Thursday, March 23, 2017

Satan Launches Vile Attack Against The Only True Church



Almost-arrested, Elisha, Elijah, Amos, Joshua, Habakkuk, Doubly blessed, Second Witless Witness, Apostle, Prophet, Future Martyr, Chief Overseer, and the disappointing "son" to Roderick C Meredith has experienced a vile attack by Satan against his web site.
Our websites were down for a couple of hours last Sabbath because of some type of, what we think, was a robotic attack that filled up storage space. While we have protection for that in certain places, this particular attack succeeded for a time. But this was noted and corrected. We do not think this was a humanly deliberate attack against us, but Satan was probably more directly behind it. We also upgraded some aspects of the websites Sunday, which also made them temporarily unavailable. But the websites have been functioning fine since.
Whew!  The magical god has answered the prayers! People are dying in Syria, starving in Africa, but Apostate Thiel's god has more pressing things to do, like correct his server problems.  Seriously?


4 comments:

Byker Bob said...

Heh. If Bob Thiel got the runs, or suffered a hangnail, he'd self-aggrandize by attributing it to Satan.

BB

Hoss said...

We do not think this was a humanly deliberate attack against us, but Satan was probably more directly behind it.

Um, is that the Royal We, or Bob and tech support?

Black Ops Mikey said...

There seems to be a mental disorder for each 1%er.

Anonymous said...

Satan wasting his time on a church of 25 people. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Herbie used this same defence when his wife sued for divorce. No matter that those around him advised him against the marriage, or that he really needed a nurse rather than a wife. According to him, the problem was Satan rather than a foolish old Herbie.