Consider the evidence:
The game is played on a field 100 yards long—and what else is 100? The number of sheep the shepherd had before that one wandered off! Coincidence? I think not.
They call it the red zone. Well, friends, who else loves red? The Devil himself.
And don’t even get me started on the halftime show—that’s not entertainment, that’s basically a pagan ritual with better lighting.
And what of the fans? Whole congregations leaving Sunday service early to worship at the altar of ESPN. They wave their foam fingers high in the air—modern-day golden calves made of polyurethane.
Brothers and sisters, when Jesus said, “Turn the other cheek,” He did NOT mean “face mask penalty.”
So next Sunday, instead of gathering around the big screen, gather around your Bible.
Instead of a touchdown, seek a kneel down. Instead of chips and dip, try bread and living water. Because the only true Super Bowl worth attending is the Marriage Supper of the Lamb.
Amen and pass the celery sticks.
Tonto
4 comments:
Tonto mocking the Prophet? Not good! Beware of roaming bears.
Well, friends, who else loves red? The Devil himself.
Yet many Bibles have the words of Jesus in... red letters! (Touche.)
Does this mean Blue Letter Bible is the only acceptable way to study God's Word?
God created light, the prism, the rainbow, and the color spectum. In printing parlance, we have CYMK, which is Cyan, Yellow, Magenta, and Black. All the other colors result from specific mixtures of inks or toners derived from those.
Don't pay any mind to the fuddy-duddy buzz killers of the world. Life is intended to have elements of fun and enjoyment as well as trials and growth. If I still believed in Armstrongism, some pastor general would most likely kick me out if he found out about a couple of red cars I own, my old red Harley, and my red Fender Strat and Epiphone Firebird.
But, you know what they say: If they can't take a joke, chuck 'em.
As for BT, before he chastises you for the football in your eye, he should first cast out the witch doctors in his own eyes!
BB
Bob Thiel is such a fool that he makes it too easy to mock him. Great post!
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