Saturday, July 19, 2025

Dave Pack Introduces A New Immensely Powerful Pile Of Crap Concerning A New Date


 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like he would learn! More importantly, it looks like his followers would learn!

Anonymous said...

With David Cepack, every day ending in a "Y" is April Fools Day!

Byker Bob said...

This has just set off one of those old-school flash bulbs for me! Through the modern science of Psychiatry, we have become aware of the Rorschach Test, in which a subject's reactions to random ink blots are recorded, and later analyzed.

The Bible is Dave Pack's Rorschach Test!!! He can't help but to see the date of the return of Jesus Christ (and his own personal validation!) amongst any of the ink that he sees in the Bible! It's a compulsion every time he opens the book! It's almost like the old joke about the shrink diagnosing his patient as a sex maniac due to his consistent reaction to the ink blots, and the patient responding with, "But Doctor! You're the one who showed me all those sexy pictures!"

BB