Friday, April 10, 2026

The Real Reason Jesus Was Delayed AGAIN In Meeting Up With Dave Pack



There are priorities when one arrives after a long journey, and what better place to stop off first than at
 the Giant Eagle!


5 comments:

Lee Walker said...

“But the woman was given the two wings of a GIANT EAGLE so that she could fly out into the wilderness, to the place God prepared for her, where she is taken care of--away from the presence of the serpent--for a time, times, and half a time.”

— Revelation 12:14, New English Translation.

First!

Anonymous said...

Dom Perignon, Harveys Bristol Cream, bacon, and an angel food cake. God with good taste!

Anonymous said...

Blasphemous heretical filth by fallen church members who should know better!

Anonymous said...

Is it really? First, the Jesus in the picture looks to be Ashkenazi. He's Jewish! Second, he's got a shorter version of the Galilean hair style which was very popular during the first century. GTA in "The REAL Jesus" referred to the typical Roman hairstyle of the Caesars of that era. We in the WCG were not taught about the Galilean hair style, in which mens hair was parted in the middle, and tended to be longer than that of the Roman ruling or military classes.

I would not categorize the bacon as being blasphemous, although I personally do not eat unclean meats even today. Really don't enjoy eating in restaurants either, because I don't like my steak or pancakes grilled in the same spot the last guy's pork chops or bacon were grilled. Why is it that we had to read every label in the store to make sure that there were not even minute amounts of lard, and yet lapped up those steaks, and pancakes that were grilled in the presence of at least some pork grease??? You like Subway? I don't. I watch them slicing pork or ham with the meat slicer, and then they're going to cut my beef, chicken, or turkey on that? No thanks, I believe I'll pass! We should have only eaten in Kosher restaurants.

Be careful what you ask for! You might just get it!

Ronco said...

Don't laugh, Lee- Pack is already ahead of you. Marc C informed me that the Packster referenced this scripture some time ago in light of the neighboring Giant Eagle.