UCG's creepy sock puppet team is back to teach everyone what "true" love is SUPPOSED to be like in the United Church of God. It's pretty sad that UCG has to resort to Mr. Blue Happy Sock to do the work that the ministry seems incapable of doing. While the song they sing is straight from scripture it sadly is the complete opposite on how the ministry and leadership of UCG treats its members.
Love, a la UCG style? No thanks! Been there, done that!
Be prepared for another Blue Happy Sock video for the Feast time. Oh joy....
Love, a la UCG style? No thanks! Been there, done that!
Be prepared for another Blue Happy Sock video for the Feast time. Oh joy....
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Jelly will learn on his own since he can't learn about love from the church until the church learns about it. And that will be a long time in coming,sadly.
I don't know! Call me old fashion but I CANNOT envision Herbert Armstrong approving the use of this creepy looking sock puppet for teaching anyone in his Armstrong Churches of God. I can hear Garner Ted saying "We are preaching the Gospel with power and authority, and not weak mealy mouthed".
You know the religion is toxic when the leaders resort to using a sock puppet to teach you what the Church is suppose to be like! Oh, but the dumb tithe sheep slaves, they will believe anything! At least its now being communicated to them at a level that even the dumb tithe slave sheep can now understand.
Richard
What's even creepier is that guy with the hat on! He is the topic of many conversations on Facebook. Ever since he lost this job as a teacher he has been doing this kind of stuff. He is the public face of UCG which is even more frightening!
I CANNOT envision Herbert Armstrong approving the use of this creepy looking sock puppet for teaching anyone in his Armstrong Churches of God.
How soon they forget Big Beak!
Happy sock? I loved my happy sock growing up but sure don't like this one! After watching this I feel kind of dirty, never felt that with my happy sock!
We are supposed to believe that the powerful god that created the universe is using this video as a tool to preach the gospel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Now I know what was wrong with those semi-retarded, demon-influenced weirdos and other creeps in the UCG: They had no love!
Richard said...“I CANNOT envision Herbert Armstrong approving the use of this creepy looking sock puppet for teaching anyone in his Armstrong Churches of God.”
Anonymous said...“How soon they forget Big Beak!”
Copying any characters at all from a grungy television program like Sesame Street indicates that they really have nothing good to offer.
Anonymous said, "How soon they forget Big Beak!"
MY COMMENT - That must have been after my time in WCG. I was first exposed to Herbert Armstrong through my grandfather in the 1950s. He began receiving the Plain Truth magazine in 1952. I began attending the Radio/Worldwide Church of God in 1968 and left the tithe slave plantation in 1976 never to return. The highlight of my Armstrong experience was being rejected as an applicant to God's Ambassador College in 1973. I wear it like a badge of honor, going on to receiving a B.S. in Finance and a M.B.A. from worldly Universities. I worked in a Fortune 100 company for many years thankful that I was rejected from God's Ambassador College where as one church girl once responded to me after I had told her that I had been rejected, "that's where the best guys are!" I laughed at that remark often through the many years.
Richard
P.S. The worldly Universities are still in existence today as they have both been for over 100+ years. But where is God's College today?
UCG is using this nerdy, trendy guy and his puppet to try and draw younger people into the organization. I doubt that it is working...
Many of us in UCG are disturbed by this "nerdy" guy and equally disturbed that the UCG is promoting this garbage.
A problem is that the UCG has been giving Jelly Viagra based on bad scripture interpretation.
Jelly has now knocked up several key UCG minister's wives. Even Cowboy Joe's wife's "love bump" is in the mix!
If the leadership of the UCG thinks that awful videos like these will attract young people into there church or keep the youth from leaving they are literally INSANE. Quotes you will never hear---
"Dad I was thinking about leaving but after I viewed this Jelly video I am inspired to stay." or----
"I was searching the web for a church to attend that was relevant to my life then one day out of the blue, (no pun intended) I stumbled across this Jelly character.
Now it all makes sense. This is the church I was looking for."
What planet are the leaders of the UCG on. Pluto? Oh no that wouldn't be it. Pluto is a Mickey Mouse planet. LOL.
The people that made this video need to see a shrink. They have serious problems.
I thought it was a christmas special.
Anyone here know how I can hook up with Jelly?
Why can't Living come up with their own creepy puppet called "Peanut Butter"?
Maybe Jesus will resurrect Howard Cosell to call the fight between Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Heck, the ref can even be a chocolaty malm-amar cookie.
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