Things you can't do on the Last Great Day (Feast of the Eighth Day for the Special Highly Favored Chosen Ones)

The Chief Pharisee who prostrates himself at his idol the law, has laid down his own "law" for his followers:

The Feast of the Ingathering of Nations – also called Tabernacles – will begin at sunset ending 16 Oct and last from 17 Oct to the end of the seventh and last great day of the Feast of Tabernacles at sunset ending 23 Oct.  The first day of the seven day Feast of Tabernacles is a High Holy Day.

The Feast of the Eighth Day will begin at sunset ending 23 Oct and end at sunset ending 24 Oct.  

We are to use the day preceding the weekly Sabbaths and the annual High Holy Days to properly prepare, including cooking – because no work of any kind is to be done on any High Holy Day or weekly Sabbath – including traveling or cooking and the buying of food and drink.  That means NO paying bills, going out to restaurants and traveling on the Feast of the Eighth Day either.  James Malm

Has there ever been such miserable little man and splinter group as this one?

Dingy Wade Cox Serves Notice on Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Leave it to a non-voting narcassitic Church of God crackpot to lecture U.S. Presidential candidates on what he thinks they need to hear.  Like many COG members, Wade Cox feels he is an authority on the political process, even though he can't vote here and refuses to vote in his own country due to the idiotic "rules" he has set up in his little cult.

As if either Trump or Clinton will listen to this windbag!

Donald J Trump take notice that this is the judgment of the Elders of the Body of Christ in the Last Days. We have forwarded this as a notice to your opponent Hillary Rodham Clinton. You have our support whilst you behave ethically and morally. This is our notice to your opponent. Should this continue the US will come under the judgment and wrath of God. 

Notice: This is the New Moon of the Eighth Month of 39/120. We serve notice on the candidate for president for the US in November 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton that what you do is against God's Law. Should you be elected, God will deal with you and the people of the US for their sin. The major ethical and moral issue you face is not only the matters of your corruption but also your position on Abortion and Infanticide.  Facebook page

Ron Weinland: Men's Ties Are Cutting Off Circulation To His Followers Brains Causing Them to Not Understand His Sermons

The world will soon be coming to an end. Nuclear war, famine, disease, rampaging armies, drought, slavery and so many more fun things that are constantly waiting around the corner for those in the Church of God.  This is particularly true in Ron Weinland's cult.  He and his kinky second witness wife will soon be transported to Jerusalem where they will proclaim Ron's message to the world where they will then be slaughtered and left to rot for 3 1/2 days in the streets of Jerusalem.

This past week God's most magnificent prophet to ever walk this earth made a declaration that is important for these end times.

It seems that many of the men in his little cult are wearing neckties that are too tight.  These evil tight ties are cutting off circulation to then men's heads so that that they do not pay attention in church.  These poor men are strangling themselves and thus cannot understand Ron's sermons.

Ronald Weinland October 8 2016

“what I’ve been trying to help people to understand during the summer months, when I’m visiting different areas, is that you can honor God by change in some of these things, because this is going to be changed in the Millennium. People aren’t going to be wearing ties around their neck cutting off the blood flow so that you can’t get things out of the sermon like you should be. It’s not natural. It’s not the way it should be. So, anyway, but as a whole, when it’s cold, we’re still going to continue with that tradition until it’s changed at that time. But we’re starting a process now that in the summer months when it’s in its 80’s outside. Just coming back and forth, we have to travel long distances in many cases and just the travel and being in and out of the heat like that can take its wear and tear on people. So again, please feel comfortable in wearing that which is nice, in other words, as far as a short-sleeved shirt if you want, but again, it should be with dress slacks, like with suits.”

Ronald Weinland: still not cutting off the blood flow to his head in this latest sermon (I’m not sure its making a difference) and making sure that he can get things out of the sermon like you should be.

The new enemy of the PKG – Ties! He makes sure we focus on the important things when the world is about to end.   From False Prophet Ron Weinland

Just more proof on how incredibly stupid Armstrongism is becoming.