Our favorite crackpot Church of God prophet is back trying to whip up a frenzy about Alaska and Russia. This time the Great Bwana outpaces any of the idiocy he has said in the past and jumps to an outlandish conclusion.
Apparently when God preordained the Great Bwana Bob to be the end-time Church of God leader, Satan in all of his craftiness and wickedry must have jiggled the spoon when God was pouring common sense into the little brain that would end up being Bob.
Russia has been running off at the mouth lately in another chest-thumping boast that they want Alaska back, even though they sold it to the United States on March 30, 1867, for $7.2 million dollars.
The littlest prophet ever to bumble around in the Church of God had this to say:
The idea that Russia will regain Alaska is probably highly likely.
Since 2009, I have reported that Russia wants Alaska back and that I believe it will end up with at least part of it, and perhaps also parts of Canada.
Furthermore, I have also long warned that there are costs and “unintended consequences” for USA sanctions against Russia.
The foolish prophet continues on with this:
Although Russia does not know how it will happen, I think I do. It is certainly possible that if Russia makes a deal with the rising European Beast power that it may end up with Alaska.
Consider the following prophecy:
39 Thus he shall act against the strongest fortresses with a foreign god, which he shall acknowledge, and advance its glory; and he shall cause them to rule over many, and divide the land for gain (Daniel 11:39).
The “he” is the European King of the North (cf. Daniel 11:40). The strongest fortresses in the 21st century belong to the USA, and to a lessor degree its British-descended allies.
Since Bible prophecy points to Anglo-lands being divided in various scriptures Russia may well end up with some of all of Alaska and maybe even parts of Canada.
Despite what many think, Germany and Russia will one day make a deal.
He also says this:
As regular readers of this COGwriter Church of God News page are aware, I have long expected that Russia would make a deal with the Europeans.
Russia and Europe will make some type of a deal that will not work out well for the USA or the UK.
Bob has been a liar from the very first day he started his little cult and no one should be paying this fraud any credibility.
Knowing the kind of people who live in Alaska and how well armed they are, if Russia ever tried to pull such a stunt there would be real-life "Red Dawn" happening with Alaska and Canadians making minced meat of the Russians. Besides, now that Russia has depleted its military resources and slaughtered over 199,000 of its own men in the failed conquest of Ukraine, Russia is in no position to try and take Alaska.
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The losses claimed by each side is radically different from what the other side says. It all depends on who you get your information from. This is just unbalanced reporting. I think the public deserves better than that.
The great thing about being a prophet is that you can say anything and never get held accountable.
Russia actually had settlements in California at one point, from 1799 tp 1841 and an installation known as Fort Ross, near the San Francisco Bay area.
The way things are going these days, I think we should cede California back to the Russians!
Tonto said...
Russia actually had settlements in California at one point, from 1799 tp 1841 and an installation known as Fort Ross, near the San Francisco Bay area.
The way things are going these days, I think we should cede California back to the Russians!
Native Americans actually had settlements in Montana at one point from eternity past to the 1840s. The way it's going, I'd rather see Montana returned to the Native Americans
Tonto said...
Russia actually had settlements in California at one point, from 1799 tp 1841 and an installation known as Fort Ross, near the San Francisco Bay area.
The way things are going these days, I think we should cede California back to the Russians!
The Russians would be fools to take it!
Anything is possible, but, I thank Bob Thiel for protecting Alaska. Now that he's made his prophecy, we know that it will fail, because nothing that any of the Armstrongite ministers tell us is going to come to pass ever does. The one factor which gave me pause prior to posting this comment is that since Bob is only a fake Armstrongite minister, it's possible that he might actually have better odds than the real ones. But still, he is just imitating the ones who seem to be more official, using the same play book. So, no worries.
Anonymous at 11:22 PM said...“Anything is possible, but, I thank Bob Thiel for protecting Alaska. Now that he's made his prophecy, we know that it will fail, because nothing that any of the Armstrongite ministers tell us is going to come to pass ever does.”
There is a clear pattern.
2016
Alton B. “Don” Billingsley said that God had revealed to him that Hillary Clinton was going to win the 2016 presidential election. So, of course, Donald Trump won. Admitting that he was simply wrong was not an option for an old fool like Alton. So, Alton Bullshitty made up some more wrong guesses about Trump rebuilding the Temple in Jerusalem before being assassinated or somehow removed from office so that Hillary could still get in.
The false prophet wannabe Bob Thiel also helped Donald Trump by writing a book about Hillary Clinton, the press's favorite for 2016.
2020
Gerald Flurry said that Donald Trump would win the 2020 presidential election and kick the PCG out of the country. This totally ruined everything and explains how Joe Biden was able to get into the White House. Satan's false prophet Gerald Flurry made it virtually impossible for Trump to win in 2020, or for him to kick the PCG cult out of the country. Bummer. These “reverse prophecies” by the false prophets can be very powerful.
An arrogant lawyer like Norbert Link stating emphatically that Donald Trump would win in 2020 just helped to seal poor young Trump's fate and get old Joe Biden in.
For goodness sake, Bob. Show me ONE genuine Biblical prophet who used as many qualifiers as you do, you fake prophet. Possibly, perhaps, maybe ??? Clearly your god is not sure what he wants to do. If I recall correctly, you even said that RCM told you, "God MAY consider you a prophet". What god do you claim to serve? My God never hedges His prophecies. He never told Ezekiel or Isaiah to stick a possibly in there. If a prophecy was qualified, in any way, such as Jonah, even that was clearly stated from the outset. Those examples are very rare.
You are such a wimp, you cannot even fake it well.
The European power in fact has plans to eliminate Russia. Not just yet. They can recognize a problem same as we can. Elsewhere there are predictions of a bad world war in 2027. The Day Of The Lord.
The US has secret technology that can wipe out Russia's weaponry in one day.
It's tricky recognizing factions and alliances.
Will Europe suddenly accept Ukraine into NATO this year and stymie Russia?
Perhaps possibly that might be my prophecy. If nothing happens my prophecy will stand undisputed.
Even though Armstrongism is totally bogus, life has become very precarious in the post truth era, an era in which only agendas matter, and all of us are expected to just sign right up and declare which side we're really on. I miss the old days when level headed people navigated their way around and through the various sides to live normal lives. Too many talking heads. So many scenarios. As if it was not already challenging just living life without everyone attempting to leverage us. "They" simply won't allow us to be normal and to live in the middle.
A pox on all of the houses of those attempting to control us by keeping us on edge!
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“Now that he's made his prophecy, we know that it will fail, because nothing that any of the Armstrongite ministers tell us is going to come to pass ever does.”
Um…IIRC didn’t HWA predict for decades that East and West Germany would reunite and they did in 1990? And didn’t he predict the UK would leave the EU too, which happened in 2020? I’m definitely not saying HWA was a prophet because he got 2 lucky guesses correct or had a 2/200 or 0.01% success rate since I view him like so many ex-Armstrongists do now ie a false prophet. But, no one really knows what’s going to happen to the US when its end comes be it at the hands of a foreign power like a “German-led United States of Europe” HWA predicted for decades would or maybe via a war with Communist China over Taiwan or with Russia over Ukraine and/or perhaps a nuclear strike or other terrorist act by these countries or NK or Iran etc. Or maybe even a complete financial collapse in the US that will then lead to the EU stepping up to take her place leaving America to be “fed to the dogs?” Only God knows, and like John always signs off “Only time will tell…”
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