Thursday, January 26, 2012

More Tales From The Darkside: William Behrer Eye Anointings!







Here we go again with the eye anointings at Apostle Davie's Restored Church of God.  Our latest "minister"is William Behrer. He had his eye anointing and has now seen the light.

When my wife, Jackie, and I anointed our eyes (Rev. 3:18) we were living in northwest Connecticut. In addition to my five-hour daily commute to NYC via car and train, we traveled two hours to attend a United Church of God (UCG) congregation in Worcester, MA. My wife and I were both baptized into God’s Church (WCG) in the early 1970s and we attended the Worldwide Church of God until February 1994. I was ordained as a deacon in 1985 and as a local church elder in 1987.

Of course, like Schurter and Vidal this story is all about him. William and RCG's PR Department want to make sure you know that only the world's most important men are joining the most important and worlds largest end times ministry. These men have to come with huge qualifications in order to make it into Davie's spotlight.


My name is William Behrer, and I have been serving as the executive director of operations at The Restored Church of God Headquarters in Wadsworth, OH. My previous employment was as the chief operating officer of an international non-profit organization in New York City, dedicated to strengthening ties between the people of the United States and Israel. My first trip to Jerusalem was through my work with the Ambassador International Cultural Foundation (AICF) and the International Cultural Center for Youth in Jerusalem (ICCY), an endeavor dear to Mr. Armstrong. I have been to Israel 40 times, most recently introducing Mr. Pack and others to senior government officials.

Oooooooooh impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William then gets right into the gist of his letter.  Attacking the United Church of God.  It's all UCG's fault that he had to leave and join the RCG.  It seems that William was really upset that UCG had married a young man from UCG to his Roman Catholic fiancee!  The Great Whore of Babylon was infiltrating the church!  It was time to flee!

What finally got my attention was a young man from our congregation calling me from ABC (UCG’s Bible learning center). He said that he had been advised by a teacher to marry in the church—“if” he could find someone. What?! I participated in this young man’s baptismal counseling and covered this point clearly with him, i.e., that we should not marry outside God’s Church (I Cor. 6:14-18). He was confused by the counsel he had been given by his “teacher” and his statement hit me like cold water in the face. I began to see how “lukewarm” I personally had become regarding the Truth, standards and traditions God restored to the Church through Mr. Armstrong (Rev. 3:16-17). Shortly after this phone call, I saw the error of this “teaching” demonstrated when the local pastor consented to perform a marriage between a UCG member (man) and his Roman Catholic fiancĂ©e! Though my wife and I received an invitation to the wedding, we could not tacitly approve such disregard of Scripture by our attendance. When I later asked the pastor why he performed this marriage he said, “Well, they were going to get married anyway.”

William's wife then immediately started looking for another "true church" to attend.  That lead them to Davie Pack and his little 2,200 member cult.  William was at first blinded by the Internet blogs and web sites that were making fun of Davie.  William was a little confused and he wants to make sure you are not confused now by this little blog and the other blogs and web sites that ridicule and expose the lies of Davie Pack and the Restored Church of God.  William writes:

My wife began to look for God’s Church because we knew it had to exist somewhere—somewhere else (Matt. 16:18). To my deep regret, in 1999 and early 2000, I had allowed the stories and avalanche of lies promulgated about Mr. Pack to keep me from seriously considering The Restored Church of God (RCG). I urge you not to make the same mistake. Do not let the several self-appointed Internet “watchdogs” (of varying perspectives) who espouse hatred, venom and disregard for the Truth to keep you from looking into RCG.

Brethren, do not let the stories you have heard or things you have allowed yourself to read on the Internet—about Mr. Pack, Mr. Schurter and others—keep YOU from investigating for YOURSELF as to where God is working today (Ezek. 14:14, 20). Examine fruits (Matt 7:20)—not accounts from others.

William and Davie Pack are not happy that this blog and others are mocking their "anointing eyes" malarkey.  William has this to say:

Anointing your eyes is NOT simply reading a book, and it is not a mantra from Mr. Pack as “watchdogs” accuse. It is an overt biblical command from Jesus Christ (Rev 3:18). It is a process that all those in the seventh era of God’s Church must undertake! Again, so says Christ. I had to come to understand that I was a branch cut off from the Vine, and to repent of thinking that I wasn’t. Though I still had a small dwindling amount of the Holy Spirit, like all in the seventh era of God’s Church, I had become blind to my spiritual condition. I needed to anoint my eyes, as Christ commands all in the Laodicean era to do (Rev. 3:17-20). It was the knock of Jesus Christ—NOT MR. PACK—that my wife and I heard. Open your ears to hear if He is “knocking” at your door.

