Saturday, September 27, 2025

Crackpot Prophet On Immoral Vain Women With Braided Hair, Who Preach While Wearing Gold, Silver, and Pearls

 

Oh, behold! God's all-time favorite prophet, the ultimate divine spokesperson for the Church of God and all of humanity, has twisted his holistic knickers into a full-on spiritual pretzel over the ladies. Whether it's those scandalous "hoochie mama" cheerleaders shaking their pom-poms at football games or those downright wicked women preachers daring to braid their hair and—gasp!—dangle some jewelry, this guy has the ultimate blueprint on how the fairer sex should behave. Because nothing says "holy wisdom" like micromanaging hairstyles and accessories!

But hey, since women outnumber men in the Church of God like cats outnumber dogs in a meme factory, he'd better zip those lips before he preaches himself into a corner. Naturally, this holy tirade is strictly for Western women—his African flock gets a free pass because, you know, traditions are like passports: they let you skip the judgment line.

And let's not forget the glorious track record of these COG dudes who can't stop yapping about women: turns out, a bunch of them were living their best hypocritical lives, sneaking around on the down low like ninjas in a confessional. 

Hypocrisy level: expert!

1 Timothy 1-2: God Wants All Saved, Be Modest
This is the first part of an expected 3-part series covering each and every verse of the Apostle Paul’s first epistle to Timothy. In this sermon, Dr. Thiel cover the first two chapters of Paul’s letter. Paul reminds Timothy of his own role, warns him not to follow fables, and mentions that the purpose of the commandments is love. Dr. Thiel discusses commandments vs. traditions of men, sin, grace, salvation, idolatry, prophecy, prayer for political leaders, why God only calls some now, the pagan-connections of having Mary as a Mediatrix, modesty, and immoral women. He spends a lot of time reading the Radio Church of God position on whether or not women can braid their hair or wear jewelry. He quotes passages in the Old Testament showing that jewelry, of itself, can be worn. He explains that wearing (or not wearing) things for show is wrong and vanity. Gold, silver, rings, and pearls are discussed. The Apostle Paul’s teaching about women preaching is also discussed.

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