Dave Pack Tells Another Whopper: Christ Returns Tomorrow (May 8, 2024)

Calendar Corruption

David C. Pack goes out of his way to prove nobody should pay attention to anything he says. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God just cannot figure out when Jesus Christ will return. Boy, that is a burr in his saddle.

Whether David False Passover is Elijah or not Elijah, whether he is prophesying or teaching, legitimacy has been eluding him since his first prophetic debacle on Elul 24 in 2013.

Even a dog is capable of learning. But not David C. Pack.

There is no proof, metric, math, or list he can conjure that is powerful enough to transform him into a truth-teller. He has single-handedly twisted the members of The Restored Church of God from faithful followers of Jesus Christ into weary “my Lord delays His coming” calendar counters.

The Sabbath, Holy Days, New Moons, and man’s holidays have all fallen victim to David C. Pack’s calendar corruption. The Kingdom of God will arrive on the first of XYZ month because it is impossible for it to be any other day except when the fifteenth reveals itself to be even more perfect.

A former minister once joked that exrcg.org should create a “David C. Pack Calendar of Failures” where the days of the year are marked with all the dates the world’s most incompetent prophecy theorist proclaimed under God’s authority this, that, and the other was “gonna happen.”

Even I do not have that kind of time.

Dave’s Imaginary Kingdom
Will NOT Arrive Iyar 1
Beginning on May 8, 2024,
at 12:30 PM ET or 7:59 PM ET

For the new folks: Hebrew dates do not make for clean headlines. The Hebrew day begins at sunset the night before. Sunset in Jerusalem, Israel, happens at 12:30 PM ET on May 8. Sunset in Wadsworth, Ohio, is at 7:59 PM ET on May 8. Iyar 1 ends at sunset on May 9. Whew.

The still yet-foolish in RCG who actually think David C. Pack has any authority to utter a peep to another human being will keep their eyes on sunset Jerusalem time, but then shift to sunset Wadsworth time, but then shift to sunset in Fiji. Just about then, all day Thursday will start looking like it.

No doubt, Jaco Viljoen already has a draft of his "We have more time, and Mr. Pack has discovered some incredible things," email ready to go. He may even hit send tonight.

 

Though David C. Pack has not been kind to the calendar, the calendar has not been kind to David C. Pack. Neither have his own words.

Part 507 – April 16, 2024
@ 04:34 So, keep watching. We’re right on time.

@ 04:51 But here we are. And all those verses that God has laid out are coming to bear.

That was three weeks ago. Nothing came to bear. Nothing.

@ 06:26 I absolutely believe we’re right on time.

@ 06:38 But perhaps the greatest proof that God starts the Seven Years at Passover comes now.

Ouch. Dave was so sure things would happen on Passover. Right after being so sure things would happen on Abib 1.

@ 06:48 The subject of the 2,520 days returned with the same discomfort as did, “Do we really have Abib 1 right?” And I was uncomfortable, and I explained to you a week ago.

@ 07:39 WE raced through some of these verses too fast. Sort of like assuming Abib 1 too fast and I wanna revisit them and show you what I’ve learned.

@ 07:05 Was I thorough enough? This time, WE can be more careful than when I rushed thorough not having learned additional things as I have now. So, I believe it was God’s purpose. I don’t get sick very often. I’m very grateful for that but I actually came to believe I was learning so many fascinating things. It was good that I did.

David C. Pack does not just get sick like ordinary human beings due to poor hygiene habits, personal weakness, consequences for physical sin, or time and chance…no, when David C. Pack gets sick, it fulfills God's purpose.

I am not sure how "good" that was for him. During his fever dreams, he shifted from Abib 1 to Passover, which did not last very long despite the assurances tied tightly to an idea of 2,520 days.

Part 508 – April 17, 2024
@ 10:28 But it shows again how things are just all clearing up. Now, that wuh-it was a long, tedious pursuit or journey or search [chuckles] process to get to a correct understanding of the 2,520.

A correct understanding which has since been changed.

@ 11:33 I don’t know how that could be or they're not true in any way that we can understand. If God can take the 2,520 and dock it further, and we shoot past Passover, then He's done something we can't we can't understand. We can't know.

