According to Prophet Bob Thiel, the East coast was punished by snow this past weekend because Vice President Joe Biden made some remarks that were gay friendly while in Europe. As a result Kentucky was severely punished with beauty and charm.
Meanwhile in California, all those gays caused record amounts of snow to fall in the Sierra's that will greatly benefit the state later this spring and summer.
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Does Bob Thiel not recognize how incredibly stupid he sounds when he says stuff like this? I guess being double blessed and able to have dreams makes one impervious to stupidity, at least in his own eyes.
Which is worse, gays or false prophets?
At least with the gays, God makes it rain on the just and on the unjust.
With false prophets... well, God doesn't even honor them with fulfilled prophecies -- and He demands the death penalty.
It isn't clear that embedded false prophets can ever repent, so does that mean they have committed the unpardonable sin?
This is what happens when a "prophet" has had an outspoken homophobe as his mentor!
But, on the brighter side, maybe some gay tours to the Arctic Circle could help solve the global warming problem. Folks who promote commerce and tours are already ecstatic about the new economics in the shipping industry now that direct shipping lanes through the Arctic Ocean are possible. It means that ocean going vessels can also take polar routes, much as planes have been doing for decades.
BB
Dear Mr. Jesus, Mr. Holy Spirit, and Mr. Yhvh,
Please wag your holy noodles and make more gay sex happen in areas where drought is.
Thanks in advance. Amen.
Love,
Pope Francis
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