William, I hate to tell you but there is another ministry that is "Knocking" and it is NOT the RCG.  Though it is a fraud just like RCG.

William goes on to write about the world's most amazing Church of God:

The Restored Church of God does not claim to be the only place where people have God’s Spirit. But RCG is the only place where Christ is working, through the government in which He is Head. Many in the organizations of the seventh era (the Church [ecclesia] of Laodicea, composed of “called out ones”) DO have the Holy Spirit—and that is the reason for the urgency of our message! Christ is standing outside and knocking on the doors of individuals who are sitting in organizations HE DOES NOT LEAD. He is not the Head of your organization, else He is divided, no matter how your leaders spin this. In Laodicea, the people rule, not Christ!

Not once in Williams story or in Schurter's and Vidal's, have they talked about the new amazing life in Christ.  They never talk about the things Jesus did or what he accomplished.  It's all about Davie, the RCG, church government and law and law and law and law and law and law.


William then goes on to list several sins that are in all the other COG's (partucarly UCG).

Some of the egregious sins are:

Rejection of the government of God as Mr. Armstrong taught it—every aspect of it.

Use of makeup is permitted, even though Mr. Armstrong said time and again this is the very thing that permits the devil to get a toehold in the Church.

Members in some groups no longer have the responsibility to keep third tithe (denying them the blessings promised by God – Deut. 14:28-29), and instead are encouraged to depend on social security and other government aid to care for widows, orphans and others in need.

Most physical standards from the past have been thrown out—proper hair length (men and women), proper dress, Sabbath or otherwise (men and women). If your congregation is a little closer to “Ambassador” standards, but others are not, how is that “all speaking the same thing” (I Cor. 1:10)?

Voting is permitted in a host of settings

An “open door policy” now exists 

allow birthday celebrations, a wide liberalizing of how the Sabbath is observed, as well as Sabbath attendance, 

allow true ministers to retire (being temporarily or permanently forced aside by bad health is different), with the church (really the brethren) giving them a pension to do nothing.    

But there are two really important sins that they are committing:

 Assistance to worldly relief organizations in times of disaster is encouraged—instead of following the clear command of Christ to care for the brethren (Matt. 25:40).
   
The injection of the Person of Christ into the gospel. 

How dare these people bring Jesus into the picture!  Damn them!  Everyone True Christian knows Jesus is a long haired pussy boy and has nothing of value.  Their standard is Herbert W Armstrong and Davie Pack who carry on the Restored Gospel!  Enough of that wimpy Jesus crap!

In light of that, William closes his missive with the following quote from Jesus, sorry Christ, sorry,  Herbert W Armstrong:

Finally, I leave you with a quote from Mr. Armstrong, from the October 1962 Good News article “Must God’s Ministers Be Ordained by the Hand of Man?”
“The Word of God clearly teaches us that there is but the one Spirit, and the one Body. (I Cor. 12:12-13, 20.)” 
“That one body of Christ, carrying on His work, must function as a unit. It must work in harmony and unity, with teamwork, for God is not the author of confusion. There must be no pulling off in different directions by different men in that one Body. There must be no competition, or division. And any who knowingly promotes, or encourages anyone in promoting, such disharmony, competition, and division, becomes the enemy of God, and is serving the devil and not God! 
“In order that this oneness—this unity of purpose and action—this harmony and co-operative teamwork, be maintained and preserved in God’s work, God has ordained government in His Church. And He has empowered His Church with divine authority. 
“That government in God’s Church is government from God, thru Christ, thru apostles, thru evangelists, thru pastors, thru other elders, in that order!
Did Mr. Armstrong’s statements apply only to his time? Or are they timeless, and applicable today?

You can read Williams entire missive here:  Don’t Allow Others To Do Your Thinking





14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE this site! You guys rock! That church sign is a perfect description of RCG and Armstrongism....bat shit crazy!

Anonymous said...

The only activity that "Mr. Armstrong" held dear was making money. If you don't grasp that you are in trouble.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

I read the title of Williams' post. Then I reread it again.

