UCG on Turkey Bacon Or "Ignore the dork and eat pork"

The Facebook page that has this on it is descibes this guy perfectly:

This dork goes to UCG, my parents church. Try not to be too embarrassed for him.

Team Ephraim Whips Manasseh's Ass!

Oh those fun loving folk at the Philadelphia Church of God compound! I feel so left out not be able to witness these miraculous events.

A new soccer "Cup" was formed in Edmond to be a feminine counterpart to the masculine and manly Joseph Cup.  The new feminized soccer "Cup" is called the Asenath Cup.

The contest is named after the mother of biblical brothers Ephraim and Manasseh and serves as a feminine counterpart to the Joseph Cup.

Then one of God's greatest MEN segregated the women according to nationality.

Team Ephraim consisted of students and members from Britain and its Commonwealth nations, including Australia, New Zealand, Canada and South Africa. Two American wives of local Ephraimite members also laced up for the foreign side. Women from seven American states played for Manasseh.

British Israelism crap involved in a soccer game.  Only in Armstrongism!

Just as the United States is now suffering from corrupt government, team Manasseh had a hard day too.

The remainder of the half contained more of the same for the Manassites, who just couldn’t convert on ambitious shot attempts and dangerous crosses. The crowd groaned in agony several times as chance after chance came up empty.

What did it feel like to whip Manasseh's ass?

“I’m elated,” Haddad said. “It’s great. I waited three years for this moment.”

UCG Has No Ethical Issues To Report......................

UCG has no ethical issues to report, according to its latest COE meeting.  The questions that need to be asked of these men are:

Where were the ethical standards for these men as they plotted and schemed, while still in the employ of the Worldwide Church of God, to form their new splinter group?

Where were the ethics when most of these men were trumpeting the changes and disfellowshipping people who disagreed with the changes while they pretended to agree with Tkach Sr's changes?

Armstrongism has a distinct reputation of being unethical across the board.  How and why are we expected to believe that the current UCG has no issues with ethical values right now?


There are many more questions that can be asked.  Add them in the comments below

Ethics: Members: Mark Mickelson, Roc Corbett, Carmelo Anastasi, Mario Seiglie (chairman)

Mr. Seiglie reviewed the scope of the Committee’s work, as directed by the Council of Elders. The committee’s work extends to all matters of ethics and ethical conduct within the church organization.

SPECIFIC TASKS

• The Ethics Committee recommends policy that defines conduct standards for all members serving on the Council of Elders of the Church.

• Recommends policies that define standards of conduct for the elders and employees of the Church.

• Monitors and recommends revisions of the policies and procedures concerning ethics and standards of conduct within the Church.

• Oversees and administers, as directed by the Council, policies and procedures dealing with alleged unethical behavior within the Church.

• Develops procedures for dealing with unethical behavior in the Church.

• Recommends and monitors ongoing education programs for the maintaining of ethical standards throughout the Church.

• Other tasks consistent with the scope and responsibilities set out in the overview and as directed by the Council.

Presently, no new tasks have been remanded to the Committee.