Tiny Crackpot Prophet Claims He Will Be The One Uniting The Church

 

One would think after watching the epic Dave pack debacle over the last 10 years or so with the outlandish claims of three COG leaders being struck down and all of their members joining up with Dave for the final push, that crazy self-appointed crackpots like Bwana Beto Bob Thiel should learn to keep their mouths shut. But, no, he cannot. His narcissism and vanity trump every decision he makes and boy does he make a lot of wild ones. We mock Dave and Gerald Flurry's craziness, but Beto Bob's outlandish statements are just as ludicrous.

Today, the self-righteous know-it-all was lambasting the Church of God Outreach Ministries out of the UK for an article in the newsletter about Zephaniah and prophecy that was written in 2016. Beto Bob was immediately taken aback by any other COG understanding prophecy since he and he alone has the inside scoop on EVERYTHING.

Beto gets his homeopathic knickers in an organic twist when any of the COGs dare to make the claim that there is no need for a prophet in this day and age. When they say that then it invalidates Beto's position as the one true prophet, preordained before the dawn of creation to come in the end times to lead the one true church to enlightenment in the desert of Jordan.

Beto had to throw this comment in:

Jesus taught that His prophets were not heeded throughout history (e.g. Matthew 23:29-31; Luke 13:34, 16:31).

They were not, but why does Beto feel the need to say this? It is because we reject his self-appointed position as a prophet to the church. We know for a fact that's a lie and that frosts his butt to no end.

God had given Joseph dreams that his brothers would not heed. Furthermore, even though the situation in the world was bad, they were not taking the action they should. 

 

Something similar is happening now.

Here we go, AGAIN...those dumb dreams and church members not heeding or believing his dreams and words spoken. How can any of us seriously take him at this word? Rod Meredith did not. Dibar Apartian did not. The evangelists and ministry of the Living Church of God did not. LCG members did not. And yet here we are once again being accused of not heeding his words.  Beto, please! Get down off your cross, someone needs the wood!

Beto next sticks his wimpy chest out and pounds on it with his flailing hands and says LOOK AT ME!

In Acts 2:17-18, the Apostle Peter said that God would provide dreams and prophets in the last days, but even most true Christians do not accept that. They are at least figuratively looking at themselves and not accepting what God is doing...(suppsoedly in the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god".

Next, Beto makes a bold claim similar to Dave Pack and that is a supposed gathering of COG's into one united fellowship. Bob, being the Beto he is, believes that HE is the one to do that.

Now, there is something specifically for our time in the 21st century to consider as God inspired the Prophet Zephaniah to also write the following:

1 Gather yourselves together, yes, gather together, O undesirable nation, (Zephaniah 2:1) 

 

Although it has certain misunderstandings, the Jamieson, Fausset, and Brown Commentary realized that the gathering together was intended for a religious group or assembly:

Zephaniah 2:1

Gather yourselves together – to a religious assembly, to avert the judgment by prayers, (Joel 2:16, “Gather the people, sanctify the congregation, assemble the elders,” etc.) (from Jamieson, Fausset, and Brown Commentary, Electronic Database. Copyright © 1997, 2003, 2005, 2006 by Biblesoft, Inc. All rights reserved.) 

 

When are they to gather together? 

 

2 Before the decree is issued, Or the day passes like chaff, Before the Lord’s fierce anger comes upon you, Before the day of the Lord’s anger comes upon you! (Zephaniah 2:2)

Can you imagine what a living hell it would be to isolated in Petra with Bwana Beto Bob as your church leader and speaker for 3 1/2 years? Holy hell, what a nightmare! The licking flames in the Valley of Armageddon would look pretty good at that point.

The Beto goes on to say:

The gathering is to take place well before the day of the Lord (which happens about 2 1/2 years after the Great Tribulation of Matthew 24:21 begins) and before some type of decree is issued. 

 

Who does God want to gather together? 

 

The end time Christians. Notice what Jesus stated and something the Apostle Peter wrote:

19 If you were of the world, the world would love its own. Yet because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. (John 15:19, NKJV)

9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: 10 Which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy. (1 Peter 2:9-10, KJV) 

 

This is a peculiar people. These are people who the world does not desire. These are Philadelphian Christians.

Read the subtleness of Beto's comment above, particularly the last line. In Beto's fantastical mind, there are NO real Philadelphian Christians OUTSIDE the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god". 

