Saturday, November 29, 2025

Samuel Kitchen Tells Steve Myers That He Has A Double Curse Laid Upon Him


Samuel Kitchen, the self-appointed Last Guardian of the One True Faith™(eat your heart out, Bob Thiel!), valiantly spammed Steve Myers and Aaron Dean with yet another batch of "loving correction" emails during the Feast of Tabernacles. Our heroic lone prophet is desperately trying to save their poor apostate souls by commanding them to abandon that wicked, heretical United Church of God and come groveling back to the real Worldwide Church of God—you know, the one that now exists entirely in Samuel's spare bedroom and his unassailable ego.

He's graciously offering them one final chance to see the light (i.e., his light), repent of their filthy compromise, and rejoin the only remnant that he alone has kept pure and unsullied lo these many years. 

The humility is just radiating off the screen.

And bless his heart, it appears Aaron Dean is finally starting to get a wee bit irked with Samuel's nonstop, messianic nagging that he ditch UCG and come home to the "true church" (population: Samuel + three other lost souls). 

How dare Aaron not immediately fall to his knees in gratitude! The nerve.

I appreciate your zeal and desire to do what is right, but sometimes it seems misplaced. Be careful in making anything man sets up, even though God allows and used it at some point, to make us not see, or perhaps reject something he may have planned. As Paul said, We see through a glass darkly. He will make it clear when the time is right. We must subject our opinions to the truths of the bible, and then we can watch it all happen as he fulfills the prophecies.

Samuel's frustrations were leveled mostly towards Steve Myers, and it was not kind:

But ye are departed out of the way; ye have caused many to stumble at the law; ye have corrupted the covenant of Levi, saith the Lord of hosts.
Therefore have I also made you contemptible and base before all the people, according as ye have not kept my ways, but have been partial in the law.(Malachi 2:8-9)
What does that mean? It means your ministry is null and void, because you reject the Lord thy God, he rejects you.
That’s why I cry over you Mr Meyers. Your ministry is severed from the Head of the Church Jesus Christ! You did it.
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.”(Hosea 4:6)
“I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
“Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
“But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
“As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.(Galatians 1:6-9)
You now have a double curse on you by the Living God! For preaching contrary to the doctrine which you have learned, to pervert the gospel.
Mr Armstrong at one conference, in one audio, doubled that in the name of Jesus Christ! Wow unto you sir!
Scripture is clear. And Mr Armstrong faithfully preached God’s Word. And since he is your superior, or was(since you have now no ministry with Jesus Christ), he has given the good report and faithful witness.
This entire interaction, I fear, was God bringing this out for Mr Dean to see. I am passing this along to him. Death is not a light thing. Korah challenged God and his “one man”. So did Ananias and Saphirra.(Acts 5)
You tried to rope Mr Dean into your blasphemy, and heresy, and apostasy. God have mercy on you if He so wills it, because that so despicable. It’s a wrong spirit. Demonic. Antichrist.
I hate to write these things, because I yearn that you return unto God and repent and believe God. But in accordance to God’s Word, I have to.
It’s heartbreaking, and I don’t wish harm. But Christ has spoken. It is bound in heaven. The scripture already reveals it.
In Jesus Christ’s name,
Samuel W Kitchen

Friday, November 28, 2025

Dave Pack: Prophetic Waffling

 

Prophetic Waffling

The brethren in The Restored Church of God were able to enjoy their Thanksgiving turkey with a side of prophetic waffles served up by their human idol, Pastor General David C. Pack.

Ever-splaining with God’s authority, he has officially announced he is unsure about when the biblical Rubik’s Cube will be figured out. It could either be on December 5, 2025, or perhaps February 2, 2026. Hard to know until it happens, folks. He does offer his last best guesstimate.

As is his persistent custom, instead of holding fast to his own teaching, he started waffling in slow motion, serving small fresh-baked doubts about when he will prove his naysayers wrong.

The more Dave dishes out his prophetic waffles, the more the brethren are willing to keep eating them.

 


Fleeting and sparse are the days when David C. Pack teaches anything with clarity, power, and authority.

Flashback Part 601 – October 11, 2025
@ 1:39:52 
The only way I could be dissuaded or the men who work with me intensely about this, of the date I know about, is if God or Gabriel spoke from heaven with an oracle to tell me otherwise.

But that was when Dave had on his big boy pants.

Only one month later, during “The Greatest Untold Story!” Parts 607 and 608 on November 15, 2025, the brethren were subjected to a more timid Pastor General who was determined to undermine his own teaching while he spent more hours continuing to teach it.

If you listened carefully, the stealthy waffling about December 5 (Kislev 16) came early.