He has said it. He does not understand the Scriptures nor the ways of God.

@ 1:29:00 Yer gonna yer gonna ask me to give me give you a final position on this. And brethren, I can’t. I can’t.

@ 1:29:33 My guts tell me we don't get to Monday without something big happening, and the only thing I can find would be Three Shepherds. And if that happens, there’s only one guy who ever said that was gonna happen and thousands and thousands in the Splinters heard it and it wuh–it didn’t happen, you know, eleven years ago. But it has to happen or the Bible lies about that. You know, I use that term. It’s gotta happen in the only month we can now fit it. There is no one-month Kingdom there. We know all that.

@ 1:30:10 So, we’ll just have to see what God intends to do.

God intended to not back David C. Pack up with anything he preaches. This has been consistent. This will forever be the case. Despite David C. Pack corrupting the calendar, the calendar is not kind to him.

 

As the calendar crept on, more clarifying had to naturally occur.

Part 509 – April 20, 2024
@ 00:12 I know you're wondering, “Well, Mr. Pack, how do we have time for another message?” Well, I’ll explain that. Fascinating. Fascinating message today.

After Abib 1 raised its hand and said, “Not it.” Passover followed suit, “Not it.”

Hey, Hebrew month of Iyar…we’re looking at you.

@ 14:40 Okay. Discomfort and great suspicion returned about something. And I want to explain it. Now, we’re right on track. We understand the year we’re in. We need seven years to get to 2031…

@ 15:07 Could we get past Abib 15?

With David C. Pack, there is always plenty of blame to spread around.

@ 20:29 Jews never get anything right, and that's what God just said. But they would understand the mystery of when God was gonna build His Kingdom? If you just took that, you'd say, “There’s no way it’s Passover.” And it certainly wasn’t Abib 1. We got that much right.

David C. Pack’s brain does not allow him to accept defeat and failure. Each defeat and each failure is actually a victory and a success because there is always a way to be right despite being spectacularly wrong.

@ 26:32 Then, you’re left with, “Wait a minute.” The first chance this could possibly begin is Iyar 1.

Notice how the Holy Spirit moves men via suspicion and how often Dave refers to that as some kind of proof of godly guidance.

@ 26:51 The more I stared at 84 months the more suspicious I became of any Passover date.

@ 27:15 I mean, I was so suspicious of Abib 1, but I ran into some problems with Abib 1, but in principle, are we learning that Abib 1 was right? Except, like the prophets and the apostles. We just didn’t have the right New Moon?

A new truth The Restored Church of God accepts is that preaching heresy while fraudulently claiming God's authority and speaking in His name can be right…in principle. That idea is so good Dave had to use it again.

@ 1:24:32 So, the prophets, apostles, and Paul were right. The Kingdom does comes on the New Moon. We can know which one. And Abib 1 for was for a long time right in principle. It’s a New Moon. But just the wrong one.

With that same logic, the false prophets in the Bible were actually right…in principle. They proclaimed a god, just the wrong one. Paul warned of false teachers proclaiming a false Jesus and a false gospel, but even they are right…in principle. The just taught the wrong ones.

David C. Pack is a hypocritical blaspheming liar. He perverts the Scriptures just as he corrupts the calendar. No date he sets will ever be correct because the Holy Spirit does not move him to preach any of this.

The Kingdom of God will not arrive on May 8 or 9, proving who David C. Pack is for the 80^th time since spring 2022.

 

@ 33:33 The idea of Iyar 1, or we could say, “Are you sure it’s Iyar 1?”

@ 37:27 Based on what we know, it’s impossible, it’s impossible for the Father to come before Iyar 1. That’s May 8^th. It’s impossible. Or you just you just train wrecked eternity. We could say thousands [chuckles] thousands of generation. You cannot have the Father here until Iyar 1. May 8^th. Something just under, you know, eighteen days away. I could stop and say, “Wow in a way the this becoming easy, easy to grasp.”

Nobody should declare something easy and keep getting it wrong.

@ 46:56 Iyar 1’s a Wednesday. So, it fits perfectly. Forever.