No other COG on the face of the earth is more humble and meek than Bwana Bob's followers. Even he believes himself a really humble and meek man. After all, he is peculiar, so this HAS to be about HIM! 

For they are the only ones who will actually ‘gather together’ as they should. 

 

Why? 

 

Because it is they who will lead the final phase of the work and it is only to the Philadelphians that Jesus promises to protect from the coming hour of trial, also referred to as the Great Tribulation and the Day of the Lord:

Why should we believe Bwana Bob is leading the final phase of the world? Every single COG leader out there makes the same claim. How can so many who claim to be right are so wrong?

Beto goes on to make more claims about how he is the one to gather the COG's together:

The decree to ‘gather together’ will be repeated in the area of Judah just before the time of great destruction. 

 

Why a decree? 

 

Apparently, to make it easier for people who read what Jesus said to better be able to understand that Matthew 24:15 and Mark 13:14 and Daniel 9:27b and Daniel 11:31 had been fulfilled. 

 

By whom will the decree be made? 

 

The Bible says:

7 Surely the Lord God does nothing,

Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.

8 A lion has roared!

Who will not fear?

The Lord God has spoken! 

Who can but prophesy? (Amos 3:7-8) 

 

The prophet may make the decree personally and/or pass it on to another authority in the church to make. 

 

Who is the only Church of God in the 21st century to teach all of this?

Who is that Bwana Bob? Who is that?

This is who...

The Continuing Church of God.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of Bwana Bob's little group then you will NOT know when it is time to flee and will be left behind to listen to Dave Pack preach the same sermon for 3 1/2 years and be subject to Ron and Laura Weinland walking the streets of Jerusalem for those 3 1/2 years.

If you are not with the group that is leading the final phase of the workwill you not be able to flee if you wait until the last moment? While that may be remotely possible for some, remember that God inspired Zephaniah to admonish God’s people to ‘gather together…before the decree is issued.’ 

 

Most will discount this and many will scoff. Most COGs do not have anyone considered to be a prophet, and in those other than CCOG who claim to have prophets, those prophets have been proven to be false (e.g. PCG, CGPFKG, TPM). But the Bible says that there will be prophets in the last days and that God does communicate with them in dreams...

The Great Bwana Beto ends with this ludicrous statement:

The old WCG taught that Zephaniah had to do with being protected, yet few teach that today. 

 

Since no later than 2007 I have written that Zephaniah had to do with Philadelphians being ‘gathered together’ so that they would be protected from the coming trial that will hit the earth. 

 

We in the Continuing Church of God “have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts” (2 Peter 1:19, KJV).” 

 

Should we not be “exhorting one another, and so much the more as you see the Day approaching” (Hebrews 10:25)? 

 

We in the Continuing Church of God boldly teach the need for Philadelphians to be ‘gathering together’ today. Will you heed God’s instructions as the Prophet Zephaniah was inspired to write? Would you possibly like to be protected? If so, will you ‘gather together’?

 

The Dave Pack Malarkey Show

 

Malarkey Meter

 

The Malarkey Meter tipped well into the red during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 407)” Wednesday. The proof is in the pudding. Three articles from a 92-minute barfathon. It either means I am obsessive-compulsive, or David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God is just saying the darndest things.

 

A summary of Part 407 covered thus far:

 

·      Dave manipulated numbers to create a mirage of urgency with Tevet 1 on Christmas.

·      Dave lied about why Stephen of Acts 7 was killed.

·      Dave stated that Jesus Christ will return on December 25.

 

Do not forget that next Friday, December 9, at 9:35 AM EDT, is the beginning of Kislev 16 in Jerusalem. Elijah will be raised to blast the world to announce his own coming. There is a resurrection of 100 billion people in there somewhere. The 1335 of Daniel 12 will also start. Then, folks in RCG will receive salvation on Christmas Eve.

 

But there is more to cover.

 

 

The Packian Triad of Fraud was working overtime in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium last week, trying to figure out why they keep getting it all wrong. Of course, the Bible is to blame. And since God had the Bible written, the buck stops with Him.

 

@ 27:09 I’m gonna show you…[a] verse that was sort of hiding in plain sight but was difficult to understand more than any other. Why this Series was so complicated. So, buckle up. We're gonna look at why this Series was so incredibly difficult. In a single exercise. So difficult to put together.