Say what?????!!!!!

Andrew said...

From the missive:

"The Restored Church of God does not claim to be the only place where people have God’s Spirit. But RCG is the only place where Christ is working, through the government in which He is Head."

And you know this because...?

Don't let others do your thinking. Let ME do your thinking! But NEVER try do your own!

Anonymous said...

If you have had a new thought, do not panic. Try to relax. We all know how upsetting this can be. Calm down. If you can, take a valium or a nap. Soon familiar, comforting thoughts will return, along with the peace of God's love. After such an incident, fellowship with the other inmates can help stabilize your progress. Always be sure to let the staff know. Your medication dosages may need to be adjusted to prevent future incidents.

Anonymous said...

As are all Armstrongists, David Pack is a false prophet.

Is the eye anointing black paint?

Move along here, nothing to see... because you have just been blinded....

DennisCDiehl said...

"there must be the true Church of God somewhere."

This one idea alone is pushing people from one splinter to another in the search, looking for the man, not the church, who works his mouth just right.

There never was a True Church as noted before. The splintering we see today of an idea is exactly what we see in the New Testament story of Peter, James, John and Paul.

Read Galatians 1-2 again and realize Paul found James and Peter of no help to him and they did not inform him. "I learned nothing from them." "Pillars so called," Paul, like Dave, Rod, Gerry and Ron are not team players. Neither was Paul and that is NO compliment.

Paul's gospel was different from James rendition and Peter's from Paul. Paul "withstood Peter to the face.." not because Paul was eating unclean meat, but Peter could see that Paul was NOT abiding by James demand in Acts 15 injunction to shun meats offered to idols. In I Cor tells his church that they can eat it if they wish but "in all men is not that knowledge.." These men were Peter, James and John.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

so...THERE NEVER EVER WAS ONE TRUE COHERENT AND ALL SPEAKING THE SAME THING TRUE CHURCH....EVER.

The "Church" started to fall apart before the body ever cooled.

Anonymous said...

When your little gaggle of cult sects can be proven to be nothing more than reused ash with just a small drop of blood, your choices are rather limited.

What to do? What to do?

OK, since you know you have a false religion on your hands without a shred of credibility or viability, why not make it as liberal and fun (within limits) as you can? That works, doesn't it? Pretend you help people in a smarmy environment of triumph of image over substance aging performers and convince them you are preparing them for something fantastic which can never be achieved.

Or.

You can become a harsh hard pharisaical retentive douche bag Davidian in bondage to harsh slaver who can provide you exactly nothing but abuse and severe loss with the additional benefit of chaos.

Say, that's a tough choice.

Better yet, choose none of the above.

Retired Prof said...

William Behrer . . . . I don't remember hearing anything about him, but I do recall people mentioning his brother Paul a lot. Does funerals, I think.

Byker Bob said...

Wow, this particular toilet just keeps on backing up, doesn't it?

Sooner or later there's going to be massive dissatisfaction, and backlash, trust me.

BB

John G. said...

If the RCG keeps getting members from the PCG it is inevitable that the RCG will lose members to the next supposed leader who is following HWA closer than anyone else. How about Mr. Billingsley, Ron Laughland, or Jon Bowles? It's time for everyone to wake-up it's not about following a man or organization doing BIG work. It's all about following Christ!

Anonymous said...

John G:

RCG is pulling members from UCG, not PCG. For someone to go from PCG to RCG would be like "jumping from the frying pan into the fire." Jumping from UCG into RCG is like jumping into a sewer.

John said...

So a Papist and Armstrongist marrying is cause for deep concern to this fellow since "we should not marry outside God's Church"? He's even critical of the "open door policy"? Doesn't he know how "cultish" this sounds?

And the last time I looked there was very little variation in the makeup of the ACOGs gene pool left as they all seemed to have interbred with each other over the decades to the point everyone was related with each other! Eww! Even one gentleman remarked to me, when I first set foot in a UCG congregation, "It's good to finally get some new blood," which was just too c-r-e-e-p-y for me!

It's just like the ACOGs themselves being carbon copies of carbon copies of carbon copies of...

John G said...

Sorry, for the confusion. I know this post is about people leaving the UCG to go to RCG, but I have known many people from PCG who have gone with RCG. They are looking for the one true COG leader and someone who follows HWA.