Part 607 – November 15, 2025
@ 00:54 Kinda stay prepared. Stay ready for for what could I say? 
Monumental surprises.

One of the monumental surprises would come after three hours and six minutes of padding.

Part 608 – November 15, 2025
@ 1:24:54 All these verses don't match 1335 exactly. That's a problem. Something to ponder for later. It's close. Of course, we cannot have long.

The certainty of December 5 being the date that cannot tarry was already fading before Dave shuffled to the front table. But like most half-decent magicians, he needed to keep the audience distracted before subtly topping his waffling with deceptive syrup and powdered manipulation.

@ 1:25:08 But a critical point has come clear, and that's a kind of an introduction to it.

@ 1:25:24 So I I'm I I'm I’m preaching sometimes twice. Feel good. Thank you. I know you're praying for me. I been getting tremendous energy. I can't even explain it. It's its own miracle.

David C. Pack declared a miracle, and the brethren witnessed it. This keeps their attention away from his waffling about the current timeline.

@ 1:25:35 But some things have come clear. We're on track. And I I will be bringing you more. More things. You know, the next two Sabbaths, I've got them lined up and and we’ll just we’ll just see how many we go beyond that. Wink and a nod.

The wink and a nod is that he is going to blow up his own picture. Again.

Dave likes to save his vague waffling for the end of a message, after members are exhausted and anxiously checking their watches, wondering when they will be allowed to go home.

 


No longer pussyfooting around, the next week, David C. Pack wasted no time dissolving the surety of the Kingdom to Israel, arriving on December 5. Exemplifying outgoing love and concern for the curious brethren, it only took him 97 minutes to get to the point they wanted to hear from the time they drove home last week.

By this point, the prophetic waffles were stacked high.

Part 609 – November 22, 2025
@ 1:37:30 The 2,625 days is from a a 
a day in December or a day in February. I call it, “The Date [chuckles] in Scripture That Comes Twice.” Or “The Same Day That Arrives Two Times.”

Even when Dave formulates labels for a momentary idea, he waffles on that, unable to just pick one.

@ 1:37:54 You wonder, “What do you mean, Mr. Pack?” So, I just wanna say this ballgame, to some degree, is still tied. There’s no clear winner.

Spoken like the apostles of old. How are members not embarrassed when he waffles like this?

This is the Mr. Pack they want:

Flashback Part 602 – October 18, 2025
@ 1:50:30 Only an oracle from God or Gabriel or Christ could change my mind.

This is the Wafflin’ Dave they get:

Part 609 – November 22, 2025
@ 1:42:32 Two dates stare at us. 
They’ll resolve themself, even if we hafta wait past December 5th. We’ll know.Both cannot be true. One holds no meaning. Either December 5th or February 2nd holds no meaning.

News Flash: Neither Date Holds Any Meaning

When you read this, please hold all laughter until the end. This is a master class in waffling.

@ 1:42:53 Next week, in what I hope is the last sermon in the Series, I’ll give my last best estimate or guesstimate in a Bible study after the final sermon of what I think it may be. But I’m just gonna tell you the the tie will not has not broken yet. I may know in a week. And I’ll review a few things that strengthen December 5th on the last Sap–Sabbath we will come to before it. And then I’ll if if if that doesn’t happen, then I’ll come back with an enormous case for February 2nd. And we’ll have to accept the fact that it’s not a Sabbath. So, I leave you with that thought. We’re very close. You wanna know what I lean toward? Normally, I would give you a leaning. I am so 50/50, I I just you can’t even believe it. It’s hard to believe that we’re gonna enter our rest and it’s not a Sabbath. But the case for February 2nd is unbelievable.

The case for February 2 is as unbelievable as all the other 137 before it. Dave’s prophetic waffling is a tried-and-true pattern you can almost set your watch by.

People joined The Restored Church of God for the biblical precision of doctrine. But they choose to stay for a man's last best guesstimate. It seems their love for the truth has also been waffling.

 


The brethren would do well to trust in the words of David C. Pack as much as David C. Pack does. He conjured the doctrine, taught it, then waffled on its validity while still teaching it.

