These infernal minions, apparently with nothing better to do than hunch over their glowing screens in some dimly lit basement lair, have been gleefully sabotaging his websites for months. Yes, months of digital warfare, where they gleefully tamper with code, crash servers, and generally wreak havoc on poor Crackpot Bob's online empire. Because nothing says "Prince of Darkness" like DDoS attacks and broken HTML, right?
And just when you thought the persecution couldn't get any more operatic, Amazon Kindle has now entered the fray like the corporate arm of Beelzebub himself. They've unceremoniously dumped every last one of Crackpot Bob's profound writings from their platform. All those earth-shattering treatises, vanished in a puff of algorithmic smoke! Oh, the humanity! Whatever shall the faithful do now? How will the world possibly survive without instant access to such luminous insights? The apocalypse is surely upon us—stock up on tinfoil, people.
Crackpot Bob himself, ever the stoic martyr in this grand cosmic drama, writes:
Since Amazon Kindle improperly removed all our literature for a false reason, we have been updating our literature as we move it to another platform. So, we are trying to turn this persecuting step into a positive.
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Amazon Kindle improperly removed all our literature for a false reason
Bob has a history of thinking that he is above the rules that apply to everyone else. And Amazon doesn't discriminate against any religion. There are Kindle books by all sorts of strange religions, including some much more wacky, cult, and dangerous than Bobism. I can guarantee you that Amazon properly removed Bob's stuff because he truly couldn't or wouldn't abide by the rules that Amazon applies to everyone else who publishes books in Amazon's Kindle Store.
Fortunately, Bob can still make good use of Amazon as a place to buy his butthurt cream.
satan seems to be stronger than the god that bob worships
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