This made my day!
From a loyal reader:
Whoever wrote that about Dr. Thiel, Richard, Steve, and Warren, I hope you don't fall into God's hands when He is angry. Pastor Bob Thiel preaches what the Bible says and doesn't hold anything back. God is definitely working through him and make no mistake about it, GOD IS BOSS IN ALL OF THIS...I hope y'all keep that in mind.
Oh, I am so scared!
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7.5 BILLION people on the planet, and Doc Booby and his followers have time to worry about a microscopic, infinitesimal percentage of that amount posting something on a blog!
If this wasnt so pathetic, it would be hilarious!
BeelzeBob Thiel is just another self-appointed false prophet.
Dear Loyal Reader
I hate to burst your bubble but Bob Thiel does NOT preach what the Bible says. Everything about this man is fraudulent, from his self-appointment to his theology. Get away while you can, your life may depend upon it.
No problem. God is Love or so they say. . His anger issues are but for a short time and letteth the sun not go down upon it. If he goes by the rules we have to on love and forgiveness, we're fine. If there seems still to be a problem, I'll quote 1 Corinthians to him. That leaves little wiggle room y'all
Yep, God is Boss!
And Bob, Gerald, Dave and all the other COG (Cults of God) leaders will pay the price for what they’re doing now one fine day. And the way I understood it, God will not be pleased with these abusive, greedy, self centered and hypocrite men.
I feel sorry for them already..
God is definitely working through him...
Correction, what he meant to say was "God is definitely through working [with] him..."
God is definitely working through him...
You call it "God," I call it last night's dinner, either way it comes out of him as poop.
A mini-me Woody Allen is not temperamentally suited to be a minister.
Thiel certified himself as a prophet. No other church recognizes him as such, therefor he is fraudulent in his claims.
Many of his African members do not consider him a prophet. He is a failure in every way he turns any more.
His white American followers don't consider him one. Some of them are starting to show their disgust for him.
Bob has to be the most pathetic COG leader ever to emerge in our lifetime. He has no substance or qualities that are charismatic and draws people in. Pack and Flurry, as degenerate as they are, have outlandish personalities that appeal to some people. Bob has nothing but waving hands and the inability to stay on topic. I believe the reason he talks about so many different subjects in his sermons is that he is inept in deeply studying anything and gaining a foundation of knowledge. As a peddler of quack medicine and homeopathic pills, Bobs religion is as worthless as those pills. They are expensive pills that get peed out at the end of the day. His members tithe to him and get peed on in return.
Would Bob have been personally better off if he had just stayed in the LCG? Once RCM had gone, he may have been called upon in some way to make up for, say, the late John Ogwyn. Could he have become the LCG equivalent of Dr Hoeh? Just wondering...
Neither John Ogwyn nor Dr. Hoeh were prophets, soooo no. Bob would be more like an Oracle from The Matrix.
"Neither John Ogwyn nor Dr. Hoeh were prophets"
Amen to that! These two along with Rittenbaugh, Waterhouse, Blackwell, and every other evangelist the COG has had have NEVER been prophets! The church has not had nor does it need a prophet in this day and age. That is one reason Theil and Weinland are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Neither of these men are prophets.
I do not see what the attraction is to Thiel. He is a piss poor speaker that would've flunked Spokesman Club if he ever had to take it at AC. He certainly would never have made it into any of the speech classes ministers-to-be practiced sermonettes in. The constant bouncing in his chair and the flailing hands and arms are distracting. I have heard many great sermons by Christian ministers over the years and they stick with you because they were on ONE subject. Bob will preach a sermon that covers 15 - 20 different topics with most of them being absolutely worthless to anyone. I suspect he has a severe case of ADD that causes him to jump from one subject to the next. It's kind of like yelling "squirrel" whenever your dog has laid down to rest. One minute is Mayans and the next it is Baron Guttenberg, and the next it is Fatima or some distant Catholic festival that no one cares about, especially Catholics.
Thiel is a angry former Catholic who was ignored by Rome.Now he is ignored by the acog world and he is furiously trying to claim legitimacy by inventing or applying scripture to himself.
Thiel is currently a failure and a disappointment in waiting.
would've flunked Spokesman Club
All Bob said about Spokesman's Club was that his attack speech on American Football was not well received. One of my weaknesses was gesturing, which Bob really overdoes, and often inappropriately.
Neither John Ogwyn nor Dr. Hoeh were prophets
They both wrote about Church History, one of Bob's sidelines, which I think earned him the undisplayed ThD. A recent post shows he likes to interpret Biblical prophecy as being all about him and his church.
Bob will preach a sermon that covers 15 - 20 different topics with most of them being absolutely worthless to anyone.
That's not the worst of it. Bob will sometimes preach a sermonette on several distinct topics. He seems never to have mastered the "One Point Speech" from Club, whether he's speaking for 6 minutes or 60.
"One Point Speech"
And speeches had a "Specific Purpose Statement" - the titles of Bob's sermons and sermonettes may look specific, but, as observed by all, it's more of a springboard into disorganized streams of consciousness.
IMHO, GTA was good at sticking to a topic while also touching on many side issues.
"IMHO, GTA was good at sticking to a topic while also touching on many side issues."
Yeah, and that sole topic was his ego. How often did we hear about his flying adventures, which we in the church paid for? How many regular folk could afford flight lessons or even have the time for them? He got free lessons and we even paid him to take them.
Good riddance!
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