David C. Pack’s Pattern of Prophetic Waffling:
Dave preaches Doctrine A for hours. Then, he undermines Doctrine A for hours by stealthily introducing Doctrine B. Doctrine B is then taught for hours, even though Dave is already harboring uncomfortable suspicions and realizes before his head hits the pillow that Doctrine C is actually the truth. Meanwhile, foolish brethren falsely believe Doctrine B until Dave comes back the next week to tear apart Doctrine B with a "better" Doctrine C. More proofs solidifying Doctrine C are on the horizon, and a list of further evidence he does not have time to share is waved in the air. The following week, an out-of-the-blue Doctrine D is "proven to be inarguable," while Dave rips Doctrine C to shreds as being "impossible" in the light of the more-perfect Doctrine D. Doctrine D is immovable until Doctrine A is reestablished as "the hill I die on" with blame placed on mistranslations, forgotten verses, and irrelevant coincidences. Unless Gabriel, God, or Jesus Christ says otherwise, Doctrine A is never going to change, and there is no other date possible. Until Doctrine E falls like an anvil out of the sky and jolts Dave like a bolt of lightning while he sips his morning coffee. All the ministers agree that Doctrine E cannot budge and is as solid as a rock. But nobody considered Doctrine F.

This is the cycle of “The Greatest Untold Story!” at The Restored Church of God and why there are 609 Parts ten years running with no end in sight.

David C. Pack is a blaspheming, hypocritical liar, a false apostle, a false prophet, and a false teacher. A genuine Seventh Messenger chosen by God to end the Mystery of God would be able to do so without continuously waffling on his own ideas.

The Pastor General fulfills the scriptures, but never in ways he thinks.

James 1:8
A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways.

1 Corinthians 14:8
For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?

The continued uncertainty about when Jesus Christ, or the Kingdom to Israel, or the Kingdom of God, or Daniel’s 1335 will arrive “right on track” keeps some weary members stuck in their seats with the foolish wishful thinking, “Surely, this can’t keep going on like this much longer.”

The Greatest Unending Series began on November 14, 2015, when it was called “The Greatest Story Never Told!” Last week, Dave delivered Part 609 on November 22, 2025. Only those clinging to medical-grade denial believe this is almost over, divine occurrence or not.

This will never end because God is not guiding David C. Pack to teach what he does. The Holy Spirit is not inspiring his utterances. What David C. Pack teaches is manmade malarkey fueled by maniacal ego and supremely desperate hubris.

The series has become less about when the Kingdom of God will arrive and more about what Dave “is gonna do” once he is crowned King “Elijah the Prophet” David working one-on-one with the Father while Jesus Christ maneuvers “in the background.”

All the self-righteous sugarplums dancing in Dave’s head are moot until the prophetic show starts. And that exact date is to be determined. Dave may say 50/50, but deep down, he knows it is 0/0.

November 29 is Dave’s last chance to kick the can down to February to buy himself some much-needed Me-Time while clinging to the illusion of knowing anything about anything. Anticipate him proudly announcing he “was right” about February 2. It will surely come. Wait for it.

David C. Pack unsurprisingly served up another heaping pile of prophetic waffling. The only question is: How much longer are the brethren going to keep eating it?


Marc Cebrian:

See: Prophetic Waffling

 

More Dwight Armstrong Hymns Reimagined

 

Dwight Armstrong hymns as you have never heard them before. 






The entire album can be found for free on Spotify. If you click on Lyric Vision, you can find other albums he has done. You can also access his music on YouTube, though you will be hit with a commercial before each song: My Rock and Fortress



Youtube: Click here for the full album.






Thursday, November 27, 2025

RCG: Jessica Brown’s Open Letter to David C. Pack



Jessica Brown’s Open Letter to David C. Pack

Former Headquarters member Jessica Brown emailed this letter to Pastor General David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God, via Church Administration, on November 17, 2025. She poses sharp, biblically sound questions that address the continued biblical fraud and spiritual abuse inside The Restored Church of God.

As of this publishing date, there has been no response.


From: Jessica Brown 
Date: Mon, Nov 17, 2025, 2:35 PM
Subject: A Note for David C. Pack
To: cad@rcg.org

Greetings Church Administration,

Three years have passed since I left RCG. Since then, I've done a lot of reflection on my own personal relationship with God, and how my experience in RCG (especially towards the end) helped me to recognize the importance of having spiritual discernment and proving all things. Seeing the direction RCG has gone in for so long, I cannot continue to remain silent any longer on what I want to personally express to David Pack. Normally, I would opt to write something like this as an article. But I perceive God wants me to relay this message in a more direct way.

I have many questions in this email that I don't expect to get an answer to. And that's fine. I believe this email is likely going to be twisted out of context and seen as "an attack from the devil." But I do not care what anyone thinks at this point. It is God who justifies, not men.

All I really hope is that it is read with an open mind and that the questions posed, and the biblically sound points made, are carefully considered.



David Pack,

Has it ever crossed your mind that setting dates for Jesus Christ's return violates the 9th Commandment?

You are repeatedly bearing false witness to the brethren by making bold claims “on God's authority" that you later walk back, while stating you felt "uncomfortable" because you knew that you gave everyone false information.