@ 55:39 Apparently, He said you do it on Iyar 1. Not Abib 1. Iyar 1. What a shadow foreshadowing that is. Now, you know, the the disciples and the prophets never connected this. I don’t know why. It wasn’t given to them. They didn’t see. They didn’t get suspicious of Iyar.

So, those disciples were not as suspicious as David C. Pack is. No wonder they were off by 2,000 years.

@ 1:25:14 I’m tremendously suspicious of something I cannot fully prove in regard to the rest of Abib. Stay hyper-alert. I don’t think it’s gonna play out the way you think it is.

It has and will continue to TOTALLY play out the way we think it is.

Enter the money angle in 3…2…1…

@ 1:26:55 In the meantime, be faithful and carry out the whole will of God. Now you hafta prepare two Holy Day offerings. Please be generous. I usually don’t talk about them. Well, for so long, I've thought we were on the on the naked edge of where we were we were out of time.

If the Kingdom of God allegedly arrives on May 8, why ask brethren to be generous with the pretty please? RCG was in a “powerful financial position” last we heard Dave crow. Who else thinks his “faith” is waning?

Enter the wiggle room in 3…2…1…

@ 1:27:12 But, you know, put your whole heart into it. “Mr. Pack, are you absolutely sure of Iyar?” If not Iyar, I’d wait New Moon to New Moon, hoping the disciples were right and Christ just didn't tell 'em they were right because they’re off by two thousand years. So, [chuckles] would I would I would I wait longer this year? I would. I think any idea that we would get to Sivan 1 is so far beyond highly dubious because of things I do know even though I can’t put ‘em all together. But a a final truly great proof, truly great proof of Iyar of Iyar, comes next week sometime, and you'll love it.

 

Part 510 – April 27, 2024
@ 15:05 Then I decided, just for my own purpose, I'm gonna write down all the things that point to Iyar 1…

@ 15:17 We're waiting for seven years to start in spring on a New Moon on a, call it a a Spring New Moon. That's what we're waiting for. Those things are inarguable. And there's one coming up in about, you know, under under 11 days. So I, okay. Could it slide to, could it slide to I'm 1000% sure, and you should be 1000% sure of two kingdoms starting at a New Moon. Or months remain months forever.

Dave's final truly great proof, truly great proof one week later, feels less like definitive support and more like an embarrassment escape hatch.

@ 15:50 Am I as sure that it's Iyar 1? Almost. After putting together all of the things that you heard and many others I learned in the week since I spoke about this, I'd say almost. I gave you a few thoughts per why it could go one more month. I don't really believe that. I didn't a week ago and less today, but it's not impossible. It's not impossible.

An email notification from CAD in the coming hours will declare Dave actually does believe that. Iyar 15 will start looking pretty good, but not as hot as Sivan 1. In The Restored Church of God, things are always much more confident the further away they are.

David C. Pack’s calendar corruption can be wrong about the date for the return of Jesus Christ, but right in principle.

 

Dave’s dates are constantly moving, constantly shifting, and constantly changing. It was the translators’ fault. It was the fault of the Jewish scholars. WE read too fast and there was just not enough time to be accurate.

Part 509 – April 20, 2024
@ 42:40 But, you want the truth. My job is to tell the truth. And I and I’m just gonna tell you, you know enough now if I stop there’s no possible way every iteration of God’s Kingdom doesn’t come on a New Moon. So, God shifts the Passover to what looks like Iyar 1. You should be— ‘cause the Series is ending. I mean, the Mystery of God’s coming to an end.

The “Greatest Unending Story!” is not ending. Dave’s Mystery of God is not coming to an end. If history teaches us anything, it is that.

For anyone who wants the truth, avoid David C. Pack and The Restored Church of God. Jesus Christ will not return on any day designated by David C. Pack’s suspicion. He corrupts the calendar just as he corrupts the Bible.

Those inside that spiritually bankrupt organization managed by cowardly hirelings are warned to flee by the book they proclaim to believe. Those outside that biblically fraudulent cesspool should heed the warnings.

Iyar 1 will come and go with only a tidal wave of excuses in its wake. Nothing will happen at sunset on May 8, 2024. Nothing will happen all day on May 9, 2024.

Mark your calendar.

Marc Cebrian

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