Thursday, August 21, 2025

UPDATED: Gerald Flurry Has Competition: New Stone of Scone Discovered In Scotland


UPDATE:  

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The Kingdom of Kubala claim they have settled in a forest in Jedburgh, with the intention of reclaiming land that was stolen from their ancestors 400 years ago - and the tribe's King has today even claimed to be a descendent of the Messiah.

Their presence has left locals baffled although the tribe claim to live a simple life, bathing in a nearby stream, living in tents, and connecting with nature.

However, they said on Tuesday that they 'don't recognise local laws' and have faced persecution from those who don't understand their ways.

They have been served eviction notices, and have even suffered an attack on their camp when their tents were set on fire. However, instead of bowing to local law enforcement, they say they only recognise the laws of their God, named Yahowah.

King Atehene, 36, who was previously an opera singer under the name Kofi Offeh, leads the group, which consists of his wife, Queen Nandi, and their handmaiden Asnat. They claim they are a lost tribe of Hebrews, with their King descended from David the Messiah, and say their ancestors were cast out when Elizabeth I deported native black Jacobites. 

The group say they live a simple life, and aim to fulfil a prophecy to establish their kingdom and bring other "lost tribes" back into the fold. 

King Atehene said: "The prophecy said, after 400 years, when my ancestors are destroyed from the land of Scotland, from the land of Great Britain, they will go into captivity and lose their identity.

Their presence has left locals baffled although the tribe claim to live a simple life, bathing in a nearby stream, living in tents, and connecting with nature.

However, they said on Tuesday that they 'don't recognise local laws' and have faced persecution from those who don't understand their ways.

They have been served eviction notices, and have even suffered an attack on their camp when their tents were set on fire. However, instead of bowing to local law enforcement, they say they only recognise the laws of their God, named Yahowah.

 

It is truly amazing to be alive in the 21st century and to witness all the new and extraordinary discoveries around the world and the greatest minds, like Bob Thiel, revealing new truths to us daily, how did we ever cope in the past?

Now, in a major blow to Armstrongism and especially Gerald Flurry, we are now able to understand that the world now possesses THREE coronation stones.

There is the legitimate one in Scotland, the illegitimate one in Edmond, Oklahoma, and now the new and improved one back in Scotland.

The LOST Kingdom and the LAST Kingdom of Scotland have now been established in the wilds of Scotland. Naturally, a lunatic American has joined the group—a missing Texas woman.


This new LAST KINGDOM did not last too long. Local residents burned it down. Now if only the local residents in Edmond, Oklahoma had the same idea...



32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Gerry thought HE was the one raising the ruins!

nck said...

The best news since Kubik found remnants in Ukraine....... However..... they can only be recognized as legit if they have a "building fund" in place.....not necessarily building yet...

Nck

Byker Bob said...

You think this stuff is weird? Just wait until the kook-a-boos begin applying AI to their mental challenges! It will be positively surreal! 😜🤪🤮

BB

Feastgoer said...

Endorsing arson anywhere is not a Christian value. You're asking for it.

Anonymous said...

Kicking Flurry out of his cult compound like the Scottish are trying to do would be great. Turn the place into homeless housing and senior care would be ideal.

Anonymous said...

Flurry's home is ALREADY senior care. The guy is 90 years old!

Lee Walker said...

Yep.

Moderators, that one was a bit over the top. You have deleted comments for less than that. We all make mistakes. This is an easy one to correct.

Lee Walker said...

If the Brits are too PC to take care of this, just wait for the Scottish winter. That will make everything quite clear.

Anonymous said...

Connecting with nature means being eaten alive by mosquitos.

Anonymous said...

It's fake!! Ha ha! Their not even in Scotland UK but America. Look at the firefighters video... not the correct uniform of Scottish firefighters and the Queen has been superimposed on the video. Ha ha!!

Byker Bob said...

Not everything any of us writes is appropriate to the goals or image of this site. I'm sure we've all crossed the line at one time or another. Sometimes a slight edit will get it through. It's doubtful that Pyro-boy could or would do that, though.

Now, if we could only get rid of all them gosh-darned ACOG ministers who allegedly post here that some paranoid dude keeps complaining about..........!

BB

Byker Bob said...

Maybe my comment at 1:17 is not futuristic, as I thought! The future is now?

BB

R.L. said...

Noe evicted:
https://www.thenational.scot/news/25405689.african-king-queen-evicted-scottish-borders/

Anonymous said...

