God's greatest gift to the church (after Bob Thiel, of course) is Samuel Kitchen—the self-appointed restorer of the last true remnant of the Worldwide Church of God, just did a video broadcast straight from what appears to be a red-curtain bacchanal in one of those trailers at Stateline behind the casinos on your way to Vegas (or is that the official “ripped-off photo from Pasadena headquarters from the 1980s?). And what a fashion statement our new fearless end-time watchman was as he heralded in the imminent Beast system! Red shirt to symbolize the scarlet beast and black suspenders to symbolize its two horns.
Yes, brethren. Nothing says “I am the sole authorized spokesman of the New and Improved Worldwide Church of God, holder of the sacred name, collector of tithes, owner of the greatest aggregator of COG literature since Ron Stephens, and sole possessor of the official COG decoder ring for the Bible, quite like dressing like a 1950s short-order cook on Route 66.
In this latest prophetic masterpiece titled “Donald Trump…Future Beast?” (59 whole views and counting!), our suspendered sage continues his noble quest of recycling Herbert W. Armstrong’s greatest hits—British-Israelism, Germany-as-Assyria, place of safety in Petra, the whole dusty catalog—except now he’s improvising. Apparently the classic “man from Germany” Assyrian plot twist is getting a little stale, so why not pivot mid-sentence and declare that the Beast might actually be…Donald Trump?
Half-German, half-whatever, building a great economy, auditing the nation like a cosmic receiver, and preparing to be possessed by Satan for a tidy 3½ years.
Brilliant.
Decades of meticulous Armstrongist charts proving the Beast rises from a United States of Europe just got yeeted into the Iowa cornfields because one man in suspenders had a new revelation while blabbering in front of the beastly red curtain.
The Worldwide Church of God “fell into the hands of apostates,” you see, so only Samuel can now properly warn the world that looking “across the pond” for the Beast is so 1986. Look in the backyard instead! Or the Oval Office! Or wherever the algorithm points next week!
Truly the cutting edge of 21st-century prophecy. Dave Pack, Bob Thiel and Gerald Flurry are shaking in their boots right now.
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Eat ya heart out Bob Thiel. So Trump is the man. Hmmmmmm…….Thought it was Frankie Joey Strauss lol. But he passed from the scene. Damn krauts. This news may make the Democrats a shoe in for the midterms in November. Even MAGA folk will vote blue this election cycle. And Samuel deserves to be on Fox News and CNN and good old auntie BBC. I’m sure Sam won’t be getting any invites to the WH now. Be great entertainment to see Sam and Bobby Thiel debate these heavy issues lol.
Well I can see what Kitchen see's now, he looking at it the way the JWs are looking at it. But then he could flip back to the HWA model. These are the two viewpoints:
https://youtu.be/0LCaNSOM4Jk
Months ago, someone passed through these parts and was trying to make the case for President Trump being the evil King of the North. To the extent that you can always make certain events resemble prophecy if you try hard enough, that guy had made a stronger point than the one Sam is attempting to make.
Donald Trump may have German dna, but the same Germans who are not Assyrians also make our German not Assyrian. Also, the Beast and False Prophet are globalists, and the Donald is most definitely not. The HWAcaca is that the European Beast power will be aligned with the Catholic Church and will enforce Sunday keeping on Sabbatarian Christians. Donald Trump is aligned with the Evangelicals, who believe that the US founding documents provide for freedom of religion.
My observation from the daily news is that the only major religion that is acting up around the globe, and indulging in military activities is Islam. That's a Persian, Arabic, and East Indian phenomenon. The radicals who are guiding it want to establish Sharia law around the globe, and they go to very violent extremes to impose and enforce it. Think Gaza!
The Old Testament is Israel-centric, Sam. Prophecy is written about Israel and the nations surrounding it. Ever think that that's why the radical Muslim Arabs in the news actually resemble Bible end times prophecies and the Germans and Catholic Church do not, no matter how vigorously Armstrongite ministers fan the flames???
BB
Huh? A sermon today was.......watch Germany, Europe - the Beast...
Are there any real congregations of the revamped Worldwide Church of God?
Original Mid 19th Century Adventism has the USA as the Beast Power..
nck
“My observation from the daily news is that the only major religion that is acting up around the globe, and indulging in military activities”......
That’s the major point, basically the dual system of religion along with its military and that’s not happening in Europe as of right now. No matter how bad armstrongites want to stir it up or make it happen. Sam is just looking at the military perhaps, but we do have a pope over here. Not saying, but just making an observation.
