Saturday, April 21, 2012

Apostle Malm: Satan Is Tricking God Into Killing Us



That tricky dude named Satan is obviously way more powerful than Apostle Malm's little god.  Apostle Malm's god is such a weak idiot that he allows Satan to trick him into killing his sinning children.  Satan is doing everything in his might to make Malm's god really  pissed.  If he can make god really, really angry, god will strike down his rebellious followers and therefore make big bad Satan the winner. The more COG members he can kill off the better.

Satan cannot fight God directly, so he tries to get God to destroy his own people by leading us away from him and into sin and lukewarmness for God and his commandments.
Num 31:16   Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
Balaam had counseled the king to entice Israel into sin so  that God himself would destroy Israel.
Brethren, if we are zealously faithful to the Eternal; God will be for us.

Rom 8:31   What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?
Therefore Satan uses the tactics of deceiving us into laxity and sin; to bring God’s correction down upon his own people.  And in these last days Satan continues to use this tactic to steal our crowns.

According to Apostle Malm the biggest sin that Satan is causing right now is that COG members use the New International Version of the Bible.  Also, the NRSV, RSV, NKJV are the tools of Satan to deceive the world.  If you have any of the following Bibles then you are being damned to the Lake of Fire:

New American Standard Bible, (NASB), Revised Standard Version, (RSV), and New International Version, (NIV), English Standard Version (ESV), New Living Translation (NLT) and the New King James Version, (NKJV)

Apostle Malm is really ticked that UCG is using the NIV and other translations.

It is reported that  Mario Seiglie has been quoting almost exclusively from modern translations in the local church bulletins for the past year and also making occasional negative comments about the KJV.

What has really ticked off Apostle Malm is that UCG is focusing on "love" and grace instead of the law.  That has sent Apostle Malm into a royal snit fit!  He has been railing against UCG for several weeks now and how they use the NKJV and NIV.

They feed the brethren with the corrupt fruit of the corrupt tree of the Alexandrian Text produced by Babylon, to lead you into laxity and doctrinal drift; to follow themselves and their agenda instead of the commandments of God.

UCG NEWS:   Head of the UCG Doctrinal Committee, Bob Berendt;  has come out supporting the spurious Alexandrian text and New Age translations against the Received Text.

So what's a poor KJV Only to do?

Today we can be zealous for our God by keeping all of his commandments that are applicable to us and by rejecting the wicked from our assemblies, or if the wicked dominate, then we are to come out of such assemblies and seek our God and other like minded persons..
Today we are to reject the wicked from our assemblies for God to deal with.

Kick them out.  Disfellowship them, mark them.  Spit on them like god is spitting on them as he fries their asses in the Lake of Fire.  Yes, keeping the law to the letter certainly does make a person a really loving person.  As usual, Jesus Christ is totally missing from the Apostle's blatherings.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"They feed the brethren with the corrupt fruit of the corrupt tree of the Alexandrian Text produced by Babylon, to lead you into laxity and doctrinal drift; to follow themselves and their agenda instead of the commandments of God."

Malmites are going to have to find out someday that he feeds them with a book not sent by God out of heaven. Full of errors and contradictions. Not written by half the people whose names are on the books. Hardly containing just one doctrinal view of anything with all Christian truth given by one guy who never met any Jesus, never quoted the man, cooperated with no one and only got his instructions from the voices and bright lights in his head.

Now there is a stable religion!

M.T.Meds

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

NO2HWA said, "Kick them out. Disfellowship them, mark them. Spit on them like god is spitting on them as he fries their asses in the Lake of Fire."

MY COMMENT - That reminds me, I am planning a big party down at the Lake of Fire - for all those who heard Mr. Armstrong's voice and eventually saw through his message for what it really was; rejected it, and are now condemned to the Lake of Fire. Toast! French Fried!! Meat well done!!

Dennis Diehl, can you please remember to bring the marsh mellows and hot dogs to our party down at the Lake of Fire where we will have a little roast.

Richard

DennisCDiehl said...

Will do Richard. Have to have nitrite free so I'll bring em..lol. If LOF is an extinction event, we'll have to cook fast!!!

Maybe one doesn't have to be cerned by nitrites in such circumstances?

Anonymous said...

"I never new you" springs to mind.

Andrew said...

I wanna come! Sounds like more fun than hangin out with Malm's god. Oh, that Apostle. He's a hoot and a half, isn't he?

Anonymous said...

When the Jews read the Old Testament, they find a God of love and compassion, mercy and forgiveness. Yes, He proclaims His law, but He also grants pardon abundantly.

Somehow, Malm reads the same words, yet imagines a God who sounds a lot more like Herbert Armstrong than like the actual God of the Old Testament.

Malm and Jesus would both condemn the Pharisees. Malm, however, would condemn them for a very different reason -- he would call them SLACKERS!

Anonymous said...

I watched a cooking show on PBS yesterday.

It was hosted by an Asian man with a heavy accent("Chinkry"), who told of the various ways to cook Malm in the Lake of Fire.

IIRC, Chinkry's best recipe was to make "Marmite" out of Malm's body.

Chinkry said you need a chainsaw or food processor, and some "seeklet shpices" to add to the malm-moosh.
Chinkry said Marmite is chock-full of B vitamins.

Chinkry said that the "Hory Spillit" gave him the recipe.



Norm

Bennidene Stevenson said...

LMAO,... Oh no, could that mean I'm possessed?