Jeff Neil: Another COG Crackpot

Pastor General  
WWCG Preceptor Jeff Neil
 an obvious graduate of the Paul Crouch School of Big Hair

Here is another Church of God crackpot that is just full of pithy sayings and who also thinks he knows when Jesus is returning.  So far all these idiots have had a zero batting average.

Here are a few morsels of wisdom from "the anointed one."

A Church meets in a building to worship God according to their convictions, the beliefs of their specific denomination. Once converted, the ONLY way an individual can "LEAVE his or her Church", would be to cease from adherence to the beliefs of that particular Church or denomination; to cease following the teachings of that particular body of believers. The only way anyone can leave God's Church, is to cease from endeavouring to obey God and foolishly return to a life of sin!
The world is filled with various religious denominations.

In the so called "Christian" religion alone, there exists over 400 different denominations, each preaching different interpretations of the same scriptures. How can all differ and yet all be correct? Either all are wrong or there is only one (teaching, not Corporation) that is right! Christ said that He would build His Church and the gates of hell (the grave), would not prevail against it ... it would not die, but would remain until His return to this earth. Where then, is that one true Church that Christ built, today?

Neil mocks Christianity for having so many different versions, yet he is blind to the fact that Armstrongism has splintered into over 600 different little harlot daughters.

Perhaps he should have written this:  "In the so called "Churches of God" sect alone, there exists over 600 different splinter groups, each preaching different interpretations of the same message of Herbert Armstrong.  How can they all differ and still be correct?  Either all are wrong or one is right. So far the gates of hell have made a mess of the Churches of God. None have prevailed.  All are wishy-washy little sects accomplishing nothing."

Neil then makes the following comment about other COGlets ministers who have made wrong predictions about the return of Jesus.  Then, obviously oblivious to what he had just written, he makes his own prediction.  Can we all say STUPID!

Friends, many have tried to predict the date of the return of Christ. Many of those predictions have already failed, their dates have come and gone and Christ has not returned. 

We will now give you a good idea when Christ will return! The reason we believe our idea is sound is because the Bible tells us the events which will immediately precede Christ's return.

Several months ago, the Jews began constructing their altar. Google it and see. As soon as they commence a seven year covenant to offer animal sacrifices on their altar, we will be encouraged to believe that Christ will return, possibly on the Feast of Trumpets, exactly seven years and 45 days later. Taking the two leap years, 2012 and 2016 into account, plus the 45 extra days for which the Angel said those who wait will be blessed, the return of Christ is therefore not likely to occur before the Feast of Tumpets, September 10th, 2018. In the meatime, let us watch and see if the Jews indeed commence their animal sacrifices between June 28th and July 28th, 2011. Keep being diligent and faithful servants of Christ, watch, and let no man deceive you nor take your crown!

 1971, 1972, 1975, 1980, 1986, 1987, 1996, 2000, 2005, 2008, 2009, 2012, 2017, 2018. When will these fools ever stop?

Neil then goes on to link to the "World Web Church of God" with a heavily edited article by HWA entitled, "2025 In Prophecy" as proof of his teachings. I'm sorry, but I cannot stop laughing at such an stupid name for a COG.  Do any of these little men ever have an original thought in their pea brains?  Can they never come up with anything original without having to use some derivation of WWCG, WCG, COG, PT, Good News, AC, etc?

Neil also recommends  Joel Osteen as a great prophetic preacher.  Say what?????????  What has Armstrongism come to that it is now recommending Joel? Something is just not right with this picture.

This man is perhaps the best preacher on earth today! He may not yet know what we believe to be the true Gospel of the Kingdom of God and the ultimate destiny of man, but if he does get to know, believe and teach it in this age, he will shake the world! Here is Joel Osteen

Neil is also a believer in giants walking among mankind:

The Biblical book of Genesis Ch. 6 verse 4 records: "There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown." The skeletons of many giants have been discovered over the years, ranging in size from 8.5 feet to 36 feet tall!

Of course the site he links to is just another one all about conspiracies to cover it all up. Those pesky Son's of God who came to earth to fornicate with women. Such a bad lot!

Proof of giants' existence - their skeletal remains - has been quickly secreted away in obscure museums, when not destroyed. Additionally, time has cloaked and sugar-coated these creatures' true perverse nature, the majority too vile, too demonic for bedtime stories. However, history is replete with their tales of unimaginable cruelty, sexual perversity, cannibalism and pagan rituals. This is only the beginning. Some things are best forgotten. . . or are they?  Genesis 6 Giants

Finally, for all of you out there that think you are one of the Two Witnesses, Neil wants you to know he is eager to help you.  Here's a chance to add  some money to your pocket!

Finally, the book of Revelation indicates that in the final few years before the Messiah's return to establish God's Kingdom on this earth, God will empower and send Two Witnesses to give the world a final, powerful warning.(Rev. 11:3). This is not just some metaphorical scripture, it is an event that is really going to occur. Needless to say, the Worldwide Web Church of God would be happy to do anything we can to support and assist God's two end time witnesses in their Work. If you already KNOW that you are one of God's two witnesses, or if you come to really KNOW who they are, please email us and let us know if there is any way that we may be of assistance.