 

I do not like hearing "tax laws are complicated" from my accountant. I do not like hearing "medicine is tricky" from my doctor. I do not like hearing "bible prophecy is incredibly difficult" from my Apostle.

 

Just do it right. That is why I'm paying you and not doing it myself.

 

Dave is funny. One week he brags about knowing every event in the Bible, but the next is, "Boo hoo. This is tough." Says the guy who can study the Bible in his sleep. I want to witness that, actually. When I do, I will let you know if he is a boxer or a commando sleeper. I cannot imagine him a tighty-whitey.

 

He also goes from “God is guiding all of this” to “we wrestled to figure it out.” The biblical accordion at work. It is. It is not. It’s God. It’s us. He can never settle. It almost sounds like a double-minded man who is unstable in ALL his ways.

 

@ 35:26 Now, nobody that I’ve ever known or heard of or read about never, ever understood what I’m gonna explain to you now. And if you follow me carefully, it will be impossible not to. ‘Cause the Bible’s just gonna tell you something that’s gonna shock you…

 

Since the Book of Revelation was written, nobody else understood this before. Dave is blessed with this distinct honor because he doodies in the toilet, not in his pants. But that process will reverse temporarily next Friday afternoon.

 

I already know the punch line, so I would call the Big Secret “interesting," but not "shocking." God does veil some of His words to limit understanding. Daniel is "sealed unto the time of the end."

 

It cannot be David C. Pack who understands it. He is a false apostle. A false prophet who lies to people, telling them they will see their dead loved ones in a week or a month or whatever.

 

Dave tries to be the one to make the unsealing happen.

 

Rather than the unsealing happens and someone will understand it.

 

Prophecy happens. Or you try to make prophecy happen.

 

Dave is a “make it happen” guy. He runs a “make it happen” church. But, even then, he cannot make it happen. That sounds like a version of hell to me.

 

Here is the Big Secret:

 

@ 37:10 [Revelation] 11:15 is out of place. As sure as :14 is. And the Eighth Head, seven years later, in front of it. It’s absolutely out of place.

 

The “here a little, there a little” principle is applied to the Book of Revelation and Isaiah. The verses in Revelation 11 belong in Revelation 8, which parallels what happens in Isaiah 11 and 29.

 

There is no point in explaining the new sequence or the thoughts behind it. Yes, there are some interesting parallels, and the flow would make more sense, but this reshuffling of the deck does not prove Dave is correct. December 9 will do that for us. Again.

 

@ 37:56 My job, at the very end, so says [Revelation] chapter 10, right after this, is to end the Mystery of God. And put everything in its right place.

 

How high is the Confidence Meter tipping these days at Headquarters?

 

Lower than the ministry would like.

 

How high is the Malarkey Meter tipping these days inside RCG?

 

Much higher than the ministry would like.

 

According to Dave, the Revelation revelation means he is right here on out because it now all fits. The whole picture is complete.

 

Go Christmas 2022! Bababooey.

 

 

This “hidden knowledge” Revelation crisis is something the religious Rahm Emanuel could not pass up.

 

@ 35:40 …and you’re gonna say, “Wow, Mr. Pack. I have a little more sympathy for you and your teamtrying to figure out the Book of Revelation. It’s just all fandangled and tangled up.

 

He expects sympathy for being continuously wrong for the past seven years. The people of RCG were not begging him to do this. He placed the mantle upon his own shoulders with an "I got this" attitude. The ungrateful, sullen faces in the audience should be welled with tears instead.

 

I thought God was guiding you and your team, Dave. I thought God was revealing all this information to His servants so His people could understand what He was about to do. I thought God's Spirit was at work with you and the ministry.

 

I guess not. You and your team are "trying to figure out the Book of Revelation, " which is why you fail. Human steam at work. December 9 will confirm this. Again.

 

@ 54:00 Took seven years to get there, but I will just say, brethren, nobody else has ever understood this…you’re the first people who have ever lived who have been able to understand how all of this lays out. And do not thank me or credit me at all. I could not figure it out. If anything, I could ask myself, “Why’d it take seven years?” But I just tell myself, “Nobody else ever understood it.”

 

To think I could have missed out on such understanding! Oh, wait. If not for the active leaker(s) inside RCG, this information would never reach the ears of us antichrists or you heathen haters out there. It is funny to consider that "enemies" inside the Church are spreading the Gospel to the world more effectively than David C. Pack is.

