Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Satan Attacks Feast Sites With Chemtrails


Where would the Church of God be without a good conspiracy theory or urban legend to make its members paranoid?

Chemtrails are the new way for Satan to lead people astray.  Who knew!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the love of Yahshua! I'm so damn sick of hearing about those frigin' chemtrails! A "Christian" friend is so hung-up on that and other conspiracy theories he makes it difficult to have a meaningful conversation.

Anonymous said...

If HWA had been creamated, the Kitchens would probably be partying with Keith Richards and snorting the ashes.

Allen Dexter said...

People can see all kinds of sinister things in perfectly normal things. On cold mornings, you can see lots of "chem trails" coming from exhaust pipes. Just watch some time. it's cold up there and jets spew a lot of water laden exhaust.

Unknown said...

Im glad they are spraying! My ant and mosquito problems are a lot more manageable now! THANKS NWO!

Anonymous said...

Are these people still waiting on their Germans?

Anonymous said...

Some conspiracy theories are nonsense, some are true. With all the lies and propaganda in the media, people have turned to a variety of alternative sources, some better, some worse, and some just as mixed up as the rest of you.

RSK said...

Chemtrails are so 90s.

"1-EX- sheeple" said...

Q: what in the world are these people on?? Snorting...sniffing...glue maybe?? Absolutely
off the wall...just gotta shake my head at all this crap...unbelieveable...reminds me of that old saw(?)...guy when offered a toy train thought it was a brain and said no thanks, I've got one already...I think that's how it went...or is it vise.versa? getting too old for all this crap anyway. :-I

mortisrigori said...

You did not hear this from me, and I will deny saying this if you turn me in. The chemtrails are relatively harmless to us humans, but deadly to the aliens! Now go about your day as if you were never told this, and tell no one where you found this out.

R.L. said...

I know one UCG Pastor who's been receiving several questions about the "flat earth" craze - apparently from members.

Retired Prof said...

Don't be too quick to pooh-pooh the warnings about chemtrails. The visible parts of those ominous streaks in the sky consist largely of dihydrogen monoxide, also known as hydroxic acid. If you breath in even a relatively small quantity of it in concentrated form, you can suffocate and die within minutes. The substance accelerates corrosion of iron and many other metals, and it is a factor in the decay of both plant and animal products. It is the major component of acid rain, and was notoriously piped to a significant portion of households in Detroit.

Kevin McMillen said...

""" If you breath in even a relatively small quantity of it in concentrated form, you can suffocate and die within minutes. """

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Sounds a lot like water to me. šŸ˜‰