What the frap is up with Flurry and these scones anyway! I've always liked bagels much better! Flurry's problem is that he is a Celtophile. HWA educated us to become Judeophiles!

NO2HWA said...

Dang it, BB! Now I have to tell UCG to stop paying me!

Lee Walker said...

Kubala = Kabbalah.
Yahowah = Yahweh.
Yakub the big-headed scientist (Louis Farrakhan/Black Muslims) = Yakov/Jacob.

These Black nationalist movements always take words from the Bible or Jewish tradition, then slightly change them to try to make them sound as something different. At least Joseph Smith (apparently) stole from relatively obscure books (“View of the Hebrews”) and geographical regions (Comoros).

Anonymous said...

Strange men caught up in their own lies, not family men looking after their offspring and living an honest true life, but living oddly amongst the trees.

Byker Bob said...

Have a wonderful sabbath, Gary!!! Got any idea how to get rid of writer's block? Can't seem to get past the first half hour of my sermon.

BB

NO2HWA said...

A plate full of slow-cooked bbq baby back pork ribs and a cold beer would do the trick!

Anonymous said...

Lee, did you ever check out the old "Hot Ghetto Mess" program or pix from the website?

RSK said...

Their leader is from Ghana. "Yahowah" is the pronounciation of the word in the Akan tongue.

Byker Bob said...

Thanks, Gary. Actually I took half of that suggestion and relaxed for a while over a couple of Heinekens. You know, I've concluded that what my congregation desperately needs is another good strong sermon on church government. So, am starting from scratch, total rewrite! Hope I'm not blowing my true identity here. Maybe they'll be more than one of us speaking on this topic tomorrow! LOL!

BB

RSK said...

Dammit BB, you're supposed to be studying all week for your boring ass sermon and letting the assistant pastor handle the questions!

RSK said...

Yakub (the name, not the Wallace Ford Muhammed character specifically), along with Yaqub, is the Arabic form of the Hebrew Yakov/Yacov/Jacob. Sometimes also transliterated into languages using Roman characters as "Yaqoob".
No idea whether "Kubala" refers to Kabbalah or something else.

NO2HWA said...

There is a gastropub in Pasadena called "Congregation Ale House." Its interior is church-themed, with stained glass, arches, etc. I spoke to them when they were building it, and they said they picked that theme because some of the greatest theological and humanist conversations all centered around people gathering to talk with a beer in hand.

They say this: "Pasadena Chapter
The Pasadena outpost of Travis Ensling's growing company joins successful "chapters" in Long Beach and Azusa. The Pasadena branch occupies Crown City Brewery's former home atop an old loading dock. The church-themed gastropub features wood picnic tables on a covered patio, marble bar with built-in Chilldiscs to keep beers cold, stained glass logo behind taps, exposed wood beams with skylights, and wrought iron chandelier. Congregation also has a jukebox and flat screen TVs, but 32 taps draw more attention, including six that brewmaster Caleb McLaughlin produces at their Azusa facility. Turn your initial focus to Congregation beers like Consummatum Imperial IPA, Praise on Saison, and the tart Forbidden Fruit Series."

Lee Walker said...

RSK, is the Arabic Jacob a big-headed scientist who invented White people in a lab?

RSK said...

As I said, I was not specifically referring to Wallace Fard Muhammed's character - though, being a self-styled Muslim derivative, him using an
common Arab name is not particularly unusual. There have been many Yacubs in history.

Byker Bob said...

Wow, a gastropub! Will have to check that out and see if Travis Ensling has set one up in my city. It's doubtful that I'd be in Pasadena anytime soon, cause I don't have one of those Republican drivers' licenses one needs in order to fly.

BB

Lee Walker said...

My point was that the character is not the same as the one in the Bible, yet we all know that’s where he got the name. Unless you go with an extreme Anglo-Israelist review that basically all White people are Israelite. Then it would fit.

Anonymous said...

Is it where he got the name? How do "we all" know that? My friend's name is Youssef... do "we all know" his parents named him after the Biblical Joseph, or another Youssef they knew, or just because they liked the sound of the name?

R.L. said...

Michael Youssef is a well-known teacher on Christian radio and TBN: www.ltw.org.

Anonymous said...

Saw these folks covered in a Reuters article a few days back. Flurry has been around and working for decades. These people have been around for a few weeks and already get more press than his “work” does 😂. I don’t think they spent a dime either.