 

This knowledge is getting out despite Dave’s best efforts. So, which one is actually working against God in this scenario?

 

 

While Dave refrains from tossing more people into the Lake of Fire or handing them pills to commit spiritual suicide, he just has to poke at those who want to leave.

 

@ 42:07 I’ve watched people leave this Church because they just didn’t like the way I was explaining the flow of Revelation. “I just can’t make it work,” said one woman. “I’ve gotta leave.” She wouldn’t wait and let it resolve itself. It was years ago.

 

She would still be waiting today for it to “resolve itself” because until even one thing said comes to pass, it all means nothing. December 9 will come and go. December 25 will come and go. If that woman was still attending, she would still be waiting into 2023 for “Mr. Pack to explain the flow of Revelation” correctly.

 

That will occur when hell freezes over.

 

People do not leave The Restored Church of God "because they just don't like" anything. They leave because love is waxing cold. They leave because David C. Pack lies to them. They leave because their field ministers cannot explain what is going on. They leave because brethren fear being turned in if they voice concern. They leave because the Bible convicts the Pester General and the hireling enablers at Headquarters. They leave because they can see God is not behind "the work" going on there.

 

To the lady Dave mentions: You must have been very effective. Years later, you are still under his skin. Please write me at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. I would like to hear your side of this story.

 

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. His assurances mean nothing to him. They should mean nothing to you.

 

@ 1:26:59  I’m just trying to give you more ways to understand the 1335 is a lock as sure as 15 days after it on Christmas is a lock. I’m just trying to show you the things I’ve wrestled with.

 

How trustworthy is a David C. Pack Lock?

 

Part 199 – August 20, 2019

@ 1:52:39 These things are settling down, and brethren, I tell you before God, you can now lock them! Soon, you can go right through the wall…now I understand there’s this fourth tiny Kingdom in front of the first three iterations of the Kingdom of God.

 

Part 205 – September 24, 2019

@ 2:18:43 …trust me, one thing I’ll tell you, this is the final message…This is all locked. It’s loaded. It’s settled. It’s done. If I get an utterance from God, like John the Baptist, I’ll see you next Tuesday. But short of that, good night.

 

Part 214 – November 22, 2019

@ 44:04 Three and a half. Seven. A thousand. That is locked. I am as certain of it as rain.

 

Part 246 – April 4, 2020

@ 1:02:52 There’s no way out of the fact. That’s locked. It’s Passover. It’s Passover. It’s locked. If it’s not, we’ve been misled by a series of clues that go in the dozens, if not scores of points in scriptures that all point to Passover.

 

Part 286 – February 20, 2021

@ 1:03:39 If you embraced and accepted and you believe the 1335, you understand it. You were locked two weeks ago.

 

An imaginary friend has more credibility.

 

The Malarkey Meter is locked into the full red position.

 

And yet, the hireling enablers at the Headquarters of The Restored Church of God choose to keep him around. They are doubly to blame for this mess because they know better and allow it to continue.

 

 

Wow. That was Part 407.

 

David C. Pack will be so pissed when he gets to New Year's Eve, and I am still here writing about him. The year 2023 will roll in on schedule without a hiccup, and he will have to eat his words, "We're not gonna go another year," yet again.

 

I write this at the beginning of December, so it is on the record that the words of an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic were true, and David C. Pack was proven false. The Pester General of The Restored Church of Another god is a fraud, and the antichrist serpents were right. Ponder the implications of that.

 

It is pretty clear by now that David C. Pack has no idea what he is talking about. He may find interesting connections in the Bible, and he can put some verses together that make sense, but in the end, God is not guiding him. He will never be correct about the return of Jesus Christ. Never.

 

David. C. Pack is a false apostle. He is a false prophet. He is a Simon Magus. A King Saul. A biblical street magician who is not good enough to be featured on a David Blaine special.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

David C. Pack cannot deliver. He is not a closer. He is a caver. He is a source of angst and chaos at Headquarters. He is a festering boil on the ass of the COG landscape. He is a religious fraud and an embarrassment.

 

Part 408 is scheduled for today at 6 PM via another Livestream. It will be interesting to see what lies he has in store for us.

Marc Cebrian

See: Malarkey Meter