This has happened well over a hundred times now. How exactly did RCG go from teaching "if someone sets a date for Christ's return, scratch it off your calendar because it's FALSE" to setting dates on a regular basis? There is NO getting around Matthew 24:36. Period!

If someone were to correctly guess the start of God's Kingdom, there would be the danger of them becoming puffed up with a "See, I told you so" attitude, which God would never allow. Hence, why the Father does not share this information with ANYONE. It’s clear that focusing excessively on when Jesus Christ’s return will happen and when He “will raise up Elijah to set up the Kingdom to Israel” have become idols for you and for some of the members. 

As a result of the sermon series, I've seen so many brethren become imbalanced and irrational in their thinking. Some members also subconsciously idolize you. I find it very strange that in the past decade, after your sermon series began, the warnings you gave to members about idolizing you slowly grew nonexistent. Are you now okay with being idolized and excessively adored by members? I believe this is the main reason you become so angry when people leave—it's a blow to YOUR ego. They realize you are a false prophet while you gaslight people into thinking you are not. All of this excessive focus on you as the self-proclaimed Elijah and your endless predictions, rather than on biblical truth, has led many people to develop spiritual confusion, with some doubting God's existence.

Does the fact that you have personally caused some people to doubt and stray from God not bother you in the slightest?

If you truly loved and cared about the people who leave RCG, you wouldn't go up to the mic and put blame on these individuals while viciously attacking and calling them all kinds of horrible names, and then claiming that they are spiritually dead. How is your behavior humble or Christ-like?

Your words can worsen things for them in the long run, because some of them come to see all Christians as hateful and unsupportive, rather than how God intended for us to be: to love our neighbor as we love ourselves. 

I wrote a social media posting in 2022 about how the love of many in RCG has waxed cold because of your sermon series. I continue to see evidence of this when I encounter certain current RCG members in public. I've seen RCG members coldly walk past me without a smile or greeting. Others have even scowled at me or quickly walked away in the other direction. How does this behavior reflect God in any way? This is straight-up cult behavior!

You have encouraged brethren to behave like this by poisoning them with the venomous rhetoric that every person who leaves RCG is a tool of the devil and that they will "corrupt" members with "dangerous" influence and "lies." (These are hypocritical accusations on your part, considering you are doing these VERY things.)

Telling members to not pray for ex-members is a violation of scripture! We are to pray for our brothers and sisters in Christ, including the ones who have wandered from God after leaving RCG. Even if one does end up becoming used by the devil, we are still instructed to pray for them, per Matthew 5:43! We don't know how God may use them in the future, and we do not have the authority to determine who has lost eternal life and who has not.

The exception is if God has audibly revealed to us to not pray for specific individuals. Jeremiah 14:11 is a clear example when God told Jeremiah to not pray for Israel because they deliberately and maliciously turned against Him. Yet, like many others in scripture, you have twisted the verses out of context to make them apply to all ex-RCG members. Even the ones who still wholeheartedly follow God.

If any have truly and fully turned away from God and lost the promise of eternal life because of your sermon series and your behavior, then their blood is on your hands because you are partly responsible for their destruction. You coaxed them into believing falsehoods that God is a deceptive monster and that all Christians are imbalanced and hateful.

How is compelling members to give up their life savings, inheritances, and assets under the guise of "all things common" while threatening them with the loss of eternal life not coercion? And how does II Peter 2:1-3 somehow not apply to you and your numerous failed predictions and demands to give up large financial resources?

What a person does with their financial resources is between them and God. No one should dictate to whom or where they should send those resources unless God has directed them to do such a thing on their own, without human influence or pressure. It has been very clear for a while now that God is not directing you in your sermons, and you are acting on mere human steam.

Even Edward Winkfield admitted the sermon series was "just speculation" to a freelance reporter, basically admitting your messages hold no biblical water, completely undermining your self-assigned authority. So, none of your threats towards the people not giving up financial resources should be feared by anyone.

I believe members are aware that the "all things common" account is being twisted out of context to push the made-up "give all that you have" doctrine. It literally says the apostles distributed the funds/possessions to the BRETHREN in need (Acts 2:45 and Acts 4:34-35). The funds were NOT used for the purpose of doing whatever the church wanted with them without accountability. RCG has also largely neglected to help the needy of the church. Instead, the blame is placed on the members 99.9% of the time. (I would know, considering Brad Schleifer blamed me for my financial issues and then dishonestly told Dawn Blue I had received assistance from RCG "many times." That is FALSE.)