So, is Sam simply reverting to "the faith once delivered?"
The CIA was in many ways attempting to impose the American system on our enemies abroad, with high level assassinations, and regime changes. We saw this as liberation, a good thing, but I can also see how holders of the differing geopolitical views of that era could interpret us as being the Beast.
Boy Howdy! The SDAs appear to be almost as treasonous as HWA's radio broadcasts were in the heat of WW-II. Never thought I'd say this, but I wonder if he was actually co-opted by the Feds as a result of his WWII evangelistic activities. Funny thing is, the SDA's are today considered to be part of the Protestant family of Christian churches.
BB
“Forty-five years later the landscape looks less like a single healthy vine and more like a vineyard after a hurricane.”
The so-called Church of God scene now looks like the Enemy broke into the vineyard during the night and sowed hundreds of prickly, noxious WEEDS all over the place.
Nck on Sunday, August 23, 2026 at 7:50:48 AM PDT said ... “Original Mid 19th Century Adventism has the USA as the Beast Power..”
The Seventh Day Adventist church wrongly thinks that the USA is the Beast power. As a result, they tend to be suspicious of President Donald J. Trump, who is always talking about making the USA great again. Some SDAs might even vote for really bad characters instead out of their confused fear of Donald Trump.
The Fourth Beast in the biblical book of Daniel chapter 7 -- the Roman Empire and its revivals over the years -- has always been in Europe, and was blasphemously called the “Holy Roman Empire” because it was ruled over on the spiritual side by Vatican city, the great city that rules over the kings of the earth (Revelation 17:18).
Notice that the hopelessly confused people are calling the modern Israelite nation (the USA) the Beast power and are afraid that the “good guy” (Donald Trump) might be the Beast.
The Jehovah Witnesses also believe in the America/Britain to be the end time beast along with the SDA. I can see how those outside these nations would see it that way with the global dominance the past few centuries (when reading the end of the verse: rules over the kings of the earth -Revelation 17:18. Because when was the last time Roman system ruled over the kings of the earth. America's military and Britain's military has done so "in their eyes")
"calling the modern Israelite nation (the USA) the Beast power" Does this square with Napoleon (Beast), being a part of the French Empire (Ruben). See
You would desire America to fall for hwa's prophecies to come to pass. That's why I don't like that religion.
Yes BB.
What you call treasonous. might have been perceived by the powers that be as a "wake up call" to isolationist inward looking war weary America even before Pwarl Harbor.
HWA, was in fact on par with the government in warning about the dangers that loomed from Nazi Germany and Japan catering toward a conservative constiturncy.
In the same manner as the Califirnian gang surrounding governor Reagan mobilized Christian America toward their progressive californian candidate from Sacramento early seventies, being Ron Reagan. through all televangelist channels.
HWA waa meeting world leaders since 1947....(contrary to the after 1975 rebranding believers)
Nck
The loon in Iowa cannot even get the cannon right. Neither can Theil or Pack.
World Leaders aye, HWA, he's the "Man of the Century" right Knicks.
Reagan loved illegal immigration and no fault divorce.
10:30 said: “The Seventh Day Adventist church wrongly thinks that the USA is the Beast power…The Fourth Beast in the biblical book of Daniel chapter 7 -- the Roman Empire and its revivals over the years -- has always been in Europe, and was blasphemously called the “Holy Roman Empire” because it was ruled over on the spiritual side by Vatican city, the great city that rules over the kings of the earth (Revelation 17:18). Notice that the hopelessly confused people are calling the modern Israelite nation (the USA) the Beast power and are afraid that the “good guy” (Donald Trump) might be the Beast.”
I completely agree with you re the fourth beast of Daniel and the beast of Revelation 13 and 17 being centered historically and prophetically in Europe. This is spiritual truth irrespective of the biblical origins of the UK/USA (ie whether they’re of the Lost Ten Tribes of Israel or not).
12:51 said: “…’calling the modern Israelite nation (the USA) the Beast power’ Does this square with Napoleon (Beast), being a part of the French Empire (Ruben).”
According to ChatGPT Napoleon Bonaparte's Y-DNA haplogroup was E-M34 and his mtDNA haplogroup was J. Both are ancient lineages with deep eastern Mediterranean/Near Eastern roots, although today they’re found across a much wider range of Mediterranean, European and Near Eastern populations.
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