Bravo to the illustrious Kitchen brothers, who've heroically churned out countless websites and Facebook pages over the years, all in the noble quest to "preserve" Herbert Armstrong's timeless wisdom and the oh-so-sacred teachings of the dearly departed Worldwide Church of God. Because nothing says "eternal truth" like a barrage of outdated memes on social media.
And now, in their latest stroke of genius, they've launched a shiny new site dedicated to hoovering up your hard-earned cash (as long as it's solemnly sworn not to touch anything as important as preaching the gospel). Their grand masterplan? After indoctrinating the impressionable youth with tales of the great Herbert Armstrong, they'll all pack their bags for a quick vacay in Jerusalem, then scamper off to Petra to link arms with visionaries like Bob Thiel and Ron Weinland. There, they'll nobly train the next generation of cosmic overlords on how to boss the universe around—with a rod of iron, naturally, because subtlety is for losers. And don't forget, the legendary Aaron Dean will swoop in to resurrect those "lost truths" of the WCG, because who needs progress when you can recycle the past?
So, dear brethren, fling open those wallets and surrender every last penny to this epic "final push"—a spectacle so groundbreaking it'll make Bob Thiel's own final push look like a pathetic whimper in comparison! Aaron Dean was seen shaking his head in approval!
It is clear, spiritually speaking for the Spiritual Temple, the gold and silver are the members of the Church!The command is to bring them for the House of God in JERUSALEM. Gather them together in JERUSALEM. And since we do not need to perform sacrifices any more, Christ dying finally and nailing sacrifices to the cross, we gather to keep the Sabbaths, the Feasts of the Lord!Gold and silver. For what reason? So that the ministry may be RESTORED, so the Temple may be ready and finished for marriage with Jesus Christ.So I have created “The Supportive Services of the Worldwide Church of God” and I am developing a website for it. Ultimately we will gather in Jerusalem.I’m going to personally help with funding this. I hope many of you want to help fund it.I want to introduce the old World Tomorrow programs to this generation, because the gospel has already gone around the world as a witness to all nations. The Worldwide Church of God is a testament to that fact. And when we stand up, and gather together, we are standing up on behalf of Jesus Christ, and God the Father, not in shame, not holding our identity in contempt, but because we trust God and we look to Christ as our deliverer.We haven’t gone away. We faded, while others did as they pleased. God tested our hearts. He is testing our hearts now.What is more important than anything in this world? God’s Church serves as a mother. And many of us have our mother to thank for feeding us spiritually while others have left and vacated.Jesus Christ did not give up on us.The more I study God’s Word, Christ still rules this Church, in spite of the ministry vacating due to tremendous persecution.Now is the time of restoration, of coming back and out away from Babylon. To do the Work of God.Showing up is part of our part. Setting up, is part of our part, and eventually the preacher and ministry will be there. But we cannot forsake our parts!!!! Zerubbabel was no priest, yet he was of that family line. He was used to bring up the support structure, a candlestick.(Zechariah 4) The Temple, the Church(Rev. 1:20).We can support. As Pillars. And accept what God says. We seek not our own will but the will of God. I hope that is true. For me it is.
19 comments:
The Kitchens are flogging a dead horse. The house of Herb imploded because of its minister's imposed street gang morality. There's no putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
These charlatans will only deceive the gullible. HWA was a Freemason, and anything associated with him does not originate from Abba Father but from the adversary.
Weird. Ironically the concept and use of websites are now out of date and passè.
Wouldn't trust Kitchen and his mentor Dean at all.
What a waste of time, energy and money ;
there are so many interesting things in this life to do, no need to bring back old outdated Herbert teachings
How many organizations are going to claim that they are doing the work of God?
What a strange title for this piece. The truth is that it is just as evil for the Kitchens to take money that wasn't "hard earned" as it is for them to take "hard earned" money.
They could create an AI likeness of Herbert to be used on their new web site to spread his propaganda. Nothing would surprise to see a screaming Herbie telling all he was chosen to bring the message - even after death?
"But we cannot forsake our parts!!!!" -- I wonder if all those exclamation marks actually persuade anyone?
What evidence do you have of Armstong being a Freemason? I am not saying you're wrong, but I would like to look into that more.
I'm more concerned with the declining numbers of elephants. There were 10 million of these majestic animals during the 1930s. Numbers are down to 450,000 to 500,000 currently. It's all part of the Holocene extinction, also known as the Anthropocene extinction. Saving the elephants is far more important than preserving the teachings of false prophets and false teachers.
We ought to be good stewards of the planet!
BB
Ironically the concept and use of websites are now out of date and passè.
Ironically, here you are, posting your thoughts on a website.
What, in the hell, are you blathering on about? You must have stayed up all night thinking your comment through. What a strange comment!
Okay splinter groups, time to pack it up and go back home to your mother church. 😁
Save the elephants. Really, they are worth it.
"create an AI likeness of Herbert" -- I bet someone already has.
During the middle of the Jesus movement back in the '80s, it was also a secular trend for sales people to call one on the telephone, both at home, and at the office. The term "telemarketer" came into vogue. Sick of both, I came up a little skit that parodied both.
"Hello!"
"Good Morning sir! Is the owner of your company available?"
"Uh, no. He is currently indisposed!"
"Could you give me his name?"
"Why, yes! That would be the Lord Jesus Christ!"
"Oh, come on! Who runs the place?"
"I told you, the Lord Jesus Christ!"
"But there must be someone I can talk to!"
"You can! But just not by telephone! Have you tried prayer?
Click.
For those who might think that sacrilegious, actually in what I shared with that telemarketer, I was unwittingly 100% truthful with him. My attitude back then may have had a mocking tone, but Jesus does actually own everything!
Why of course. 2026. End of 40 years of wandering in the dead HWA wilderness. End of 6000 years. End of Daniel's 70 weeks.
This is not a website Mr or Mrs Nasty but a blog.
Mother church? Oh you mean join up with Grace Communion ?
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