The Church of God, Armstrongist dispensation, does not realize how blessed they all are to have in their midst the greatest prophet the church has ever seen in the history of humanity. Never has the church had a more intellectually and spiritually blessed prophet walking among them than we do today in 2024 with our Great Bwana to Africa and the occasional 100 Caucasians.
God, Jesus, and that mischievous and unpredictable Holy Spirit knew what they were doing when they planned the arrival of the Great Bwana to thrust himself upon us in 2012 as the new revelator to restore the church to the faith once delivered.
Ever since then, we have received an astounding array of knowledge that was previously hidden from the world until the words came forth from the holy lips of our Great Bwana.
On Friday, May 18, The Great One revealed to us previously hidden knowledge in his article, Nanobots, 666, and eternal life?.
Like any good conspiratorial Church of God prophet, The Great Bwana To Africa sets about to instill fear about nanobots. But, since everything he posts has to always mention himself, he says this:
Let me add that back in 1966, my parents took me the the drive-in theater to watch a movie titled Fantastic Voyage where people were somehow shrunk to go into a microscopic submarine to remove a clot in someone’s brain.
While people cannot be shrunk like that, here is some general information from Wikipedia on the nanorobotics:
Nanoid robotics, or for short, nanorobotics or nanobotics, is an emerging technology field creating machines or robots, which are called nanorobots or simply nanobots, whose components are at or near the scale of a nanometer (10−9meters).[1][2][3] More specifically, nanorobotics (as opposed to microrobotics) refers to the nanotechnology engineering discipline of designing and building nanorobots with devices ranging in size from 0.1 to 10 micrometres and constructed of nanoscale or molecular components.[4][5] The terms nanobot, nanoid, nanite, nanomachine and nanomite have also been used to describe such devices currently under research and development.[6][7]Nanomachines are largely in the research and developmentphase,[8] but some primitive molecular machines and nanomotors have been tested. (Nanorobotics. Wikipedia, accessed 05/17/24)
Whew! I am glad he cleared that up! Here all along I thought humans could shrink down to remove clots from brains! Satan surely is a wiley dude! So deceptive!
The Great Bwana Bob goes on to quote the favorite doomsday evangelical Michael T Snyder, whom the conspiratorial-laden Church of God considers a modern-day truth sayer, even though he is a so-called Christian. It's funny how Armstrongists always make exceptions to their rules when someone they find in the world fits their narrative, but that's another topic altogether.
The Great Bwana Bob Mzungu wet his holistic knickers when he found Michael T Snyder had posted this headline: We Are Being Warned That Nanobots Will Be Flowing Through Our Bodies “By 2030” And Will Be Used To Connect Our Brains To The Internet
Once thousands of nanobots are zipping around inside your body, will you still be in control of your mind, will and emotions or will the nanobots be running the show? According to Google, a nanobot is “a hypothetical, very small, self-propelled machine, especially one that has some degree of autonomy and can reproduce”. Scientists here in the United States have been working on nanobots that can travel through our bodies at astonishing speeds, deliver medicines to targeted locations, and even enter our brain cells. Eventually, researchers hope to use nanobots to connect our brains directly to the Internet. …
Being God's most important prophet ever, The Great Bwana's brain immediately sprung into action and came up with this conspiratorial scenario, as only an Armstrongist could:
Being connected to the internet that way would pose many risks. The “by 2030” comment is interesting as a totalitarian system is likely to be in place then.
The Bible warns that a totalitarian system will be put in place:
15 He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed. 16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666. (Revelation 13:15-18)
When Jesus had the Apostle John pen this 1900+ years ago, there was no way to monitor most buying and selling. With computer software, including AI, much is already being done, and more will be done. Perhaps nanobots will be a mark of the beast.
We will see.
The good ol'mark-of-the-beast! What would the Church of God do without it?
The Great Bwana, the all-knowing one, then goes on to talk about how nanobots will not extend human life and help people to live forever. He says:
The belief seems to be that nanobots will one day be able to figure out everything that promotes aging and death in the human body and fix it so one never dies.
An obviously worldly hope.
But, no, nanobots do not hold the key to eternal life.
Jesus does...
Christians have never thought otherwise, but this is a new concept to the conspiratorial Church of God's self-appointed prophets.
The Great Bwana to Africa and his occasional 100 Caucasians then makes this shocking revelation:
Nanobots do not believe in Jesus as Savior nor do they have the ability to keep God’s commandments.
Well, CRAP! How could we have been so deceived all these years?
Nanobots don't keep sabbath?
Nanobots commit adultery and covet other nanobots?
Satan sure is a crafty dude! How could we have all been so easily deceived?
11 comments:
This is just Bob's Little Nanobot Syndrome surfacing. :)
I saw that article and wondered why Bob omitted so much of the source describing actual real-world applications for nanotech instead of Snyders imaginative fantasies. Then I realized that doing so would completely kill the whole intent for Bob's sloppy diarrhea article.
Hilarious!
Bob has to be the biggest idiot the church has produced and that's saying something considering we have Pack and Flurry saying dumb stuff, too.
The Great Bwana to Africa and his occasional 100 Caucasians then makes this shocking revelation Nanobots do not believe in Jesus as Savior nor do they have the ability to keep God’s commandments>>>\
is this meaning those privileged one true church members and not infected by bots can really keep all the commandments? At the utmost level Jesus had elevated them? And how will these true believers not be infected by bots it must be by special angelic protection? I suppose other ''so called'' or ''professing'' Christians (terms loved by the Jehovah Witnesses I have noticed) will finally be sorted out because angels won't protect them?
Guess what, Bob? YOUR OWN DIGESTIVE SYSTEM doesn't keep the Sabbath. Meditate on that for a while!
How many hours a week does Bwana spend on these wild f a ntasies of his?
his comp. keypad doesn't either tap-tap-tap
this must rank as one of the most inventive mark of beast ideas ive read - assuming he insinuates such. Bots controlling minds via internet. Controlling buying and selling. Ive read lots of theories from mobile phones (used in right hand), vaccines, bar codes, credit cards, computer chip implants, religious day service such as nasty Sunday and others (invented by EG White crew) but bots beats them all.
8:01, one of the funniest I ever heard was someone who bought a hairbrush and found 666 stamped in small letters on the handle (a serial, series or model number, not a decoration) and decided that since they brushed their hair while holding the brush in their right hand, these hairbrushes would be the mark of the beast.
Years ago, when I was just getting started, and could only afford old cars, I had an old Chevy that seemed to break down whenever the numbers 666 appeared on the odometer. I'm sure it was just the result of an overactive imagination, but it seemed very real at the time.
BB
How many hours a week does Bwana spend on these wild fantasies of his?
The number isn't important. What matters is that Bob has convinced himself that his playing church is more important than paying attention to the needs of his developmentally disabled son. I suspect that if Bob didn't have his prophet-complex to feed his ego, he would collapse under the weight of his caregiving duties.
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