter far superior to the average ACOG church sermon. But those curtains. Again. Why curtains just behind him? Has he no grasp of psychology? Appearances do matter. He should observe the sets of tele evangelists. They often have a nice podium with surrounding flowers.
Does he have a curtain fetish or something?

Anonymous said...

For those of you who haven't repented, you need to watch the movie Overlord (2018). It shows a Nazi German soldier putting his live victim on a meat hook, then torturing him.
Repent you sinners, repent.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't put here on this earth to make everybody else in the world happy, so personally, I did enjoy the video and even though I haven't been in an ACOG meeting since the 1980's I was rather impressed by Bob's message and to be blunt it makes no difference what others think as long as I liked it.

Anonymous said...

Oh my, shoved that book right under my nose. How obnoxious!

Hoss said...

"Worst Sermon"

As I fell asleep while listening, and had a weird dream, I didn't hear the entire sermon. From what I heard, I think he did at least one sermon that I'd consider far worse...

Anonymous said...

What does Bob's gnostic works-based cult-worship of HWA have to do with Christianity? In order to be the "worst sermon in the history of Christianity," wouldn't Bob first need to be preaching Christianity?

Anonymous said...

3.27 AM
Your post is defensive. Which confirms a background in a organisation which punishes it's members for disagreeing with them.

Unknown said...

CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE DEPARTMENT--

Looks like the curtains are (halfway) straight though!

... Im curious to know what is behind the curtain though! Is Bob really just a ventriloquist dummy, and the real voice , persona and manipulator is behind the curtain??

Anonymous said...

God is right. The two witnesses, Bob Thiel and at least one other loyal leader, will be right.
You are wrong.

Byker Bob said...

I actually did get hung on a meathook. These racks roll on tracks right below the ceilings of all meat procesing plants. They travel silently. The butchers do their work, and then place roasts and such on the spikes to go into the cooler. While I was working on equipment in the plant, someone apparently rolled a rack up in back of me, and as I bent down, I spiked myself. If this ever happens to you, it’s imperative to get medical attention, because all the meat organisms can cause serious health problems. I drove to a clinic, got a tetanus booster and some shots, got stitched up, and went back out to do more service calls. I patched the hole in my Levis with the Rolling Stones tongue logo and wore them for another year during off-work hours (this was back in the ‘70s).

BB

Byker Bob said...

I have to laugh at those posting pro Thiel comments. You guys know, of course, that following any Armstrong-based guru ends up being its own punishment, right? The deeper you trust the worse the punishment.

BB

TLA said...

"God is right. The two witnesses, Bob Thiel and at least one other loyal leader, will be right. "
Isn't this a non sequitur?

Anonymous said...

11.30 AM
Troll guy, don't you have anything better to do?

Anonymous said...

The holy spirit confirmed 11:30 to me. Bob Thiel's days of picking out dark witness clothing have finally borne fruit. I would not want to be in the shoes of any of you scoffers at God's judgement.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Almost arrested doubly blessed Elijah Prophet Dr. Bitter Bob Thiel should stick to his cartoon character.

Anonymous said...

What an amateur! On the other hand, David C. Pack, Pastor General of the one and only true church, the Restored Church of God, rocks! Smart, intelligent, wise, eloquent, handsome, he wins it all!

Anonymous said...

11.00 AM
In that case, propose marriage to Dave. Tell him you have much money. He'll do anything for money.