In reality, the blame is largely on RCG for not properly ensuring that everyone's needs are taken care of, as outlined in Acts 2:45. I find it very interesting that one of the other "splinter" groups (COGWA is where my parents currently attend) has done a much better job of fulfilling that principle by making sure the physical and financial needs of lower income brethren are addressed when they experience hardship. 

As a side note, COGWA is NOWHERE near as bad as you have claimed it to be. I have personally visited the congregations in Cleveland and Akron.

In summation, you are teaching that salvation, which is the gift of God, must be bought with “common” money and that God wants us living as paupers in order to "stay humble" and be worthy of entering His Kingdom. That is absolutely FALSE!

One cannot "buy" their way into God's kingdom. Jesus bought us with a price that He paid Himself. He does not require our money to receive what He offers to people freely! Simon Magus learned this the hard way. And, while I understand the warnings about idolizing riches (the rich young ruler was told by Jesus to give up his possessions to the poor because he was idolizing it all, not because giving all your money and possessions is required for salvation), many scriptures also show God hates poverty! There are several examples of people who were blessed with significant wealth in the Bible. Think Job. And yet, those individuals still chose to put God first in their lives.

Even in this present age, there ARE a small number of wealthy individuals who fear God and do NOT idolize their wealth. Instead, they choose to generously provide for their community while using wisdom on where and how much of those funds they should donate. I do not see the RCG leadership providing for anyone but themselves unless there is potential gain to be had.

You have no right to accuse others of "selfishly holding on to their money" when receiving help from RCG is as hard as a camel going through the eye of a needle.

With all of this said, I still have a feeling that the individuals warning others of RCG's true nature, myself included, will continue to get labeled as tools of the devil by you and your ministers, even when the scriptures referenced above make clear that YOU are the one who is showing the most demonic behavior. Manipulation is a form of witchcraft. Pressuring members to give up money, threatening them with loss of eternal life for leaving or not giving “common,” and telling members that every single ex-member of RCG is an agent of Satan who has "committed suicide" falls under the category of spiritual manipulation. And that is something God HATES.

David Pack, YOU need to repent and truly seek God, wholeheartedly asking Him if He really approves of everything you've been doing for the past decade.

Because it is obvious from your fruits, you are not allowing Him to lead and guide you in your messages. Not at all.

The Bible is clear: "by their fruits will you know them," and the fruits you have demonstrated through the years have all been rotten. I've heard many heartbreaking stories privately shared about your spiritually abusive nature. There is NO way all of these people, including the ones who remain anonymous, are all collectively lying about you with perfect harmony. I've personally seen bad fruits manifest in you right at the podium, especially the raw, carnal anger usually directed at ex-members, and sometimes the members themselves. (Does the time you publicly threatened and intentionally frightened the young people of RCG ring a bell?) Many Godly individuals who have no affiliation with RCG or WCG can see the bad fruits within you. Why can't the RCG members see it, and why can't you see it?  

These are the dangerous consequences of having a leader who wants to be treated like an idol and cannot be corrected by anyone. Holding a leader accountable and questioning why they are doing certain things is NOT the same as rebellion. It is something God requires us to do with His guidance. (I John 4:1).

I pray that the dark spell you have on RCG members will break. I pray that you will repent. I pray that God will restore RCG and rid it of the strange teachings that have plagued it for years now. I pray that the pharisaical traditions and man-made rules being held up as if they are God's laws are crushed and replaced with a stronger focus on biblical truth.

If you never end up repenting and RCG never changes, then I pray that the members who are still there will wake up and anoint their eyes before it's too late. The number of people who have left RCG in the past decade should serve as a sign that God has NOT been pleased with the church's direction. You indirectly confirm this by a lack of annual “Fruits Letters.”

David Pack, it is my hope that one day you will go up to the mic, apologize to everyone you've hurt and misled, and renounce the false teachings that you have preached for so long. It breaks my heart to see what RCG has become, as I once believed it was the only place where God was working.

May God help you and show His love and mercy to you. May His mercy extend to everyone complicit in your deceptions. And I pray in Jesus' name, that no curse or declaration of death you pronounce on any ex-RCG member will ever come to pass. May the Lord give them all an opportunity to heal and discover a true, loving relationship with Him, untainted by the lies of men.

I believe it would benefit you greatly to re-read your own discontinued book, “Is ‘That Prophet’ Alive Today? The Rise of False Prophets.” Compare your words then to what you are doing now.

Sincerely,
Jessica Brown

P.S. I felt the need to include a link to a YouTube post that reinforces some of the biblical points made in this email. Take note of this young woman's rebuke towards the people who claimed Jesus was going to start the "rapture" on the Feast of Trumpets this past September.

YouTube Comment Link


Posted by Marc Cebrian