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What a glorious time to be in the Church of God Assembly! Just when you thought the latest Armstrongist splinter group had finally found its groove after splintering off in 2020, the whole operation decides to treat itself to a good old-fashioned ministerial bloodbath in May 2026. It’s almost like the Holy Spirit looked at the org chart and said, “Yeah… no.”
Co-founder and big-name minister Jason Fritts? Gone. Terminated. Shown the door. Sheldon Monson graciously accepted what he called Fritts’ “resignation” after receiving an ultimatum about preaching the gospel. Translation: Get in line or get out. Fritts has now been scrubbed from the official ministers' list faster than you can say “doctrinal disagreement.”
But wait — there’s more! Like a biblical plague of departing elders, the following ministers have also waved goodbye:
Mike LoperRandy WayneLarry AlverioDanny BaisleyTodd Lawrence
That’s a solid chunk of the preaching roster deciding the grass is apparently greener somewhere else. Meanwhile, Monson’s own son has reportedly left the fold. Yes, one of his own kids. Family business is thriving, folks.
Left standing in the “loyalty bunker” are the remaining stalwarts — lovingly referred to by observers as the Yes Men:
Jack LoweMike KreyerGreg KaidannekEric CaseAnd of course, fearless leader Sheldon Monson himself
Truly a murderer’s row of independent thought.
The Board? What Board?
This latest meltdown didn’t come out of nowhere. Back in 2025, Sheldon Monson pulled a classic one-man-rule move and dismissed the entire Board of CGA. Why? Because he didn’t want to risk getting voted out, of course. Heaven forbid a little accountability get in the way of having total control over those sweet, sweet tithes. Nothing says “servant leadership” like firing the people who might ask pesky questions about the budget. Financial Improprieties? Perish the Thought!
Adding extra spice to the exodus are the whispers (and not-so-subtle sermon jabs) about financial goings-on. Members noticed shiny new Cadillac Escalades for Sheldon and his wife Joette. Then came reports of a lavish Disney trip that raised more than a few eyebrows about whose money was funding the Mouse House memories. An ex-employee’s sermon on Judas stealing from the money bag was widely interpreted as shade thrown directly at leadership. Coincidence? In COG world, these things are never coincidences — they’re just “the work.”
One sharp-eyed reader put it perfectly: “If the whole congregation knew the whole truth as to why so many have left, there would be even more to leave.” But don’t worry — if God wants it revealed, it will be!
For those keeping score, CGA was born in 2020 when Monson and Fritts dramatically exited the Living Church of God over masks, singing, and the sheer audacity of having church during a pandemic. They were going to be the bold ones. The faithful ones. The ones who wouldn’t bow to tyranny or compromise.
Fast-forward a few years and we’re watching the classic COG cycle repeat like a broken record: board dissolved for easier control, questions about finances and luxury purchases, family members on the payroll, and sermons that somehow always circle back to “support the work.” Shocking, we know.
Now the gospel-preaching ultimatum has apparently become the hill too many were willing to die on — or at least resign from.The Future Looks… Smaller
At this rate, CGA’s next Feast of Tabernacles might be held in Sheldon Monson’s living room with the remaining five ministers taking turns nodding enthusiastically. The website and podcast will surely keep soldiering on with fresh sermons from the Approved Roster™.
This is, of course, exactly how God’s one true remnant church is supposed to operate in the end times: shrinking, splintering, firing boards, dodging financial questions, and loudly insisting everything is fine while half the leadership walks out the door.
Truly inspiring.If you’re still attending, congratulations on being part of this exciting new “faithful remnant of the faithful remnant.” Just don’t ask too many questions about the board, the Escalades, or the Disney trips — that seems to be the fastest way to join the growing club of former CGA ministers enjoying their newfound freedom.
Stay tuned. If God really does want the full truth revealed… well, the way things are going, He might not have to lift a finger. The exits (and the empty board seats) are doing the talking.
4 comments:
The fantastic days when HWA would travel the world 340 days per year meeting or speaking to the world's entire diplomatic corps with the most expensic plane, handing out America's finest chrystal craft.........descended into major church schisms about visiting Mouse House in the Magic Kingdom........bwahahahahahaha
nck
I've had an opportunity to observe several people in the secular realm who had worked under the discipline of major companies for years, leave those companies and start their own businesses. it was absolutely amazing how quickly these mens' true personalities, strengths, and weaknesses became obvious as they transformed from the "harnessed" state into one of self-actualization. While some flourished, others truly needed the accountability they had left behind. They became outrageous and nearly unrecognizable.
Most of the men who have started splinters, end up proving that they really needed to work in the context of a larger organization, one with a report structure to which they were accountable. They needed the fund of knowledge, the system of ethics, and the clearly defined people skills which are all part of a corporate culture. Some continued to be moderately successful. Others ran amuck.
It seems we are being treated to yet another example of this. Some people need regulation to curtail their natural tendency to burn the bridges that had been necessary and responsible for their success. Eventually, they all have their "Oh, shit!!!" moment. Some make their way through it, others fail and fade away.
BB
Of course he travelled 340 days per year. After the 1975 debacle, being a coward, he ran for his life least his victim/s do something nasty to him. All that travelling was his way of hiding under his mother's bed, but in five star luxury. Nck, he doesn't deserve to be your hero, the father you never had.
By their schism you shall know..............
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