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The perfect phone cover for a Church of God member!
The next time you are in a restaurant and a self-righteous church member clicks her tongue because you did not bring a piece of matzoh in a plastic baggy with you for lunch or dinner,
you can lay your phone down with the matzoh showing and fake her out her for being so nosy!
Of course we all know that something like that would NEVER happen in the Church of God.
The perfect phone cover for a Church of God member!
The next time you are in a restaurant and a self-righteous church member clicks her tongue because you did not bring a piece of matzoh in a plastic baggy with you for lunch or dinner,
you can lay your phone down with the matzoh showing and fake her out her for being so nosy!
Of course we all know that something like that would NEVER happen in the Church of God.
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Build the product and they will come.
The last holy day I kept was the first day of u.b. back in 1995. I was waiting for someone to ask me where I went for lunch between the two services. I went to burger king. I had a whopper. But no one asked. Why I even bothered to go to church that day I don't know.
Seems things are quiet in Dave Pack's world lately?
It's always interesting to see what's going on around the Sphlinters
It's funny. An attractive Arab lady I once knew had enough of a sense of humor that she wore a necklace with a 14Kt gold charm of a camel as part of her regular attire.
A sacred names dude on one of our sites rode a custom Harley with the letters YHWH ghosted into the five stage paint job on his gas tanks.
A matzoh screen cover for an ACOG member's phone? Hey, that's pretty rad, and could set some new standards in terms of personal evangelism through provoking people to ask questions. Oops, forgot. These folks don't believe in personal evangelism or charisma. Those things are reserved for the ministry.
BB
I'll bet they are not getting many calls, because all their relationships have dried up; their once friends left once they started attending a COG cult.
A minister, a drunk, and a child-rapist walk into a PCG service. That was just the first guy.
I parked in a tow away zone once. Came back two hours later the whole area was gone.
Charisma????? Since when has any COG ever had charisma?
2:10, that was when GTA was alive and most of the members were trying to supplant their own personalities with his.
BB
Do they come with special sayings like..."Poly want a cracker?" No thanks, but I'll have some wine!"
I'm such a sinner.
Anonymous said...
I'll bet they are not getting many calls, because all their relationships have dried up; their once friends left once they started attending a COG cult.
A minister, a drunk, and a child-rapist walk into a PCG service. That was just the first guy.
I parked in a tow away zone once. Came back two hours later the whole area was gone.
March 30, 2014 at 1:49 PM -
LOLLL...Was his name Lenny from Louisianna?
You know, I put jam on my blackberry's matzo cover, and now I have bluetooth! And with my braces, it's dual-band.
I called my provider, and due to the Holy Days they upgraded me to more Mbps (Matzo bites per service) and more RAM (Really Armstrongish Matzos) than my previous contract.
And my ringtone choices now include Hava Nagila, The Way We're Worse[than real Jews], Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel!, and, last but not least, composer Garner Ted Shlimazelstrong's classic- 'Requiem For A Goyish Shlemiel's Matzo Balls'.
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