Friday, May 20, 2022

Dave Pack: God is going to PLUMP UP and DEAD BANG a new moon on May 30th!!!!!!!!!!!

 


Every day that goes by Dave Pack gets crazier! How can his followers sit there and listing to this crap? 

Is Dave's god getting ready to reset the universe?

From an RCG source:

"Mr Schleifer loves to study Physics & Astronomy...

He's the one that mentioned to me and to certain others, that the ONLY way God could reset the universe, is if He did at the end of a month.

You create a series of problems with... Hahaha I could say this euh euh, kind of pun intended you create an ASTRONOMICAL problem with Astronomy - it's a HUUUUUUUUUGE problem with the laws of physics.

They do NOT ALLOW God if He, if He, if He wants to reset the universe once, He can ONLY do it BANG at the end of a moon = BANG - GOT IT? Gotta do it then!

He cannot - he CANNOT reset it inside a month without having, cause you gotta compensate for a moon that is moving more euh, more euuuuuuhhh, faster now - and He wants to make it a little slower, even though He's gonna speed up the earth around the sun, He's gonna slow down the moon around the earth.

So it's a tremendous physics problem...

...There comes this new Moon that Asaph talked about, and God just PLUMPS it and makes it FULL.

And He's gotta do that DEAD BANG on Monday night, May 30th."


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

With each passing day the insanity and madness flowing from "The Compound" in Wadsworth Ohio intensifies. These people should be on powerful medication.

Anonymous said...

Gob smacked. Even for him.

DW said...

What on earth is he talking about? Someone's meds need adjusting. Is there something in the Wadsworth water supply or is Dave's insanity contagious?

Anonymous said...

"......and listing to this crap?
++++++
I love it! They are listing....way off center. It's oblivious, uh, obvious.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

I don’t understand this post at all. But then, I don’t understand Dave Pack at all either.

Anonymous said...

Makes perfect sense to me

"Warm" regards
David Koresh

Anonymous said...

Why how quaint! Just like his "choof boops" RCG members experience when passing through semis that should have killed them! Wonder if those words come from the one true language that's going to be restored in the MM Millennium!

Anonymous said...

I couldn't sleep last night wondering who is going to take care of the horses and tulips once Dave is put in the happy farm.

Tonto said...

IM sure that if the New Moon , suddenly became a FULL MOON, that Dave WOLFPACK will be out there howling at it!

Phinnpoy said...

Actually, that full moon Pack wants on the 30th will be a full of it moon!

WHAT ABOUT THE TRUTH said...

So, God has sent to us in the last days, Elijah That Prophet David Pack and "astro physicist" Bradford Shliefer during a time of worldwide record inflation to announce that in 10 days the moon itself is going to as well experience record inflation.

Intertwined in this announcement is the fact that God is constrained to having to perform this act because he ..... has no other options.

Speculative exuberance and God be damned is Dave Pack's crowning 7 year achievement - an album that apparently is a must hear and experience for 3000 ears.

Hopefully God can save the moon from Dave Pack and hopefully God can save himself from Dave Pack.

Stevereno said...

This must be physics that was taught at Ambassador College

Anonymous said...

What the hell does this even mean? Pack has lost his mind over this stuff.

Phinnpoy said...

Now lets all sing, " When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"

Anonymous said...

How about this one, blood moon eclipse happens May 15th 2022. Boom! the monkey pox outbreak begins. May 22nd to 28th votes will be taken by the W.H.O.to usurp the sovereignty of 194 countries in case of a novel pandemic occurrence. A new moon occurs on May 30, I wonder what monkey business could happen? June 5th the next weekend is Pentecost, another full moon. It seems like anybody can just monkey around with prophecy if they have an imagination!

Phinnpoy said...

I see a bad moon risin', I see that Pack is off his nut!

Anonymous said...

The endless carrot infront of the donkey. Christ is coming next week, or similar.